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Soul Land II: Transmigrated as Huo Yuhao, Apprenticed to Yao Chen

Transcending into the era of the Peerless Tang Sect, Huo Yuhao emerges with unexpected advantages. Armed with the legendary Yao Chen's ring from the world of "Battle Through The Heavens," he initiates his journey by mastering the Flame Mantra Technique. With his unique ability to cultivate both ice and fire elements, Huo Yuhao sets out to reshape the entire landscape of the Douluo Continent. Determined to break free from the shackles of the Tang San's tyranny, he vows to rewrite the continent's history and defy the gods themselve! ... This is a Translation. Original Book: 斗罗:穿越霍雨浩,开局拜师药老 I don't own anything in this book; I'm just translating it for fun. All rights belong to their respective owners.

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Chapter 146: Our Shrek Is Just Too Awesome! (Part Two)

Tang Sect, this military giant, was almost completely finished during the Sun Moon Empire period. "Peerless Tang Sect," "Peerless Tang Sect," how did Tang Sect become so powerful later? Don't you have any sense of that?

Was it because of Huo Yuhao's unparalleled talent? Because of Shrek Academy's strong support? Because that generation of Shrek Seven Monsters were all from Tang Sect?

It's all nonsense! Without the threat of the Sun Moon Empire, without orders from the three former empires, how could Tang Sect develop without money?

Without money, those merchants wouldn't even sell you a piece of sinking silver scrap. What development could you have then? Oh, right, our Shrek Academy can also rely on robbing, and before robbing, they would morally blackmail you first.

Our Shrek is really too awesome! After sucking the blood of several empires and successfully developing, Tang Sect in the third series recruited high-end talent from the Federation and focused on developing weapons far more advanced than those outside.

Yet, these weapons were not for the common people nor contributed to the country. Instead, they were locked in the arsenal, waiting for a chance to fire during internal conflicts within the Federation.

You must know these resources were siphoned from the Douluo Star by the two vampires, Tang Sect and Shrek Academy. If these resources were distributed by the Federation, how many talents could be cultivated?

Shrek Academy and Tang Sect eliminated countless possibilities for this world that could have been better than them, leaving people no choice, and the people took this as a blessing.

Shrek's top graduates all stayed at the school, and the middle and lower levels joined the Federation. Even the Sea God Pavilion said the outer court students aren't even considered Shrek students; only the inner court students are.

If nurturing a few talents for the Federation, who Shrek can beckon with a finger in critical moments, is considered "meritorious" or "grateful," then isn't the Federation, which produces everything Shrek eats and wears, a tremendous blessing for Shrek?

Yet, even with such monopoly giants poaching, the Federation in the fourth series can still stand against the Double Stars of Dragon and Horse alone, even taking the initiative at one point.

But suddenly, all these honors belonged to your Shrek Academy. The sacrifice of a million Federation soldiers goes unnoticed, while Shrek, by piling up resources and exploiting loopholes, steals the glory and wins people's hearts.

Shrek Academy considers favoritism a virtue, double standards a tradition, and monopoly a form of neutrality. This isn't just one generation; it's every generation like this.

On the competition stage, they openly and deliberately killed people from Sun Moon Academy and the Holy Spirit Cult, yet when someone from their side was injured, the 98th-level Chicken Leg Douluo, deputy head of the Sea God Pavilion, personally demanded compensation.

Even with so many soul mentors behind Sun Moon and two Limit Douluos behind the Holy Spirit Cult, none of them ever caused Shrek any trouble because of this.

It's ironic. The bad guys lose because they have dignity, while Shrek wins because they have no shame, utterly shameless!

The Spirit Hall only killed two hundred-thousand-year soul beasts, and these two hundred-thousand-year soul beasts sacrificed themselves for others, and the Spirit Hall didn't gain anything from it. Yet, Tang Buddha used the righteous banner of "saving the people" to eliminate the Spirit Hall.

But 30,000 years later, Tang San's precious grandson, the rotten salted fish, massacred indigenous people on other planets, absorbing their life force—this is survival of the fittest.

The soul masters of the Holy Spirit Cult were considered evil soul masters just for absorbing the blood of soul beasts, not a single drop of human blood. Meanwhile, our Shrek student Huo Yuhao studies necromancy and hunts intelligent creatures, yet that's considered normal cultivation.

Shrek's students injure and kill on the competition stage and break the law in the Federation. The Sea God Pavilion's response is, "When has it ever been up to others to judge Shrek's students?" Then, after some internal trial and laughter, it's over.

Shrek's students, on missions in outer space, discovered threats to the Federation. Upon return, when the Federation wanted to isolate and investigate them, Shrek's high-ranking officials stepped in to take the people away, questioning, "How dare you push your luck, and what can you do about it?"

Yet Shrek frequently forms inspection teams to cross jurisdictions, enforcing not only the Holy Spirit Cult's laws but also those of the Federation and other organizations.

Our Shrek is just too awesome! The Soul Master Tournament, to protect the so-called "honor of Shrek," openly cheated, sending eight instead of the required seven and letting Huo Yuhao secretly act as a mobile hotspot.

When the opponent demanded a re-investigation upon noticing discrepancies, their attitude was, "If you can't catch us, it doesn't count as cheating."

Huo Yuhao justified the cheating by claiming Xiao Hongchen was on drugs, but wasn't drug use pioneered by your Shrek Academy's founder, Sea God Tang San?

If drug use counts, then you should also try it! Openly cheating is something even the evil soul master organization, the Holy Spirit Cult, disdains.

Our Shrek is truly too powerful! By the third series, Shrek became increasingly arrogant, ignoring federal laws. Just because the final exam content was to fight ten battles across the Federation, Shrek students fought with passersby on the streets and deliberately avoided federal capture. When they ran into trouble, they framed the other party.

Shrek's final exam assignment was to break through the Federation military blockade and enter the open sea. Essentially, it was to let students steal planes from the Federation military, using a few connections to open the back door without needing to report.

After Shrek was bombed, they sequentially dealt with the mastermind Holy Spirit Cult and the Spirit Transferring Pagoda. Once the mission was accomplished, with no more enemies, they dumped all the dirty deeds on the Federation.

The bombing of Shrek was something neither the Federation Chairman, the War God Hall, nor any military district knew. It was just a problem from an unknown department. Yet, after Shrek's publicity, the Douluo Federation became the mastermind behind Shrek's bombing.

Does the Douluo Federation belong to your Shrek Academy? You bleed the Douluo Federation dry, and nothing happens, but when you get stabbed, you act like a mad dog, biting everything in sight.

Before joining Tang Sect, Shrek students even scammed Tang Sect. They kidnapped employees, stole battleships, and when caught on surveillance and questioned, they passed with flawed reasoning. Even when teachers knew it was deliberate theft, they protected them.

Our Shrek is just too amazing! After another 10,000 years, Tang Buddha's precious grandson, the rotten salted fish, to train, led a team to hunt intelligent creatures on other planets.

However, the other side was of the dragon race, just like his mother, and he and his father had soul beast bloodlines, essentially helping outsiders fight his kin.

After cruelly killing them and absorbing their life force, when the enemy's father came to avenge his son, he killed the father too.

Even the Holy Spirit Cult would shed tears seeing such cruelty—it's your Shrek who goes the hardest!

The rotten salted fish infiltrated the Dragon Horse Federation as a federal spy (even disguised as a woman to sneak in). When discovering that the Dragon Horse Federation's natives were also of the dragon race and could be used, Shrek realized they had been attacking the wrong people.

So the great Shrek Academy immediately changed strategies, secretly grooming the rotten salted fish to become a god king in the Dragon Horse region, solely to create a divine realm allowing Shrek Academy's own people to enter as elders, then return to dazzle the Federation with titanium-alloyed eyes.

From then on, Lan Xuanyu disappeared without a trace, reporting crucial information only to Shrek, disguising himself as a woman, even selling himself out to become a princess of the Dragon Horse Federation! (Truly disgusting!)

The Federation knew nothing about the relationship between the Dragon Horse Federation and the dragon race, the internal relations of the Dragon Horse Federation, or the disputes between the Dragon Horse Federation and the Crimson Domain. They didn't even know how high Lan Xuanyu's position was in the Dragon Horse.

But suddenly, Lan Xuanyu's secret plan to establish a divine realm was obstructed by the Crimson Domain. The Crimson Mother planned to devour the Twin Stars of Dragon and Horse and possibly the Douluo Plane afterward.

Seeing this wasn't right, Shrek had to tie the Douluo Federation to the warship!

So Shrek Academy immediately used military intimidation to demand the Douluo Federation send reinforcements. When the Federation initially refused, Shrek propagated that the Federation politicians were short-sighted and ignorant of the greater good to other organizations and the public.

The Douluo Federation had struggled against the Dragon Horse Federation for thousands of years, barely ensuring they weren't overpowered and enslaved by the natives of the Dragon Horse Federation.

Yet Shrek and Tang Sect told me I couldn't fight them but had to help them because if they were gone, so would I be. Yet they didn't tell me how I'd be gone, how they got their information, or how strong the other side was. Are you guys insane?

Isn't this typical entrapment? If the Federation hasn't made a mistake, I'll create one for them, then stand out to correct it, making myself look right.

Our Shrek is truly too incredible!