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ch1 : cutlivation discord ??

it was usual sunday for the young master of dan family that consisted of fapping,watching anime

and reading manga then lazing around the whole day ,oh also doing some cultivation as he was close to breakthrough to the ninth stage of qi condensting realm.

right now zen saku was sitting in his room going through his 2 terabytes of "life meaning " on his trusted pc' while browsing through it a note from

a discord server came in saying " the new chapter of silent war is up ".

when zensaku read this note he almost jumped up from his seat 'while it might seem like it's a normal note it was actually very important as this was the climax of a three some going on in the story between the mc and some the fmc

yes a threesome as this was one of the moat popular pornhwas im the current times .

a side of the manga and comic world which gained popularity the second it started

diffrent from normal doujins pornhwas ' are colored with the story going as far as hundreds of chapters .

a big example ia silent war which had over 100 chapters with a good story and charachter development' also what was a big part of ut being one of the most viewed is the amazing art which worked perfectly in sex sence.

" it's finaly here man it felt like it was years can't believe the suthor decide to take a break in the middle of three freaking some any ways let's get this party started " said danieru while grabing a towel and a bottle of lotion god only know what he is going to use it far

.....

15 minutes later

after danieru enjoyed the best chapter of his life which the suthor deicded to make it three times the size of a normal one . he was about to go take a shower when a idea clicked through his mind .

"wonder what the others thought of this master piece of a chapter " while scrolling through' 90% of the comments were either prasing the author or the sex sences , while the rest were talking about the story ' all in all it seemed like everyone loveed the chapter .

except for one reader who was named hannibal in which he left a comment saying " pathetic you call this a threesome even my cat's fuck better than this , let me show you how a real threesome should be ',with an alpha male being dominant making the bitches beg for more "

hannibal commented while leaving a link .

zen being intrested in the bs of hannibal while not believeing any of the shit the jerk spat clicked on the link ' which sent him to a discord server called " immortals fap zone " which had about 300 members ' zen clicked on the join button ' then smiled seeing the chaos in general

leyman demon monarch " spank me mommy nya "

rage king of slayghter " woah kinky i like it "

$teve the divine merchant : "ao you think it's better huh "

akane silver saber : i do and i'm sick and tired of pretending it's not ' any man with a functional dick knows that ass is better than boobs "

$teve TDM : " you mean any man with a shit taste right ' everybody knows that boobs are superior to asses in every possiable way "

akane SS: " you dare say that again steve "

jab lord of the corpse : " comn guys you have been at it for half an hour ' can't everybody have something they like 'this is why we can't have nice things"

$teve TDM : " we won't be here arguing if he didn't slander my taste in pornhwas"

akane SS: "you started this steve "

hannibal the destroyer : " why argue when both of you got shit taste smh " .

$steve TDM & akane SS : "FUCK OFF HANNIBAL"

hannibal ED : " heh you're just jelous of me aren't you ' can't blame you though even i'm jelous of my godly physic and bulging muscle and big dick "

aksy eternal monarch : " guys help how do i sleep again i have been awake for 3 days and i can't sleep"

masked guy formations lord " again? ' this the third time this month aksy get a hold of yourself brother " .

aksay EM : " but the TL who is going to do it , who will keep an eye on the server and most importnat of all who will keep hannibal and sun god in check' looks he's back at it again"

masked guy FL : " i don't care we have mods for that reason ' also omar said he will take care of TL so go take a rest for a couple days "

aksy EM: " ahh sure i will try , if anybody needs something ping me " .

masked guy FL : sigh' go get some sleep "

zen chuckled while reading the chat in general it seems like he got himself in another wierd server' then ge started typing planing on enjoying himslef a bit before taking a shower ' not knowing that this was the start of jounary

which is going to be called the most bizzare adventure .

zensaku : "sup guys where is that threesome video that hannibal guy was talking about?"

raul earth shaker : " who are you pal and how did you get here 'also what video?"

zen :" you know the threesome video that some cocky guy talked about 'also i got here through a link which the same guy named hannibal sent in the cmment section"

raul earth shaker:"..... and what comment section is that? "

zen:" you know silent war new chapter on sky ,

he sent it there ".

$teve TDM: "..."

akane SS : "..."

Aksy EM : "..."

masked guy : "..... should have banned him long ago"

aksy Em :" agreed "

ze_hd gentleman:" +1"

zensaku started chuckling while reading the response " looks like this is going to be an intresting server ".