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Reborn with Steve Stand

This FanFic Novel is about a Chinese Guy from Earth who died, transmigrated, and awakened with Steve (Minecraft) Stand (Jojo). Get overpowered by using Minecraft Mod, travel through different worlds, anime or movies. And also, because he's Chinese, he likes to make fun of... Black people, Hitler, Japanese Nuclear Bomb, etc. you name it, he dare make fun of it. Like all Chinese FanFic, this fic loves to make tons of Jokes that are unhinged and not "popular" to western people. if you don't take this thing seriously, it's funny. = Worlds: Minecraft -> Marvel -> X-Men -> Naruto -> Bleach -> Jojo -> Chainsaw Man -> One Punch Man -> DNF/DFO -> Fate/Stay Night ->

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[Sponsored] Chapter 537: Tatsumaki's telekinesis is like Massage! So tight and comfortable...

[This Chapter Is Sponsored by JWolf! Everyone, please thank him in the comment!]

"F*ck, Tatsumaki?" Fang Mo clearly hesitated after identifying the identity of the person facing him.

In truth, Fang Mo was somewhat aware that the Hero Association would send someone to investigate, as the shot he fired was simply too powerful.

After all, that was the Longbow of the Heavens, one of the ultimate artifacts of the Avaritia Mod, not to mention Fang Mo had also added a variety of sword powers to it. This was not to say it could even withstand Carnage Kabuto, let alone Mother Gaia, the Earth Mother herself.

However, how should it be put?

Although Fang Mo knew he would encounter someone from the Hero Association, he did not expect it to be Tornado of Terror.

As previously mentioned, in the world of One Punch Man, there are many monsters, and the Hero Association is an organization specifically dealing with these monsters, containing a large number of registered heroes.

According to the ranking system here, both heroes and monsters have their respective grading systems.

For monsters, there are five disaster levels: God, Dragon, Demon, Tiger, and Wolf.

Among these, the most terrifying is the God-level disaster, which is said to be capable of causing human extinction and planetary destruction. The only known entity to reach this level is the cosmic emperor Boros, whose ultimate move can cleanse the entire planet's surface, completely destroying civilization and the ecosystem.

Besides, a Dragon-level corresponds to the destruction of several cities, a Demon-level represents the paralysis or destruction of a single town, and a Tiger-level causes massive casualties.

As for the Wolf level... purely the shame of monsters, they can be obliterated with a single shot; no need for further details.

Of course, corresponding to the monster's grading, the Hero Association also has a grading system with four levels: SABC. Generally speaking, C-level heroes are just ordinary people after some training... but starting from B-level, they gradually surpass ordinary humans. As for S-class heroes, they are the trump cards of the Association, capable of handling Dragon-level disasters.

As for the Tornado of Terror mentioned by Fang Mo.

She is actually an S-class hero.

Despite appearing soft and fragrant(?), she is an extremely fierce S-class hero, ranking second. In the absence of the top-ranked Blast, she can be considered the absolute combat power of the Hero Association.

There isn't much to say about Tatsumaki's abilities; she just uses telekinesis.

However, the scale is quite exaggerated; where others might move objects through the air, at most moving a car, she could lift an entire city if she went berserk. And because of her great strength, no one in the Association dares to control her, which leads to her notoriously arrogant and bad temper.

"It seems you've heard of my name."

Just like at this moment, as Tatsumaki hovered in mid-air, after hearing Fang Mo's statement, she sneered lightly, "This makes my questioning more convenient. The commotion here, you caused it..."

But before she could finish her sentence.

Fang Mo suddenly pulled out his phone and snapped a photo of her.

"?"

Tatsumaki was stunned by this sudden action, a bit confused by what he meant.

And at that moment.

Fang Mo happily started fiddling with his phone.

"How disappointing, you actually wore it," Fang Mo even didn't look at Tatsumaki, just stared at his phone screen and said, "And it's even a classic white model, what the... It seems your heart is still that of a naive child, even I don't wear that anymore."

Indeed, Fang Mo was indeed capturing a classic scene.

After all, disregarding the plot and tension of Murata's One Punch Man reboot, the depiction of female characters is still quite remarkable.

Especially Tatsumaki (?), who in the story wears a black silk bodysuit somewhat resembling a modified cheongsam with very high slits at the waist. Being a superpowered individual, every fight involves her flying around in the air, yet she never experiences a wardrobe malfunction, which is quite absurd. Thus, many netizens also became curious about whether she actually wore anything underneath.

(TL: Fang Mo's lolicon behavior is overflowing!)

Fang Mo was naturally curious about this question as well.

Now that she was floating right in front of him, with a bad attitude, why wouldn't he take a picture of her instead of saving it for the New Year?

In the end, after this practice, Fang Mo realized that manga and reality are different; just because there's no wardrobe malfunction in the manga doesn't mean it doesn't happen in reality.

Now his vision is even more terrifying than a high-definition camera, he could tell not just the color of the fabric...

Have you ever heard of Camel Toe?

"You..."

Hearing Fang Mo's words, even Tatsumaki, as slow as she might be, reacted. Her young face instantly turned blazing red, not from shyness, but purely from anger.

At this moment, her azure eyes seemed to be spitting fire: "You're dead meat!"

As her words fell.

A large mass of building debris suddenly floated in the air, smashing viciously towards Fang Mo.

But oddly enough, Fang Mo seemed completely unconcerned about her attack; he still stood in his spot, fiddling with his phone, not even bothering to look up.

Just then, a loud "boom" sounded.

The large mass of building debris smashed directly onto Fang Mo.

However, the concrete quickly shattered, and Fang Mo, while still looking down, walked out, breaking some steel bars with his bare hands as if he were merely clearing away weeds with ease.

"I see that all you have is a big temper."

After walking out from the debris, Fang Mo casually remarked, then patted the dust off his phone, "Oh... almost forgot, you're also quite old."

This Nokia phone was actually given to him in the Marvel Universe, now enchanted by Fang Mo to be indestructible, proving unexpectedly useful. He no longer had to worry about it being destroyed during a fight, as it held various dark histories.

"Hehehe..."

Hearing Fang Mo's words, Tatsumaki suddenly burst into laughter in mid-air.

Although she was laughing, her entire being seemed to have turned dark. Yes, her face was no longer red but had completely darkened, and her eyes were filled with a terrifying look.

She merely floated in mid-air.

A faint green glow automatically radiated around her.

"It seems I underestimated you."

Tatsumaki said with a cold tone, "There are clear signs of a fierce battle here, and you mysteriously appeared at the scene with considerable strength, undoubtedly related to this matter... In that case, I might as well take you back for questioning."

After saying this, she suddenly raised a finger.

Instantly, everything around began to shake, not just the building debris but even the entire underground laboratory trembled, and countless miscellaneous objects floated into the air.

Steel bars, rocks, ceiling panels, various equipment and pipelines, cultivation tanks, all aimed at Fang Mo.

"Damn..."

Seeing this scene, Fang Mo also tensed up.

But of course, his tension was not because he felt threatened, but because this place was his module paradise, and if Tatsumaki really started fighting with him... the place would likely be leveled.

"Wait!"

Thinking this, Fang Mo immediately raised his hand and yelled.

"Oh?" However, Tatsumaki responded with a cold sneer, "It seems you've finally realized regret at this moment, but don't you think it's too late?"

"It's not... I don't really feel any regret."

Fang Mo raised his hand and said, "But don't you think this place is too cramped? So if we're going to fight, let's at least go somewhere more spacious, like everyone's wallets, or the premiere cinema of The Little Mermaid..."

"Hmph."

However, hearing Fang Mo's suggestion, Tatsumaki just snorted coldly.

The next second.

The objects floating around immediately smashed towards Fang Mo.

"F*ck, stop!"

Fang Mo shouted, but it was already a bit too late, as countless objects forcefully collided with him, one explosion after another resounding, instantly turning the entire underground laboratory into a mess.

And in the next second.

Suddenly, an invisible repulsive force erupted.

"Shinra Tensei!"

Along with a shout, all the objects smashing towards Fang Mo were instantly shattered by the tremendous force, crushed into powder, and then rolled back. Tatsumaki frowned at this sight.

And along with the shockwave forming a whistling wind.

The surroundings were immediately obscured by dust and smoke.

But seeing Fang Mo's resistance, Tatsumaki, for some reason, became even angrier. At this moment, her small face had completely darkened, and her body's green energy flickered intermittently.

Not just the underground base.

Even the air... or rather, the surrounding atmosphere began to be affected.

The originally bright moonlight dimmed, clouds rolled in from nowhere, continuously piling up, finally forming a huge vortex, just like the eye of a typhoon. It was obvious she was truly enraged, ready to erase the entire underground base in the next second.

But Fang Mo seemed to have noticed her intentions, so he quickly shouted again.

"Wait!"

"..."

But Tatsumaki still did not listen to him, just slowly raised a hand.

"F*ck! Don't mess with me!"

However, at this moment, Fang Mo suddenly came up with a quick-witted idea, hurriedly raising the Nokia phone high in his hand and shouting, "I have your photo!"

Upon hearing this.

Tatsumaki paused for a moment.

But quickly, she reacted, emitting black energy as she said, "Do you think I'll be threatened by you? As long as I eliminate you... nothing will have happened."

Originally, Tatsumaki was inclined to spare Fang Mo, seeing him as a human.

But now, seeing Fang Mo's attitude, Tatsumaki was absolutely furious, wishing she could blast this jerk to smithereens right there!

"You think you can eliminate me? Laughable."

However, Fang Mo was utterly unaware of these sentiments, almost reflexively taunting her, but then suddenly realized what he said, quickly correcting himself, "Ah no, I didn't mean that, I mean, I never hit girls, I'm a good guy!"

"Huh, good guy?"

Upon hearing this, Tatsumaki was overwhelmed with a rush of blood to the brain: "Fine, keep being your good guy then!"

After saying this, she immediately activated her ability.

This time, Tatsumaki was serious, no longer manipulating the surrounding buildings to hit people, but directly applying telekinetic pressure on Fang Mo's body, and instantly, a green light lit up on Fang Mo's body, the physical pressure directly affecting his body.

Fang Mo was just standing on the ground, and the surrounding alloy floor began to creak.

The telekinetic field directly crushed the ground and surrounding materials, even visibly distorting the air, yet Fang Mo still stood there as if nothing was wrong.

Of course, he could feel her telekinetic power.

But compared to an attack.

This level of telekinesis felt more like a massage... or perhaps a sense of constriction?

Suddenly experiencing this novel sensation, Fang Mo's playful nature kicked in, and he slightly moved his limbs right there, the feeling akin to being in the deep sea, the telekinesis compressing every inch of his skin.

"So tight, I can barely move."

Feeling this sensation, Fang Mo couldn't help but speak up.

"Shut your mouth!!!"

However, hearing Fang Mo's words, Tatsumaki, for some reason, exploded again, roaring as she increased her telekinetic output.

That was a bit scary.

The entire ground began creaking at that moment.

The base interior continuously exploded, passages collapsed, the entire land surface developed numerous cracks, and even the surrounding mountains began to crumble at this moment, looking from above like a giant ring had formed on the earth, corresponding with the storm eye in the sky, but one clockwise and the other counterclockwise.

As for Fang Mo standing between this heaven and earth.

He was like a bearing, connecting both heaven and earth, the tremendous power twisting around him, finally causing his body to creak.

Directly facing such a scale of telekinetic field.

Fang Mo's vision of Steve's status bar finally moved.

Just then, the heart-shaped icon representing life points suddenly flickered, possibly not losing any health, or maybe losing it and instantly regaining it, but in any case, Tatsumaki's strike indeed broke Fang Mo's defense.

"Oh oh oh!"

Seeing this, Fang Mo also excitedly shouted, "Yes, that's it, I'm feeling it now, I'm feeling it!"

"You bastard, shut up!!!"

Tatsumaki really couldn't stand it anymore, in fact, she could still increase her output, but it would consume a lot of energy, but no matter what, she had to make him shut up now, thinking this, Tatsumaki gritted her teeth, veins popping on her forehead, her curly green hair all floated up: "Go to hell!"

With a humming sound, a fierce green light directly rushed towards Fang Mo.

"Just this..."

Seeing this, Fang Mo first smiled, then planned to activate the beacon power to directly crush her, to let her understand how terrifying an old gentleman can be.

But just at that moment.

A system notification sound suddenly echoed in his mind.

[System Notification: xiaoyao requests to teleport to your side. /tpaccept to accept the teleport. /tpdeny to reject the teleport, you have 120 seconds to decide.]