Sans BNHA (Archived)

'Huh, so I died. I really shouldn't have done that... But it was really Eggciting.'

The Goddess of death, appears before me, wearing cat ears and a tail. She asks with pure shock and almost a sense of admiration. "What… How is this possible?!"

"Hm?" I murmur to myself.

"You have over 10 million Karma points!

"Oh really?"

"WHY ARE YOU SO INDIFFERENT TO THIS?!... A normal person in their life time would at most have 100. This is due to their good actions and bad being balanced out, but 10 million!?"

"I don't think I did anything of merit." I say trying to think of ever possible thing I did throughout my life... Ah it was a fun life indeed.

"... Let me read this, give me a moment."

"... You've got to be kidding me." She says as she reads the most ridiculous reason for it.

"I can tell this is gonna be funny."

"You threw an egg… at the President of the United States, Donald Trump."

"AHAhaha Yeah, that was hilarious." I laugh insanely hard. Probably more than I should have. But seeing that mustard man covered in egg? What a sight to behold.

"They shot you for it!" The goddess shouts with a shocked tone.

"Worth it. I lived a good life, that was on my bucket list. Better being shot than dying on a hospital bed."

…

"So you got 10 Million Karma points, from… as you described, 'yeeting an egg at that orange Troll doll.' Doing that, you distracted him from making a racist comment about North Korea to their face, thus preventing world war 3 but getting shot in the process by the secret service…"

"Huh. I thought I would get more from preventing WW3"

"... Scaling factors."

"So anyway. You can either choose to go to heaven, with your points it basically makes you a god." She says whilst smiling, personally being able to witness the birth of a new god.

"Too much work. What else." I say with an indifferent tone.

"Ugh... Or you can reincarnate, you do not get to pick the world you want, however you can pick your powers. Most people don't pick or even get this choice"

Really? That sucks a bit but I guess there's no other options than to become a literal deity... Wait why am I refusing it? Eh what ever I forgot my reason. "I'll do it."

"Mk, so let's pick your powers first and then we will spin the wheel of fate."

"Can't we spin the wheel first?"

"No because that allows you to pick your power based on the world, which may cause extreme imbalances. It's like pouring milk before adding the cereal, you are a diabolical person. Ugh just thinking about it makes me sick" She says as she literally shivers from imagining it.

"Give me the Body, Memories of Sans and all of his powers… Make his body Human and female along with that." She says as a monitor of her future appearance appears. It costs more Karma points to edit.

Her appearance was that of a girl of average height, pale skin and white hair.

{A/N: Novel Cover}

"That's 1 million, what else?"

"Wow that's quite a lot, how much would a Saiyans bloodline cost?"

"100 million."

"Pfft. Wow, I see why most don't choose reincarnation. It's basically one big rip off."

"Hm… I want a system so that I can view my physical abilities and do other things. "

"That's 5 million in total so far."

"Tch 4 million gone for that? Can I get a redo?"

"No. You just have to deal with a shitty system novel.

"What was that?" The souls say as they didn't hear that last part.

"Nothing. What else?"

"What would happen if Sans had both of his glowing eyes?"

"Well, that doesn't actually exist but if I were to do so, his abilities would do far more damage, he would be far less exhausted and he wouldn't only have 1HP"

"Can you add that to the list?"

"Sure thats 9 Million in total."

"... Are you kitten me?" She says with a smile.

"Ah… I see why you wanted Sans abilities now, just because I have cat ears and a tail doesn't mean you can make fun of it! I shouldn't have lost that damn lousy bet… Anyway having that extra eye basically gets rid of all of Sans' weaknesses and increases all of his abilities. This is due to the fact that his soul itself was incomplete due to Gaster's experiments. You should be lucky it's so cheap."

"Sure. I bet it's nothing Purrsonal."

*Sigh* "... Fucking fate. Let's just get this over with, you got 1 million left, what do you want."

"Well if I can't pick my world can I pick my circumstances?"

"Sure. Surprisingly, it's very cheap to pick your surroundings. Powers are expensive because you may get reincarnated in a powerless world, basically making you the king of that world. Families or backgrounds are cheap because you can do whatever."

"Make me the daughter of the Emperor of Japan and if there isn't an Emperor just make me the Daughter of the most influential person in that country."

"Due to your points, you can at maximum become the 3rd princess. You have a few left over points."

"I want to know every language."

"Done. And I guess that's all of your points." She says as she turns her attention away and spins the wheel.

[Drifters]

[Artifureta]

[Re:Zero]

[Log Horizon]

[Dan Machi]

[One Punch Man]

[No Game No Life]

[Overlord]

[My Hero Academia]

[Knight's and Magic]

[Wise Man's Grandchild]

[Konosuba]

[Kobayashi Dragon Maid]

[Death March on a Parallel world]

[How not to summon a Demon Lord]

[High School DXD]

[The Rising of the Shield Hero]

[Naruto]

The wheel finally stops… [My Hero Academia]

"Congrats, you get put in a world where you aren't treated as a freak. Good luck!"

"Uh than-" Before she could finish her sentence, the world suddenly goes dark… *Rude*

…

[Souls have successfully merged.]

"Is that lazy brat up yet?"

"Aiyo!"

"WHAT! She doesnt do anything! She doesn't even talk!"

"..."

"When are you going to realize that she won't be like us…" The girl says as she begins to cry.

"Why can't we have a normal sister? She hasn't woken up once since birth…"

"... You think you are the only one suffering?"

"She can't move, can't speak… Can't even open her damn eyes. They say everything is normal and she will wake soon, countless have said that. But it's been 5 years, not even a twitch."

*Ugh… I feel groggy. What's with all the shouting.* I think to myself

"She's nothing more than a lifeless cor-" Aiyo says before her expression shifts to disbelief.

"What is it?" Father asks as he continues to stare at her.

"She- She moved."

"WHAT?!"

"She moved her hands! Her eyes are opening." She says, her voice turning from that of sadness, jumped in happiness. I finally open my eyes to see a beautiful small girl with white hair and purple eyes.

"Thank god... Sana. Do. You. Know. Who. I. Am." He says as he mimes his actions ridiculously.

"Mmm… Father?" I say, still disoriented. Mine and Sans memories have merged together, it feels as if we are different yet the same person.

"SANA! Heavens have finally given us hope." I notice, he looks towards someone in a classical maid outfit.

"Call the rest of the family here, call the princes and the princesses and tell her mother that she's finally awake." Father says with an extremely sad expression.

"I'm not sure you can understand me… But everyone has been waiting for you to awaken. Your mother, Empress Akiko had fallen ill after hearing of your state. She will finally... "

"What's wrong?"

"Sister… Your eyes. The back of your eyes are black now, wait even your iris is blue instead of purple. Daddy is she ok?!?"

Father looks lost for a moment before saying, "Your speech as well, you should essentially have the mind of a baby, yet you speak so fluently."

"Did- Did her quirk manifest?"

"Possibly but she should have inherited the Royal families quirk line. Perhaps a mutation? We need to call a physician." As he says that, once again another maid leaves the room.

"Sana, do you feel any pain?" Father asks curiously.

*Why did I wake up at age 5?*

"Sorry for waking up so late. I was taking a cat nap." She says as she thinks about the rude goddess.

"Sis! Don't even joke about that… It's been 5 years. 5 YEARS!? Everyone was so worried. Why can you just jo-"

"I'm glad you finally woke up. Once you feel up to it, we should announce your recovery." Father says with a bitter sweet smile.

[Yeah kid, congrats on your recovery.]

*Oh my god.*

[What's up, are you that shocked?]

*How are you even here?*

[Well, I don't mind my soul and thoughts being shared. Sometimes a guy just wants his own head space. But I guess with you here, it's less… Bonely]

*So you hijacked my system.*

[Yup, but you got something wrong.]

*What?*

[My name is Sans. You should say 'Hi Sans' not Hi Jack]

*Pfft...*

...

"Is she ok? She's been giggling to herself for a while now."

"I hope so." Father says with a worried expression

*So what did skeleton go to the party alone?*

*[Because he had no-body to go with!]* They both said in unison.

[Ahaha!]

*It's kind of hard to come up with unique puns when we both have the same memories.*

[Yeah I consider myself to be quite the punny guy, but it's quite hard to tickle your funny bone]

*Aaaay*

[Aaaaaaaaaay]

{A/N: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY}

{All comments be like: OH what sweet hell is this?!}

[So Kiddo, I'm gonna do ya a favor and tell you this. Close your eyes for a moment, try to imagine a dark space with a grey floating heart.]

*Hmm.*

[Now focus further on that heart. If you've done it correctly, it should change color.]

*It's... Pink and Purple? With an upside down white heart in the middle of it and a gold aura surrounding the whole heart.*

[Interesting, Purple means Rectitude, Pink means Optimism and Gold means Imagination, that white soul, is mine.]

[Rectitude means honor, integrity and righteousness. Optimism is fairly obvious, it means the person looks on the bright side of life, always loving when people to laugh and smile. Imagination is extremely rare. It's a mutation of the determination soul which allows you to break and defy the universe's laws.]

[If it isn't the primary trait, it means it isn't that strong. You won't be able to do stuff like world hopping without enough determination that matches the one who created this universe aaaand because you got a lot of my memories and personality traits, you will probably be too lazy to bother. I'm surprised you have 3 different traits though, I have only ever seen an individual with one soul trait. Maybe it's different in this reality]

[One thing you need to keep in mind though. Never, ever, ever, ever, ev-]

"""SISSSSSTER!"""

"I'M SHO GLAD YOUR UHP" The young boy shouts out, bawling out his eyes.

*You're a damned troll.*

[Sorry, you got the wrong guy, I'm not 'A damned troll'... I'm Sans]

*I feel like you are going to be the most annoying system possible.*

"Sana... It's... really true." The woman says as she stands by the doorway, holding it for support.

"You- You really are awake" She says as she weakly walks towards me, almost stumbling over herself.

"Mother!!" The others say as they run to support her.

"Do- do you know who I am?"

"M- Mom..." I say hesitantly, I've never called someone that before, even in my previous life.

"SANA!!!" She says as she hugs her tight enough to strangle a bear.

"Mom... Stop... It's unbearable..."

"I'm so happy... It was all my fault. I shouldn't have handed you to her."

"What do you mean?"

"You were unconscious for so long because the maid secretly poisoned you." She says with an expression that screams she's blaming herself.

[Correction! She poisoned us, when our souls were merging. Whiiiich caused a breakdown, leading to a 5 year loss on your life. Sorry kiddo.]

*It's not your fault Sans. I was the one who asked to essentially become you, I'm just glad I have someone to talk to and confide in, in this new world.*

[Don't worry kid, I'll always be here to help. I don't mind being brung here honestly. Although I can't see my Brother or Tori again, it's better than being trapped in that endless loops of genocide for all eternity, after millions of resets, you kinda get tired. Bone Tired. Welp at least I have more time to relax, so do your thing kid!]

...

"It's ok Mom, it wasn't your fault. I'm ok now..." As she heard this Mother began to cry harder, the halls echoed with her wails as the rest of the family stood aside and let us have our moment.

*She's a really caring Mom... Isn't she?* Sana thought to herself, with tears in her eyes and a bright smile on her face. She didn't have much of a family in her previous life, but right now. She feels very warm.