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Reincarnated as the butt-spanking knight with a system

==WFP #17 Gold Award Winner & WFP #17 No 1 Powerstone Vote== "Killing is a crime. Yeah, I get that. But, do you know what's not a crime? Spanking someone. Still... Spanking your own child is considered a crime. So, guess what? I can't do that to my own kid if I have one. But, you're not my kid. So, how about we have some fun? If you call me mommy, I might stop spanking your butt to shredded meat!!" Kuso Amakusa, the thirty-year-old programmer, known for his meticulous way of thinking, had to be reborn as a female knight. Not a normal knight that everyone knows, but as a Knight known as the "Technoknight". Join Discord at https://discord.gg/SAqeTKwuA4 or follow @wandiong on Instagram!! ===================================== Cover created by Ukhyukhy and used for commercial use exclusively by hartpeler for Reincarnated as the butt-spanking knight with a system. Anyone who used the same cover without the consent of the author or the illustrator shall be charged into legal action.

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Goddess Corona

"Beautiful? Yes. You are beautiful, indeed." The man commented on what she was said earlier as she claimed that she was a beautiful goddess.

The goddess replied in a happy face when she heard that comment itself as she hugged the man's hip with the goddess, replied to him.

"Finally… Finally, there is someone who called me a beauty than a walking virus instead."

As he heard those from a goddess, he was confused. For him, she was a beautiful goddess with a mighty armor worn by her with the armor carved her beautifully built body. But in fact, he heard it himself that she was lamenting over herself that he didn't know why the others were called her as "Walking virus." Instead? To answering on his confusion, he asked her.

"Walking virus? Can you explain more about that?"

The goddess who had her face full of the flower of happiness stopped from her rejoice movement thanks to the question he had asked. By herself, who wanted to answer the question, she cleared her throat, and then she said.

"Well… If you know my name, then you might label myself as a walking virus as well, thanks to your planet."

"My planet?" The man questioned her back in a confused look as he tilted his head to the right and left as a sign of clueless for what she had told him earlier, and then. He asked her,

"If that is the case, then can I know your name?"

"Corona."

"Corona?" The man responded to her as he tried to confirm that. And she repeated it.

"Corona. C O R O N A."

"Oh, okay." The man who heard that nodded his head as he knew at last what was her name.

But when he heard "Corona.", he froze for a while with himself trying to say the same thing that the others would say. He knows it as well that it was a word that he should not tell as he knew it that the name given had a meaning on its own.

Thinking of what he should do and managed to figure out what he should say, he continued.

"Sorry for my rudeness. I'm Kuso Amakusa. A software developer and a tech leader in Z Company. I wonder, where am I by any chance? It sounds like a lucid dream for me."

She looked at him using her teal colored eyes as she wanted to say that he died hours ago. But it was too rude for her as well to say so, which led her to say.

"Well, you are sleeping for eternity, Kuso. Sorry for letting you know about this."

"Err… Died?" The man questioned her for confirmation, that she replied with a nod. She then took a paper using her magic that the report had come out from nowhere and showed up on her right hand as she returned to her throne.

And then, she read the paper with herself reading it out loud.

"Kuso Amakusa, 30 Years old. Blood type O, no health issue occurred, massive deeds including donating the left kidney to an orphan."

She was surprised as she reads the "Left Kidney." Part with herself questioned him.

"You really donating your kidney to a kid whom you don't even know who is he or either she?"

"Well… Corona, I'm an orphan myself. That's why I can't afford to see another orphan who had to left the world with regrets. This is why I decided to donate my left kidney to her for herself to see a brighter future. Besides, I grow tired in an unfair world like this damned earth. To be honest."

"Why?" The goddess asked him to know what was on his mind as she heard a word of "Damned Earth."

"Do you know that on earth, you could sell your kidney for a crapton of cash that will lead you to the maximum luxury? And that kind of mindset that causes the kids who needed the kidney badly will have zero access to the kidney, or I could say it clearly. They will need a lot of money to earn it!" The man answered him that she shouted her own rant in a high but cute tone in next.

"YES!! THEY ARE THE DAMNED HUMAN WHO MOCKED ME AS A WALKING VIRUS!!"

And the man responded in his heavy voice,

"AND THEY HATED ME JUST BECAUSE OF MY HEIGHT! FUCK IT!"

At the same time, in sync, both of them shouted.

"SCREW EARTH!! I HATE THEM!!"

And at the same time as well, both of them paused. The goddess and the petite man were then laughed as they realized how similar they were with that little man commented about them.

"Damn, we are pretty much the same! Guess what? It's good entertainment before I'm leaving this place for my next life. After all, happy to meet you. Coron…"

When the petite man wanted to say goodbye to her, he had to leave the place before the grim reaper called for him. She stopped him by herself, saying,

"Be my hero, Kuso!"

"Eh?" The petite man reacted with a confused look as she asked him to become his Hero with himself continued.

"Hero? You mean… Like those typical isekai novels that have blah blah stupid harem?"

She shook her head hard with herself, saying.

"I need you, just that! You can leave this place, but you will only rebirth as a human if you leave this place in the best case. But if you are following me now. I will make sure that you will be rebirthed as a god after we have done this. Can you?"

He just acquainted the goddess for like hours ago, but she asked him for something that led him to a suspicious look to her with himself reacted.

"Well... I don't really believe you for this. Corona."

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