The Slave Program

"Oh great." Rosa responded, "I'm gonna get more ghosts tomorrow. Maybe if I can get enough of them here I can just open up as a haunted house every year. But of course then I'd have to hire a cleaning company to come in and get this house back looking right after Halloween. But the first one that puked in this house would just be too much for me though. I'd have to shut it down and air this place out for like a week before I'd be able to walk in the door without puking myself cause that is a major no-go for me."

Thinking she needed to clarify to get her aunt to take it seriously, Rachel wrote next, "All of the ones attending will be arriving at lunchtime alive and hungry."