4. Title at the end

{A/N: For the sake of my own ego, I would like to ask you people to comment more. I just feel more powerful after reading your feedback. Anyway, enjoy the chapter!}

It was a week from the moment I transmigrated, our chat group is still waiting for any missions. We all decided that I will be joining them on every mission as an admin and a person most knowledgeable.

The most surprising thing was how big my waiting times in school were. It is really boring and it seems that history here is identical to my world's one, which was actually quite shocking for me after seeing the anime.

During this week almost nothing worth attention happened…

"Ryuuko!"

'Fuck…'

I jumped out of the window only for Gamagori to smash through the doors and charge at me.

I smirked at him while falling down and activated Senketsu.

Doing a backflip I landed in the middle of our school's yard and just waited for them to come out.

Gamagori jumped on me from the third floor and cracked the ground beneath him.

"Damn… Gamagori before we start our daily routine, can I ask you something as a student her Senpai?"

"Hn" He nodded.

"So, how old are you actually?"

But before he could respond, I heard the most irritating sound in the whole universe.

[Ding!]

[Congratulations system user's! The first mission is here! Log in to check it out.]

"You mother…" I murmured.

"What was that?! Ryuko!" Gamagori must have thought it was directed at him.

"Nothing of your concern, Gamagori. I need to attend something urgent, so Bye!" I quickly made my way out of the school's ground and sat down on a nearby roof.

[Ding! Administrator Ryuko is online.]

[Chat:

Ryuko: "So, guys. Finally a mission, huh, Excited?"

]

'"' Ryuko. '"' Senketsu interrupted me.

"Hm? What is it, Senketsu?"

'"' Is that thing you were talking about happening? '"'

"Yes. Exactly. We are going to a different world to get rid of someone. Ready?" I smiled brightly.

But my smile turned into a look of despair when I noticed the world we are going to.

[Your first mission! Everyone is excited? No worries, I'm sure everything will be fine!

Mission: Get rid of that pesky reincarnator!

Side mission: Make everyone forget about him!

Rewards: -200 points.

-Martial art

Side rewards: -1000 points

-Item of rarity common and above

-No more body-fluid tea!!!!!

You all must be curious where are you going! It's simple, take a guess!

It is a world, where witches are feared, where they are worshiped and the main protagonist is fucked!

That's right! Next world is Re:Zero!

Only three participants!]

'"' Ryuko! What is happening? '"'

Ah, right, forgot to mention that I'm actually really close with Senketsu, he is a really nice guy.

"N-Nothing, I just noticed where we are going. It will not be a fun ride, I can assure you about that."

'"' It's that bad? '"'

I just nodded my head.

[Chat:

Carmen: "So Ryuko, as an Admin, please tell us more, because we can't all join this mission, it means there will be two people going with you there."

King: "Carmen is right. We need more information."

Ryuko: "Guys… How to say it lightly… We are fucked. This world is entirely fucked, I don't know which sane person would want to go there from theyre own free will."

Max: "It can't be that bad, most of us are not normal people, so we should be fine right?"

Ryuko: "Oh, how wrong you are. But I can instantly tell that King and Miledi are going with me. Miledi can tell us who is the reincarnator and King will be somewhat strong for these world's standards."

Miledi: "Just joined, we are going on a mission? Yuupiii!"

Max: "..."

Ryuko: "..."

King: "..."

Carmen: "We understand your decision, but please give us more information."

Miledi: "What's going on? Why are you guys like that?"

Ryuko: "Check chat logs. Anyway, King, Miledi, please listen closely." I started a video call, to which everyone joined.

]

[Vide call:

"Woah, Ryuko! What is with this sour face!" Miledi instantly asked after seeing me.

"Nothing is wrong. I will explain the rules now. I'm doing this on video call, so Senketsu will have some inside too."

"Good thinking, Ryuko." Carmen approved of my decision, which felt… nice, only Mako is praising me.

"Sooo, will you explain or what?" King asked after seeing me doze off.

"Right! So, the world of Re:Zero is focused on the main protagonist, Subaru. He is a guy from their version of modern earth, who finds himself in the medieval world. He is a normal human, but he has a really troublesome ability, he is rewinding time everytime he dies."

"That is troublesome if we are not resistant to it." King said.

"That is true, and this guy will kill himself to save people close to him, even if they murdered and tortured him countless times before. In short he is quite insane." I took a break to take a breath. "He is head-to-toes with a Half-Elf Emilia, we can't touch her as it will fuck up the timeline really bad. Subaru is being manipulated by a guy possessing his descendants just to release Echidna, one of the witches." I saw them all nod so I continued "Witches are actually not bad people, but they are all messed somewhere in their heads. Like being a total brute, but your touch is healing everyone, or creating human-eating beasts, so humans will have more to eat." With that, I saw Max and Carmen visibly shiver "There are also powerhouses we are not allowed to touch, like witch's cults and Reinhardt, they can pretty much destroy us in an open fight. So, short summary. We are absolutely fucked, and we can't do anything to anyone besides reincarnator." I stopped to catch my breath.

"Sooo. What about the side mission?" Miledi asked cheerfully.

"H-How are you so cheerful? I admit, you are really strong, but I'm pretty sure that is not on this world's standards. Anyway, we are abandoning the side-mission. We would need to feed the reincarnator to the White whale, but it is too risky." I clapped my hands "So. King, Miledi, register in the lobby and we are off."

'You ready?' I asked Senketsu through our mental link.

''' I was created ready ''' His comment made me smile.

Waving goodbye to Max and Carmen, we were off.

[Ding! Users, Ryuko, King and Miledi registered for the mission! Good luck out there, you will need it!]

Title: We are thoroughly fucked

{A/N: So... They are going on a mission, and only three of them? I need to smack the reincarnation god in the head, he is obviously playing with them. That nincompoop!

Anyway, I hope your day is going well and see ya in the next chapter!}

{A/N P.S: Chapter was written while sleepy and never re-readen. I hope there are no cardinal mistakes there. Anyway, I need to go to sleep, bye!}