Reincarnation

It all happened on a Monday. It was always on a Monday of course. Monday is the worst day of the week. Harry was happily reading his Harry Potter books for the 7th time in a row when he realized that he had to get off the bus.

"School again, why is school so boring. If I was Harry Potter then at least I would have interesting lessons but no I just had to be me. How did they fall asleep in such interesting classes? They really are idiots." thought Harry.

"I wonder if Dumbledore is evil I mean I've seen so many fanfictions where he is."

"Let's go to class."

"Alright students take out a piece of paper we are going to do a test." announced the teacher.

"A test! I didn't know we had a test!" He shouted.

"Then you should have listened." said the sadistic teacher with a creepy smile.

Harry's heart beat so fast that he had a heart attack and died.

"So I died! Well at least I won't have to the test" thought Harry.

"Let's judge you." said a mysterious man.

"Normally you should be reborn as a sloth because you are a lazy dude. But because you are the laziest guy in your reality I'll give you a chance to reincarnate anywhere you want with wishes. But for each wish there will be a side effect to balance it out."

"My first wish is to be reborn as Harry Potter."

"Granted. In exchange you are in an Alternate Universe."

"I want to have a to have at least 10 times more magic than Dumbledore at his peak."

"Granted. However it will be progressive. Basically you will have a magic core that grows 10 times faster than Dumbledore. In exchange Dumbledore is evil in this reality."

"My third wish is to have a high affinity to all types of magic"

"Granted. In exchange you will lose your emotions. Now fuck off!"

"What?"

"I can already see you thinking about having absolute Immortality, being able to travel realities, having Legendary Ancient super saiyan bloodline and whatnot! Get out of my sight you greedy pig! How can I have fun if it's to easy?"

"Damn it!"

"Because I'm awesome I'll add one last thing for free..."

And everything went black.