I died?!?!?!?!

It was just another day or so I thought I was walking down the street after getting rejected by my childhood friend I was going home when out of nowhere I hear screaming and I see lights flashing directly in my eyes when I looked to where it was coming from I got hit by a truck (I know shocker truck Kun strikes again)

God pov:

Hmmmmm it's so boring there's nothing to do besides watch anime and read fanfics everyone's already self sufficient besides for gen z's I honestly don't know why I let Jesus be in charge of them like seriously who decides to eat tide pods for just views *sigh*.

Hmmmm what is this I've never seen a soul this pure yet riddled with such pain hmmm

Mc's pov:

This darkness sucks i mean i almost went crazy 5 times maybe idk I lost track after 2.

Hmmm what's this light

Gods pov:

WELCOME!!!!!

I know I know you must have a lot of questions for one yes you are dead for two I am god and for three yes I'm giving you five wishes one to choose your appearance and one to choose where you reincarnate and three for whatever your heart desires

Mc's pov:

...

Gods pov:

Cmon now don't be shy and get over your death

Mc's pov:

*sighs* I read enough fanfics to know where this was going and I want being shy I was thinking about my wishes I mean when you read so many wish fulfillments it becomes easy to adapt to this sorta situation

Gods pov:

Hmmm fair point alright on with it

Mc's pov:

Alright for my appearance I want to look like Zhongli from Genshin impact cuz he looks badass and for the world I wanna go to high school Dxd and before you saying anything yes it's cuz of the big tiddie baddies

Gods pov:

Hahahahahah that's a great way of putting it alright done now what are your three wishes

Mc's pov:

Ok number one I want all of Zhongli's powers from his prime without a downside and with his spear

Gods pov:

Hmmm ok done

Mc's pov:

Ok number two I want a system but I don't want a shop that I can buy stuff from or stats I can upgrade cuz that's boring and makes people overpowered too fast but I do want missions that can give me anything and a status screen that just tracks my stats and progress

Gods pov:

If you asked for a standard system I would've denied it because like you said it makes you too overpowered fast but with those additions granted now cmon boy I don't have all day

Mc's pov:

Ok and lastly I want infinite potential and I mean not just for the body or mind but for soul and my powers too they can also be upgraded with time

Gods pov:

Wise choise granted now off you go and give me some good entertainment and just know I won't watch your sex scenes good luck

Mc's pov:

Wait wha..

Gods pov:

Glad I'm alone now or am I? (Stares directly at you viewers)