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Stone.

Hi. I'm a rock.

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Ava stone.

I mean me.

Goblins killed by adventurers. That's nothing new.

I was dragged off the road. Nothing new.

Some kid said he wanted to throw me in a hole and hear the rumble. Nothing. Fuck you!

I don't want to shrink again!

It's a rock!

Which means my pride is as strong as a rock!

And I don't want to become a rock!

I'm proud of my three dimensions!

x, y and z...

But that's not the problem!

They dragged me!

Geez, grown-ups, what the fuck are they doing?

No! Put it back where you found it, asshole! Don't touch me!

No.

I'm defiled. I have nothing to live for.

Just kidding. Stones can joke, right? Am I right?

No? It's no big deal, then you can consider me unique.

But adventurers don't care about my uniqueness.

I've been screwed over. Brothers, how could you.

Because of you, I've fallen into an abyss that I'll never get out of...

Kek. Lol. XD.

Praise the memes. Putin on a bear.

Potatoes will take over the world...

I'm not trying to distract myself at all!

No, you're not! This is so interesting! Look, there's a whole lot of nothing in here. I don't want to sit here forever!

Mom...

I know you can't get in here, but still--

It's not a bad situation. Fucking adventurers.

All right.

It's not the first time I've been left out in the cold.

I'm a rock.