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Reborn As A Nameless king

First why the fuck are you reading this seriously... the guy who wrote this shit was high as hell muther fucker was in Narnia sooooo ... don't expect an intricate story with rainbows and ... uni ... unicorns ? . . . this is 1000 % a parody . . . This is the story of a man who hates seriousness , this man ended up dying but thanks to this he went to a world full of adventures and stories ... follow this man as he gets high as hell and figures out what the hell is going on . . . This story is not serious... the main character will do a lot of comic shit that might not make sense ...and dont expecte a perfect storyline ...

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The Battle of Azeroth Part 1

(One image representing the chapter is going to be posted in the comments by the Autor)

In The Previous Chapter

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System- 'Congratulations player… it looks like you've been accepted by the dragon '

Faraam- 'I thought it was going to be harder … but finally I'm a fucking Pokemon Trainer 'hahaha

Faraam then patted the animal which he accepted without thinking a second time...

Faraam- Time to go back to Kian

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In a small flash of golden light Faraam appeared again in Kian's realm, but now in its deserted streets. Right now Faraam is walking the destroyed streets of Kian … so many lives lost and houses destroyed all because of a group of assassins who only saw money … but now it doesn't matter because the Dark Hand has been eliminated … at least a large part … landed on the man's shoulder a small dragon looked around frantically as if he were in another dimension, and after analyzing his surroundings, the small dragon rose and flew to analyze the location…

After a few more minutes of walking he saw several soldiers passing by Faraam…

Faraam- 'What's up now?

Following the men he came to a large encampment where about three hundred thousand men were preparing for something…

Walking a few more seconds, Arch-dragon's little spawn landed again on Faraam's shoulders, surprising several soldiers who saw the white-haired man…

Soldier 1- Isn't that a dragon?

Soldier 2- Holly shit … never thought I'd see one while alive …

Soldier 1- And isn't that the?... Lord Faraam …

Soldier 2- Now that you say that… I think it is…

Soldier 1- It is said that he is the most powerful adventurer to walk the continent since the creation of the adventurers' guild…

Soldier 2- This must be an exaggeration like the tales about demons that our parents told us… hahaha…

Faraam looked the poor soldiers in the eye … innocence was what he could see in the eyes of the two sixteen year olds who were likely to die in this bloody war …

Faraam- 'They do not know what awaits them on the battlefield'

Faraam- 'If they were to fight humans they might still be able to survive even if they were prisoners… but demons don't leave anyone alive…'

Faraam waved to the two soldiers and walked towards a tent red as blood, inside he felt a presence that was familiar to him…

Entering the place he saw Gael sitting down to deal with paperwork while he had two glasses on the table in front of him… the adventurer walked in front of the old man and sat in the chair that existed in front of the table where the old man was working…

Gael- I was waiting for you Faraam...

Faraam- Oh…. And then why?

Gael- I felt you were coming here so I made us a drink…

The man lifted his head from the paperwork and he saw something impressive in front of him… a fucking Arch-Dragon spawn…

Gael- ..... I see you have a new partner?

Faraam- Yeah… I found him and he probably thinks I'm his father or something…

Gael- 'Bad liar … has always '

Gael- Take good care of that little dragon Faraam … maybe one day he will serve you well in battle …

Faraam- Yes Mr Gael … but enough of this subject let's have a drink … enough thinking about war for today …

Gael- Hehehe … you're right boy …

The grey-bearded man then opened a small bottle that had the number thousand written on the label and filled the two glasses to the top and handed one to his former disciple… Faraam took a small sip of the drink and was surprised by the taste… really one of the best wines that would ever have passed through man's palate…

Faraam- Wonderful…

Gael- It was the least I expected from a thousand-year-old wine…

Faraam- 'Fuck… old drunk, what a treasure '

Faraam- Sir Gael I have … a little question …

Gael- Say boy…

Faraam- What are so many young soldiers gathered here doing and what are you doing here?

Gael- I have been given the position of general temporarily and I will march with all these noble soldiers towards Roland to pave the way for the rest of the allied army…

Faraam- And when are you leaving… Gael?

Gael- Today…

Faraam- So let's toast so that everything goes well… hahaha

Gael- That's right boy…

After an hour of conversation and glasses being empty, the departure time for Gael approached and a presence appeared at the place….

Usan- Mister Gael …

Gael- Yes … young man?

Usan- The kings give their blessings for you to succeed in your mission…

The man just smiled at what the man said…

Gael- Hahaha … there's nothing to worry about after all I've never lost a battle …

The assassin after delivering the message to the general focused his vision on Faraam…

Usan- Lord Faraam … your excellencies require your presence in the royal castle of Kian …

Faraam- Now?

Usan- Yes …

Faraam- Ahhhhhh…. [Teleportation]

Using the useful skill that the demigod had, he appeared in the throne room where the kings were standing around a round table now with a vacant chair….

Gilgamesh- Sit down...

Faraam just looked at the kings and sat down with them…

Escanor- Before we start…

Kings- WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS DRAGON?

Faraam- hmp … I just found the abandoned egg and it broke apart revealing a dragon that accepted me as its parent ….

Escanor, listening to what Faraam said, just put a hand to his face… while Arthuria and Gilgamesh were speechless…

Gilgamesh- I… what the fuck…

Arthuria- Look at the language sir Gilgamesh…

Gilgamesh- ….

Arthuria looked at Faraam while he was stroking his dragon and she blushed as she remembered what happened, the player seeing this just smiled which made the woman turn her head quickly diverting her attention to something different ...

Faraam- ' Hahaha … very innocent Miss Arthuria …'

Arthuria- 'I will fuck him up …..'

Faraam- So let's start this meeting?

Escanor- yes … I received your report and I just wanted to confirm if this is really real …

Faraam- Unfortunately yes…

Escanor- Ouch… Iskandar you fool…

Gilgamesh- I always felt something strange about that worm…

Arthuria- … Now we have to think about how we will act …

Escanor- We must continue with the plans to protect Azeroth… according to the report I received from Merlin a large horde of demons attacked recently and almost destroyed the magic barrier that surrounds the place….

Gilgamesh- That's why we will send the advance force with Gael in front and in one day we will reach Azeroth with the rest of the troops….

Arthuria- … We can no longer delay this plan after all the Demon King must already know everything thanks to that traitor …

Faraam- If you want I can go with the old man

Escanor- That won't be necessary… and you'll be more useful to accompany us…

Faraam- ….

Gilgamesh- So it's decided?

Arthuria- Yes, we will leave in one day towards Azeroth.

Escanor- Let's end this war...

Faraam- Yes …

A few minutes after the kings finished a conversation about logistics Queen Arthuria motioned with her finger for Faraam to follow her… the man didn't understand what for unless… it couldn't be what Faraam thought…

When he arrived at his destination, the man was in the queen's room again … and she undressed and went on top of Faraam a second time …

System- 'Fuck!!!'

Faraam- 'The fuck… I'm going to die today '

System- ' Ruuunnnn'

One Day Later …

A great army marches towards Azeroth the kings go at the center of the formation on horses... King Escanor and Gilgamesh go ahead and Faraam and Queen Arthuria go behind...

Looking at Faraam the man looked like he had no life and he had some giant bags under his eyes and the queen just had a big smile on her face...

The reason for this is that Faraam thought he could master the beast in bed...but it turned out he gave in first after five long hours of intense 'Playing'...

Faraam- 'System … what the fuck was that yesterday …'

System- 'I… don't know a player… I think this queen is a fucking devil… and look, I've seen a lot '

The man just took a long breath as he thought about it…

Faraam- 'I think I'm going to never be able to get married …she took away the goodness of sex I felt … I fell impure '

System- 'Well … that is kind of screwed up '

After a few more hours of marching the army could already see the city of Azeroth in the distance… but something was strange there was no one outside the city…

But perhaps lord Gael's army has eliminated all enemies…

After a few more long minutes the army arrived at the entrance to the city and they were horrified by what they saw… the city gates had been destroyed… they arrived late…

Faraam got off his horse …

Faraam- What happened here…

Escanor- Mister Gael ….

Arthuria, seeing the situation, turned to the allied army…

Arthuria- Keep everyone calm, we'll analyze the place to reach the conclusion of what happened...

Then the group of four advanced through the city … along the way they only found disfigured bodies or the remains of eaten bodies as well as some burned bodies …

Gilgamesh- We arrived late…

Escanor kept a sharp eye until he remembered Merlin … she couldn't have failed … thinking about it a little despair took hold of the man's heart …

Escanor- We have to go to the castle…. FAST …

Faraam understood the man's despair and haste after all the woman he loved had a high chance of being dead…

After a few more minutes of running the group arrived at the castle and were greeted with a horrifying scene…

A bunch of impaled bodies were in the hall like it was an exhibition…

The kings were despairing…

Until Faraam felt a faint presence upstairs…

Faraam- Follow me fast…

Running through the castle corridors they reached a room and when they opened the door Escanor was speechless and ran towards what he saw…

Inside the room was Merlin covered in blood leaning against one of the walls... the woman didn't have a leg and one of her hands seemed to have been cut off... But oddly enough she was alive even if barely...

The aura of power and security of the great king Escanor fell on the spot when he cried over the body of the nearly dead woman…

Escanor- MERLIN …

Merlin- My king… you have to get out of here fast… he's too strong… *COF COF*

Said the woman coughing up a lot of blood … and then passing out

Faraam- 'Shit she wont survive like this… system buys the best potion for her to use '

System- 'Of course player'

[Goddess tear added to inventory]

[- 60,000,000 ֎]

Taking out the small bottle with a golden liquid he gave the same to Escanor ..

Escanor- What is this Faraam?

Faraam- A gift… if Merlin drinks this she'll be back to normal…

Faraam- 'I hope '

Arthuria hearing this she remembered the potion she had received the day before as Gilgamesh looked on with doubt even though he had many magical treasures he never had one that could cure someone from near death...

But it happened … after Escanor made Merlin consume the potion the woman's limbs returned to normal and her wounds disappeared …

Escanor seeing this shed some tears and thanked the adventurer…

Faraam- I will send them ahead as the mission to protect Azeroth has failed…

Escanor- But –

Arthuria- Just go Mr Escanor…

Gilgamesh- Don't worry, we'll be back in one day as it was a waste of time to come here...

Faraam- [Teleportation]

In a flash of golden light the two disappeared from the scene…

*BOMMMM*

Arthuria- What was that?

Faraam- Shit… the army…

Gilgamesh- We have to go fast….

Touching the two kings Faraam used his magic again and appeared with the kings at the entrance to the city…

Arriving at the place, they only saw blood, which made Arthuria vomit with so much carnage in front of her…

A heavy fog surrounded the entire place and in the middle of it were two presences…

Feeling these Faraam laid his hands on the two kings…

Gilgamesh- What-

Arthuria- Faraa-

Faraam- [Teleportation]

And once again he used his magic, but this time he sent the two kings and his little dragon to safety…

Walking through the fog he arrived where the two presences were, one was covered by fog now the other was an old man covered with blood… he was chewing some human flesh and when he felt Faraam stared at him revealing a huge hole in his chest…

Faraam- ' SHIT SHIT SHIT'

Faraam- MR GAEL?

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TO BE CONTINUED...