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Reborn As A Nameless king

First why the fuck are you reading this seriously... the guy who wrote this shit was high as hell muther fucker was in Narnia sooooo ... don't expect an intricate story with rainbows and ... uni ... unicorns ? . . . this is 1000 % a parody . . . This is the story of a man who hates seriousness , this man ended up dying but thanks to this he went to a world full of adventures and stories ... follow this man as he gets high as hell and figures out what the hell is going on . . . This story is not serious... the main character will do a lot of comic shit that might not make sense ...and dont expecte a perfect storyline ...

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Memories Of A Unknown Past

(One image representing the chapter is going to be posted in the comments by the Autor)

In The Previous Chapter

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In a snap of his fingers, Faraam used the inventory to store the painting…

[you got Ariandel's Legendary World Painting Item x1]

Faraam- 'Within my inventory, the chance of someone escaping from this painting is zero '

The man was about to start walking towards Arthuria, but something happened, his vision blurred and all of a sudden Faraam fell to the ground unconscious...

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Faraam at this point could only see darkness in front of his eyes…

The white haired man was wondering what was happening as the last thing he saw was his daughter and Arthuria's smile…

Suddenly a voice echoed through the shadows…

???- YOU BETRAYED WHAT WE PROTECTED CHILD!!!

Faraam was confused thanks to what he heard…

Faraam- 'Child?'

Suddenly the darkness was lit up and in front of him was a man looking almost identical to him, but much older and with a gray beard…

Faraam couldn't control his body or speak, so the player just 'watched' what happened...

Around it was a battlefield completely destroyed and covered with the bodies of humanoid figures and several dead Arch-dragons…

Faraam's lips moved without his command…

Faraam- Father you are being controlled *Cough cough* you have to wake up …

Looking down, a flaming blade cut across his chest which made Faraam a little desperate...

Faraam- 'What the fuck is happening… Could it be that cannabis is only taking effect now?'

???- You think I Gwyn The sun god can be controlled … child by your treachery, death would be a very mild punishment t- …

Faraam- FATHER you condemned my sister Filianore to a curse worse than death you do not see what you are Doing … you … you have gone mad

Gwyn- Silence … SILENCE …. You insolent your sister is in eternal rest to protect our world from the abyss…

At that moment Faraam vomited a worrying amount of blood onto the floor…

Faraam- The dragons were the solution… *Cough Cough*

Gwyn- Enough of useless conversations…

The man who had a gray beard and a crown similar to Faraam grabbed him by the neck and lifted him into the air…

With his left hand the old god invoked a magic and with this he struck Faraam in the chest which made him vomit even more blood…

Faraam- 'What the fuck is going on here … I dont remember cannabis doing this, and who is this old man?'

Looking down at his chest Faraam now had a black circle that covered the top of his chest, this circle was dark as night and its edges burned like fire...

Gwyn- Thanks to your foolishness I had no other option, you will be cursed to wander this world for eternity until you turn into a monster without emotions and ego … this is the curse of the Dark Sign …

Faraam- What … father … YOU ARE MAKING A HUGE MISTAKE …

On the old man's face only a psychotic smile can be seen…

Gwyn- I never make mistakes…

Suddenly everything went dark again for Faraam which gave the player some time to think about what just happened…

Faraam- Could this… just be… the Nameless King's past? …

Time didn't seem to pass in that empty space and after some time what felt like thousands of years light filled Faraam's vision again…

This time the man was on top of a mountain, more specifically in a castle made completely of stone…

In the distance it was possible to see another mountain, but this one had something that made it different, that something was the body of a gigantic dragon…

Faraam who still couldn't control his body looked around…

The man came across a fragment of glass on the floor and in that glass he could see his face and his body that no longer looked human…

He had turned into a zombie in the time that had passed since his conversation with Gwyn and his flesh was dry and his eyes were gone…

At that moment his body moved to the opposite side and in front of him there was a gigantic bell and under that two female figures that stopped moving as soon as they saw that his mummified body had moved…

Faraam can then hear a conversation between the two figures…

One of the figures had straight brown hair and a slender body that would make any woman envious of her figure , this same woman was covered in white robes without much detail ... Beside her there was another woman with a smaller height compared to the previous one on her head there was a crown that covered her face but what stood out most in the slender figure were the snakes that existed in place of her legs…

The brown haired woman stretched her hand in front of the smaller one when she saw Faraam's body move…

???- We can't go beyond here…

???- Why sister?

???- Gwyndolin if we pass here he will attack us …

The younger one had a sad look in her eyes as she looked at Faraam's corrupted body and only gave a curt reply to her sister...

Gwyndolin- Yes sister Gwynevere

Gwynevere- … I never thought the curse would reach this point …

Gwyndolin- N-Isn't there anything we can do sister?

Gwynevere- No… what we can do is send the knight Artorias to end our brother's suffering…

Gwyndolin- Dad ,he went crazy … we failed … we should have never let him do this...

Said the smaller woman in a low, melancholy voice…

Gwynevere-… at least he followed what he believed to the end…

Gwyndolin- … Sister …

The two women hugged as they looked at their brother's mummified body and some tears ran down their faces…

Faraam- ' Hmmm … where have I seen these two ?'

Suddenly darkness took over Faraam's vision … and he felt himself falling at a gigantic speed, as if he were falling into a canyon, but in this case the man woke up from his 'nightmare'.

Faraam- Affff …

The man was sweating lightly as he looked around him, he can see his daughter who was sleeping on a small sofa and beside her is Arthuria who was sitting in a chair beside the bed where Faraam slept but the woman ended up falling asleep with her head resting on the bed…

Faraam- ' Where Am I?

Faraam- What happened…?

Hearing this, the child on the sofa opened her eyes slightly and wiped them with her hands, but when the child saw Faraam looking at her, she jumped towards her father…

Ariandel- FATHER FATHER FATHER …

The child cried as he hugged the older man…

Faraam- It's okay…

Said man as he smoothed Ariandel's hair…

Hearing the commotion Arthuria woke up and couldn't believe what she saw, her beloved was finally awake...

With this, Faraam had a child crying in his arms and a woman who hugged him and kissed him strongly…

Faraam- ' Oh hell…what happened here ? … how much did I sleep ?'

Arthuria- I'm glad you're back…

Arthuria was very happy with the return of her beloved which left Faraam very confused…

Faraam- What happened?

Arthuria and Ariandel looked at each other..

Arthuria- Well… it's been two months since you used the paint…

Faraam- ' Two FUCKING MONTHS … '

Faraam- Two months?

Ariandel- Yes … as soon as the father used the painting, you fell to the side and was sleeping until now …*Snif *

The child was going to start crying again which made Faraam give her a big hug…

Faraam- Daughter don't worry … I'm not going anywhere ..

Ariandel- Yes dad…

Minutes passed while the three talked … until Arthuria said something …

Arthuria- Ariandel dear … go to Uncle Escanor that mom and dad have something to talk about between them…

Faraam- 'Mom? … I'm feeling something bad here.. '

Hearing this, the child smiled and Faraam felt a shiver down his back…

Ariandel- Yes mom…

The child ran out of the room leaving the two adults behind…

When the child left the space, the two adults shared a passionate kiss and looked each other in the eye…

Arthuria- I have something to tell you Faraam...

Said the woman as a small tear ran down her smiling face…

Faraam- ' What-?'

Arthuria- I- I'm pregnant...

Faraam turned white and without reaction…

Faraam- ' My God…'

The man gave the woman a hug while crying...

Faraam- I'm so happy…

Faraam- ' I think I'll buy cigarettes…'

Arthuria- Me too dear …

The man got up from his bed slowly… the god's body was covered by a white robe that showed his defined body which made Arthuria blush a little…

Arthuria- W-Where are you going?

Faraam- I… I'm going over there…

Faraam- ' I'm going there to buy cigarettes '

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TO BE CONTINUED...