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So um... IM IN POKEMON!!!!!!

*yawns* Me: Sup Arceus Arceus: NOT EVEN 'Oh where am I?' BUT NOOO. YOU JUST SAY 'SUP' SUP S- Me: Shut up. Arceus: *sighs* I'm going to give you another chance of life in my world and YOU shall entertain ME! You have just been killed by- You know. TRUCK-SAN So you have another chance at life. Bonnet appetite. _________________________________________________________________ (Before I have an army at my doorstep/in the comments THIS BOOK WAS INSPIRED BY OTHERS! I made this to break cliches of other books. So if anyone says I'm copying them or someone else read the freaking description. Just making sure! Have a nice day! Also the book covers is temporary) :D)

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Um...

Me: Hey! You didn't let me do the first move!

Raichu: Who cares? It's a freaking pokemon battle we can attack anytime.

Me: That's not tru-

All so a sudden I'm pushed down with a paw choking my neck.

Raichu: Listen here punk! This is the wild not sweet fair paradise where everyone around us is soft. We don't battle for fun we do it to SURVIVE! Just because you live with humans is gonna be the same as here. Now, are u gonna fight or stay on the ground whimpering like the coward you are?

Me:N..No Sir!

Raichu: Are you a coward?

Me:N..No Sir!

Raichu: Now fight me like a man!

Me: Alright!

Raichu: Hit me with ur best shot!

And the dude fell down dead.

I think I just committed murder.

Me: Um...

I'M DOOMED!

*Stomach rumbles*

Looks like it's time to get some food!