Chapter 5 Cannon starts with Ripping off tokyo ghoul and Harry Potter

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As the chapter begins we can see our Mc sleeping in his classroom when suddenly opens his eyes

Issei: *smirk* the fallen is here

As the school ends and our Mc starts walking back towards his house while crossing a bridge he encounters a girl that asks him to stop this girls has black hair and violet eyes in a highschool uniform of a highschool that does not exist this girl is Raynare Or her alias know as Yuuma Amano

Yuuma: Are you Issei Bahamut

Issei: HAH YOU THOUGHT IT WAS ISSEI BAHAMUT BUT IT WAS ME DIO

Yuuma: Wha-

Dio: ZA WAR DO

MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

and so Yuuma Amano Or Raynare is turned into a blood paste on the ground

Author: ZA PAUSE DO

AYO DIO GET OUT OF MY STORY

DIO: NEVER

Author:*yeets Dio to another story*

Sorry for the inconvenience guys let me do the scene again

Yuuma: Excuse me but are you Issei Bahamut

*she says this in acting shy*

Issei:Matter of fact I am

Yuuma: I have been looking at you for a long while and I think you are a kind and handsome person

would you please go out with me

Issei pov: did she really just say that she's been looking at me for a long time isn't that just a stalker and her acting is kinda pissing me off should I just punch and blow her head off

pov end

Issei was thinking all these things while having a kind smile on the outside

Issei:Well I don't have anything to do for the weekends so sure i would like to go out with you

Yuuma: It's a date then

issei: yes

meet me at the #### at 9:30am on Sunday

And so Yuubitc- I mean Yuuma ran away like a tsundere while having a fake blush

Raynare pov: It was soo easy fooling that disgusting human to go on a date now I just have to kill him and then Azazel sama will praise me

*she says this while having creepy albedo blush*

{I ain't writing the shit about how the date goes everyone who's knows about dxd knows how the date goes so imagine it yourselves}

Time skip to the end of the date

Yuuma: Issei can I ask you something

Issei: Sure

Yuuma: would you die for me

Issei: I am sorry I didn't hear you

Raynare: I said will you die for me

*she says this while revealing her true self*

Issei: Fuck no you rizzless fallen bitch

Raynare: Grrrrrrrrrrr

YOU'LL REGRET SAYING THAT

And so Raynare make a light spear to attack our mc but then our Mc points his hand towards her and copies harry Potter and hits raynare with the

Issei:CRUCIO

[host did you really just copy the Cruciatus curse from harry Potter]

Issei: yes I did what's the use of curse master if I can't you harry Potter curses

[that doesn- never mind]

As the scene changes we can see raynare on the ground shivering in pain

Issei: Weak

Raynare: Who are you *she says this while being scared*

Issei: I am the Red Dragon emperor of this generation

*he says his while revealing his boosted gear to sacre her and to show koneko who is Hiding in the bushes*

After issei reveals who he is Koneko is shocked and Raynare is scared

Koneko pov: I need to tell this to Buchou about this

*she leaves as she says these words*

pov end

(Koneko is a petite girl with white hair and gold eyes. Her body measurements are [B67-W57-H73 cm] [B26-W22-H29 in]. Her weight is [31 kg] [68 lbs]. The front of her hair has two long bangs going past her shoulders and several loose bangs hanging over her forehead, while the back has a short bob cut. She also wears a black cat-shaped hair clip on both sides of her hair, one of which contained the data on artificially making new Super Devils.)

Raynare: What! how can this be I thought you had a twice critical

Issei: well you thought wrong

now tell me where the others are

Raynare: never

Issei: you leave me no choose

IMPERIO

[Host did you seriously copy the imperious curse as well and dont you already know the location]

issei: '-' I stand by my statement and I wanted to flex

Issei: now tell me where the other's are

Raynare: they are at the abandoned church

issei: good now sleep

And so raynare falls unconscious and is teleported by issei to somewhere meanwhile issei reaches the abandoned church

Issei: Hmm.... I don't wanna waste my time so

*as issei says the words he releases some of his bloodlust causing the fallen to be knocked out and causing the deaths of the other exorcists due to shock excluding Freed*

And so issei teleports the fallen to where he sent raynare and goes there as well

Orc clubroom kouh academy

Koneko: Buchou

Rias: what is it koneko

(Rias is a beautiful young woman with a voluptuous body, white skin, blue eyes (blue-green in the anime, season 1-3) inherited from her father, Zeoticus, and a buxom figure. Her body measurements are [B99-W58-H90 cm] [B39-W23-H35 in]. Her body weight is [58 kg] [128 lbs].

Her most distinctive feature is her long, beautiful crimson hair which she also inherited from her father, that reaches down to her thighs with a single hair strand (known in Japan as ahoge) sticking out from the top. Her hair also has loose bangs covering her forehead and side bangs framing her face. Rias' height is 172 cm. (5 feet 8 inches), making her one of the tallest female characters of the series.)

Koneko: Issei senpai is the red dragon emperor

This statement shocks the ORC club

Akeno: what do you mean koneko

(Akeno is a beautiful young woman with a voluptuous figure, very long black hair and violet eyes. Her hair is usually tied in a long ponytail, reaching all the way down to her legs with two strands sticking out from the top and sloping backward, with an orange ribbon keeping it in place.)

Koneko: it is as I said Issei senpai has the boosted gear

Hearing this I hint of hope and greed is seen in Rias eyes

Rias pov: I need him in my peerage this might be my only chance but sona also wants him

well I guess sona wont mind me taking him after all she knows my circumstances and is my best friend pov end

author:this really is not gonna bite rias back :)

Meanwhile in a dungeon we can see 4 fallen angels strapped to a chair and they being to wake up

Kalawarner:auh were are we

Dohnaseek: what happened

Mittelt: I don't know

Raynare: Guys how are you here

Kalawarner: I don't know it was like getting knocked out

Mittelt: Yeah

Dohnaseek: How are you here Raynare

Raynare: The boy had the Boosted gear and he also used a very painful spell on me *she says this while shivering*

all the fallen angels are shocked until they here footsteps with something metallic being dragged

and then they see a figure with a white mask on

Cannon fodder: Who are you *they say this while being a little scared*

Issei(masked) : What's 1000-7

Cannon fodder: Wha- AAAAAAAHHHHHHH

And so that was the last time anyone ever heard of the cannon fodder known as The Kalawarner, Dohnaseek, Mittelt and Raynare

Note: if yo don't understand they got that kaneki treatment

Issei's status

[status]

Name: Issei Bahamut

Race: humanoid dragon

dragon God [locked][49%]

Rank:Heavenly dragon

Teir:high 5-A (dwarf star level)

title:The red dragon emperor, The beast killer(10x attack to all creatures that are considered a beast), The Berserker (x5 boost to all stats when enraged)

Artifacts:Boosted gear, philosopher's touch, chains of sealing, Avalon and The All Black Symbiote Sword(Sealed)

Level:93

HP: 95000/95000

MP: 190000/190000

STR: 892

SPE:920

END:860

DEX:860

INT: 930

WIS:930

CHA: Max

LUCK: Max

SP:170

For those who wanted to know the cannon fodder stats

[status]

Name: Kalawarner, Dohnaseek, Mittelt and Raynare

Race:Fallen angel

Rank:Low mid class

title:The Cannon fodder

Level:35

HP: 1000/1000

MP: 700/700

STR: 35(all 4 combined)

SPE:17

END:30(all 4 combined)

DEX:37(all 4 combined)

INT: Dumb as shit (all 4 brainsells combined)

WIS:10(dohnaseek only)

the plot has started with the kaneki treatment

What the hell was Dio doing in this story

what will happen now

The God's are ready to shit themselves

The fried chicken is going to become extra crispy

And someone please tell me what is the author smoking

Find out on the next episode of

Isekai adventure of the abridged reincarnator

note:please note that when I write mc it refers to issei and if I say mc instead of issei it is still referring to issei

don't take anything I write seriously this shit clearly has the comedy tag and for those people who read this story thank you all y'all are legend's