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So um... IM IN POKEMON!!!!!!

Author: ihnimlsm
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*yawns* Me: Sup Arceus Arceus: NOT EVEN 'Oh where am I?' BUT NOOO. YOU JUST SAY 'SUP' SUP S- Me: Shut up. Arceus: *sighs* I'm going to give you another chance of life in my world and YOU shall entertain ME! You have just been killed by- You know. TRUCK-SAN So you have another chance at life. Bonnet appetite. _________________________________________________________________ (Before I have an army at my doorstep/in the comments THIS BOOK WAS INSPIRED BY OTHERS! I made this to break cliches of other books. So if anyone says I'm copying them or someone else read the freaking description. Just making sure! Have a nice day! Also the book covers is temporary) :D)

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Chapter 1Oh sweet Arceus

*yawns*

Me: Sup Arceus

Arceus: NOT EVEN 'Oh where am I?' BUT NOOO.

YOU JUST SAY 'SUP'

'SUP'

S-

Me: Shut up.

Arceus: *sighs* I'm going to give you another chance of life in my world and YOU shall entertain ME!

Me: Ok

Arceus: Any questions?

Me: Do you play Fornite?

Arceus: HECK YEAH!!!

I don't want to be able to die can I wanna play Fornite with you for 15 minutes and then come back to my body?

Arceus: Ok s-

Me: IM NOT 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐃.

𝘈𝘳𝘤𝘦𝘶𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥: 𝘖𝘩 𝘣𝘰𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘺.

Me: I want to be able to create my body and make up any moves I want.

OH YEAH!

I want to be overpowered like in all stories.

AND-

Arceus: SHUT UP. JUST GO AND DO YOUR STUPID STUFF.

Me: *Face gets red* YOU SHUT UP. I STILL HAVE TWO MORE WISHES!

Arceus: *Kneels down and starts to beg* DON'T KILL MEEEE.

Me: GOOD. I don't want to be able to be caught by any ball. Not even a master ball.

and-

Arceus: YOU KNOW WHAT! JUST MAKE YOUR POKEMON AND GO. I WILL JUST PUT YOU IN UNOVA OR SOMETHING. *Starts crying* JuSt LeAvE...

Me: Eh. Ok

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