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Star PUNK!

When is it ever a time to bug out especially in the future when things are definitely not going the way you figured it would be? Many things happen every day that you’re not prepared for, our main lead Duke was not prepared for this life which twisted his mind and made him into less of a Nubreed and more of a monster. Stand clear for a rocking adventure as this is the origin story of the baddest space bounty hunter off world.

DeandreTheSly1 · Khoa huyễn
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LOG 03 - Space Chase Mind F**k (Part 1)

[I said it once so ill say it again: Warning this story contains the following: nudity, violence, sexual innuendos, actual straight up fucking, and profanity of all kinds. Readers discretion is advised, so if you're not of age, if it's not too much trouble please be so kind as to FUCK OFF!]

"Music never leaves you alone, and punk rock will always be there when nothing else will."

- Pete Wentz

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{Narrator : "*SIGH* It seems Duke is in a pickle with the law, oh dear who could have done such a thing. Oh well lets see if he makes it out alive this time hahahaha. If you need me i'll be having dinner with my woman Samantha tonight."}

"STOP IN THE NAME OF INTERGALACTIC LAW! PULL OVER!"

"SPEED IT UP DAMN YOU, IF WE GET CAUGHT WE ARE SCREWED! No cars, no women , no paint jobs, NOTHING! GAME OVER MAN!" said Duke who was shouting at Jimmy who was controlling the ship while the intergalactic police were shooting at their ship with plasma blasts or extending claws to grab the ship.

"ERROR ERROR! Boss, i'm going as fast as I can but the worst part of this is the ship was no form of weaponry! Even if there were any weapons attached to this ship, it would be too much for this ship to handle…." Jimmy said, glitching out in fear.

"Son. Of. A." Before Duke could get to the next word.

BANG! BANG!

The ship shook as if there was an earthquake going on. "What the fuck!?" Duke shouted as he was startled.

"ERROR ERROR! Boss, we are taking a large amount of damage as the ship is at 60% now… At this rate we won't even be able to land properly." Jimmy worriedly said while Duke went quiet but took a deep breath before walking over to the control panels. "Well then…."

Suddenly, Duke's spine started to glow along with his eyes glowing once more which led to him quickly pulling the switch for a jump (Warp Drive). "LET'S FUCKIN AIM FOR THE STARS!!!" Duke even added some of his electricity from his body to the Joy Boy just so that the power would be at 100%.

"Boss! This is way too much power, if we head off with this much power this ship might-"

BANG! BANG!

"This is your last warning, PULL OVER NOW OR WE WILL FIRE THE CANNON!"

Duke got onto the radio and just started laughing like a cybernetic hyena. "Shoot your shot pussies, pencil dicks, fucking pigs! I don't give a rat's ass about being shot with some cannon, I rather die a cybernetic organic man with a dick than a pussy with a fucking cannon." Duke was stooling while the ship was charging up.

"1."

"Come on you piece of-" Duke whispered while the cannon was charging up.

"2!!"

"WORK DAMMIT!!!"

Duke was starting to panic then quickly slammed his fist on the control panels which shocked the ship which led to it somehow somehow creating its own A.I. "Man this is nuts let's get the freak out of here dudes!"

"What the-" Duke and Jimmy said before-

"THREE!!!"

THE CANNON WENT OFF BUT DUKE'S SHIP BLITZED AWAY IN THE WAY OF A LARGE JUMP THAT SENT OUT A SHOCK WAVE!

…..Sadly there was a bigger problem…..

….No Breaks….

[????]

At the biggest rock show in the galaxy, Duke was singing a song he created called while playing bass.

"The world goes crazy as I rise, let hell rise from within my eyes!

I'm feeling happier and feeling great, I could feel the DRUGS IN MY FUCKING VAINS!

Am I crazy, am I sane? Take a look by BEATING! MY! BRAIN!

Doesn't matter how hard I try, I die deeply inside~.

Doesn't matter how hard I try, I die deeply insi-

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! HA! HA HA HA! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! HA! HA HA HA! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

I'm losing CONTROL, YOUR LOSING YOUR SOUL!

Error Error! RING DARER! (ASSHOLE!)

I'm losing CONTROL, YOUR SEX IS SOLD!

Glitch Glitch! Suck Dick! (ASSHOLE!)

I'm losing CONTROL! (4x)

(Crowd: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! (10x))

…..

I, feed the fire in my head all fucking day long~

Doesn't matter if it gets so fucking late~

I, feed the fire in my head all fucking day long~

Kicking asses in the bars, stay fucking straight~

I, feed the fire in my HEAD all fucking day long~

World breaking down~! (2x)

It's wrong~~~...

So wrong~….

It's wrong~~~...

So wrong~….

…..

The world is breaking down to night (SHIT), lets fucking try to start a fight. (Yo!) (4x)

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! HA! HA HA HA! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! HA! HA HA HA!

I'm gaining CONTROL, FUZZ SUCKING YOUR SOUL!

Corporate Liar! Life's dire! (Fuck!)

I'm gaining CONTROL, YOUR SEX IS GOLD!

BITCHING BITCHING! DRUGS TWITCHING! (Fuck!)

I'm gaining CONTROL!!!!!"

Everyone was loving it, people were cheering while Duke was doing a guitar solo then someone got on stage, it was Danelle wearing biker attire. Duke was loving what she was wearing so he didn't say anything but just watched her dance as he played guitar with her emotions which made the fans go even more wild, but the HEAT just got even more intense when Danelle started stripping and even undid it undid Duke's pants. Before he could say anything Danelle just started sucking him off while Duke was still playing bass.

When Duke was almost done with his song along with close to blowing his load, Danelle got on her hands and knees. She took out a vial, opened it, then from the vial Danelle laid some green stuff across her ass. "Why don't you continue rocking on while you take a sniff and you give me the stiff?"

Duke was not going to pass up on this opportunity. "Hell fucking alien god yes!" He did the line of the green stuff off Danelle's ass from there the audience got to see Duke fucking Danelle hardcore style while still rocking out.

"People talk about it!

People try to sound it!

People can be there around it!

It's just sex!

Men trying to pound it!

Women work around it!

The dogs tried to hound it!

Fuck all that let me hear it sounded!

Fuck (5x)"

"FUCK IT~!!!!!!!"

Duck (5x)

"DUCK IT!!!"

Fuck (5x)

Crowd started chanted "Duck Fuck, Duck Fuck!"

Duke was pounding away at Danelle from behind would green stuff across his face and on his nose. "Fuck me you piss of shit, fuck me like you mean it!" Danelle was truly out of it as she was feeling every bit of his cock that was stretching her out and hitting her cervix. Danelle had her tits out that were twisted, her clitoris was in view with her playing with it. "Fuck me harder, make me yours, make me call you daddy!"

Duke smiled wickedly then did the most outlandish thing by pulling Danelle by her hair, lifted her up into the air to where he was holding onto both of her legs and his long tongue and began to rub her clitoris wildly.

"SHIT~!!!!!!!"

Duke was trying to hold back his laughter because before he knew it he was spraying the front row and even the back row with Danelle's juices which had the crowd hyping up to the point where they were on fire.

LITERALLY!!!

With all the drugs in his system Duke feel like his brain was sizzling but to make matters worse he saw something in the distance that filled him with rage, he saw A woman that looks like a secretary smiling at him villainously and to make matters worse another woman standing in the crowd next to her she was a coyote Who looked more wicked than the secretary woman.

That's when Duke realized that everything that was going on was an illusion, a dream, not real in the slightest… This led to him dropping Danelle into the crowd which led to her being carried away into the fire storm then Duke took a deep breath before taking out a syringe and shooting himself with a fire element just to point his fingers at his head. ("This is going to hurt like a bitch giving birth to an ape size crack baby with speed rushing through its veins.")

The crowd was still cheering his name even though they were melting down to the bone.

"Goodnight Motherfuckers!"

BANG!!!!!

By the time Duke woke up. "I had the most awesome tripped out- WHAT THE FUCK!?"

DUKE , JIMMY, AND J.B. (THE SHIP) WERE COMING DOWN FAST TO AN UNKNOWN PLANET!

"ERROR ERROR! Boss Boss,glad your alive but what do we do?" Jimmy asked which led to a quick reply from Duke.

"The only thing that we can do in a situation like this- scream and hope for a miracle…."

All three of them looked at each other then looked behind to see, The Intergalactic Police still following them down while trying to catch J.B. before they hit but it was coming in too hot to be caught.

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(+Please Stand By+)