Heist
*Cool jazz music plays in the background*
It's 11 pm and it's time for the shadows to play.
A small quadruped figure crawls out of the shadows and looks out to the bank in the distance. They talk into the headpiece on their head.
Sparkly Tail: Sparkly Tail to Worm Boi can you hear me?
Worm Tail: Does that have to be my codename?
Sparkly Tail: Yup! Now, are u ready?
Worm Boi: Let's get this done with.
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Banker 1: It's so boring working at a bank there's nothing to do.
Banker 2: At least be grateful that you even have a job
Banker 1: Yh but-
A blue portal appears on the crystal clear floor with a large shadowy figure appears spreading its wings letting out a large roar.
Worm Boi: Rawr I'm scary. Now run.
The Bankers run around screaming before bumping into each other and fainting. Worm Boi looks at the drool flowing from their mouths in disgust then talks to the headpiece.
Worm Boi: Alright Sparky Tail the targets are down I repeat-
Sparky Tail: I heard you the first time okay?!
Worm Boi: Okay...
Sparky Tail: I'm breaking in!
All of a sudden there's a crack and thousands of pieces of glass fall on the ground revealing Sparky Tail but you probably know who he is now don't u?
Worm Boi: Had to make a flashy entrance didn't u?
Sparkly Tail: I'm all about *Flicks imaginary hair* ~☆Style!☆~
Worm Boi: ._. 👌
Sparkly Tail: Anyway on way with conquest! To the vault!
Both of them charge through the wall holding swords.
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Sparkly Tail: We have made it!
Now let's break in!
[Spine shot ×3]
Worm Boi: It's not working.
Sparkly Tail: Why?!;-;
Worm Boi: Look.
There was a sign saying 'No pokemon moves can damage this'
Sparkly Tail: Shit.
Worm Boi: Let's summon Palkia!
Sparkly Tail: And how do u think we can do that?
Worm Boi: With this!
He chucks down a pink orb causing pink mist to fill up the room and a large figure rises from the mist.
Palkia: WHAT?
Sparkly Tail & Worm Boi: ?
Palika: WHAT DO U WANT NOW?
Sparkly Tail: Can u like *Brings out a black sack* teleport all the money in the vault and put it in here?
Palkia: How much will you give me?
Sparkly Tail: A penny.
Palkia: Srsly?
Sparkly Tail: I'm the one who ca-
Palkia: Okay okay! *Fills the sack.*
Sparkly Tail: Thx mate now goodbye.
Sparkly Tail does a backflip and sends Palika flying through the roof while waving.
Palkia: Wₕₐₜ ₐBₒᵤₜ ₘY ₚₑₙₙY?!
Sparkly Tail: Noice.
*The alarm goes off*
Worm Tail: You got to be kidding me!
Police: Sadly nope. Now stop, drop and die!
Sparkly Tail: So got any more orbs?
Worm Boi: *Brings out a blue orb* >:3
Sparkly Tail: >:)
Worm Boi: Summoning Dialga! *Does weird ritual dance*
Sparkly Tail: U didn't do that last time.
Worm Boi: Hush!
Dialga appears floating in the air eating popcorn with 3D glasses on.
Dialga: Hey what happened to my movie?
Worm Boi:*Snatches the glasses* No one cares about your movie!
Dialga: Hey!- *A bullet flies past him*
Hold on let me just- *Freezes time*
Sparkly Tail: Oop-
Dialga: Before we were interrupted, why did you summon meh?
Sparkly Tail: Well we were doing a heist and-
Dialga: Hold on! *A screen appears showing all the events that had happened.
Bahahahahhahahahah!
Ahahahahahahha!
Sparkly Boi: Um..
Dialga: *Wheezes* I can't- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Worm Boi: let's just go. *Grabs the sacks of money.*
Sparkly Tail: Yeah...
Together they stormed off into the distance leaving Dialga to laugh like the fucking idiot he was.