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Reborn As A Nameless king

First why the fuck are you reading this seriously... the guy who wrote this shit was high as hell muther fucker was in Narnia sooooo ... don't expect an intricate story with rainbows and ... uni ... unicorns ? . . . this is 1000 % a parody . . . This is the story of a man who hates seriousness , this man ended up dying but thanks to this he went to a world full of adventures and stories ... follow this man as he gets high as hell and figures out what the hell is going on . . . This story is not serious... the main character will do a lot of comic shit that might not make sense ...and dont expecte a perfect storyline ...

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Fallen Kingdom of Azeroth: Final Part

(One image representing the chapter is going to be posted in the comments by the Autor)

In The Previous Chapter

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Elkari- So it's decided, Nitar … you will watch him and report everything he does …

Nitar- Yes … as you wish

Vatir- We will not tolerate mistakes, Nitar

Without wasting any more time, Nitar left the place, leaving the elders to think about the matter…

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Currently

Faraam- Time to kill whatever is behind these doors.

Approaching the door it was possible to hear some sounds of iron colliding with something.

*Clunk Clenk Clenk*

Faraam- What the fuck… are they already killing the boss?

In a hurry the player placed his hands on the stone door and pushed it open.

*Scrrrrrrrr*

The sound of the door being opened echoed through the place revealing a destroyed hall in the middle of it there were several figures similar to the undead faced by Faraam the difference is that they fought each other and killed each other and they had their body preserved, there was also a figure that stood out from the others because his eyes glowed brightly in red.

Faraam- Before killing these poor fellows better see their status, otherwise I'll die again… [Eye of Ashel]

When Faraam said the name of the skill the status of one of the soldiers appeared in front of him.

Status

Name: Corrupted Soldier of the Farron Legion

Affiliation:

Farron's Legion (Corrupted Soldier)

Race: Human (Corrupted by the abyss)

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HP: 120000/120000 MP: 5000/5000 (↓ 00)

Lore: One of the great soldiers of Farron's legion trained to fight the expansion of the abyss, an unknown entity... These soldiers were responsible for destroying the abyss when it appeared in any living thing, so these soldiers would exterminate entire cities and kingdoms to prevent the spread of the abyss. Which is a gigantic irony because this same being found his mind destroyed and possessed by what he spent his life fighting.

Faraam- 'Fucking hell…he's strong…and he's not even a fucking boss…hmm it looks like the abyss exists in this world which implies Lordran too…shit'

Faraam- Better see the boss stats now…[Eye of Ashel]

Status

Name: Richard Wolfemir

Affiliation:

Farron's Legion (Vice Captain Corrupted)

Lordran (?ª*Ç`?)

Race: Human (Corrupted by the abyss)

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HP: 700000/700000 MP: 700000/70000 (↓ 00)

Lore: Richard Wolfemir a noble warrior from birth, from a young age showed an extreme gift in the art of the sword which later helped him enter the grand Farron Legion created by the Knight of the Wolf aka one of the four warriors who serve a great god of light this knight is known as Artorias. Richard had a noble heart despite everything he did in the legion, even if his hands were stained with rivers of blood the young man always did his best to keep everyone safe, but a war broke out on the continent he lived on which led to the vice captain to come to this continent with a large part of the legion the rest of the story is unknown.

Faraam- ….

System- I think you will be fucked in the ass heavily….

Faraam- I'm not going, look at them … they're too focused on killing each other to attack me …

No sooner had he said this than the figures faced the adventurer and began to run towards him.

Faraam- Oh shit…

Without waiting another second, a spear appeared in the adventurer's hand that dodged the sword of the first and second soldier, but then came a third blow from the boss which he dodged and counterattacked with the decapitation of one of the soldiers.

[weak point ... critical attack]

[You have acquired 120 000 xp]

Faraam seeing that he managed to kill a soldier with just one blow without waiting another second decapitated the other which made his head roll across the floor.

[You have acquired 120 000 xp]

Faraam- Hahaha … easier than it looks, now you have to die you penguin ..

System- Penguin … the player is very peculiar to call his enemies…

Faraam- System shut up, I'm going to break this boss's ass in an instant… [Gods Blessing]

The former Vice Captain was now facing the adventurer but then looked away from him to the bodies on the ground and then moved forward.

Faraam dodged the first attack and threw his spear into one of the boss's legs and then retreated which didn't work out because even if this soldier went insane it doesn't mean he lost his mastery and with this the boss launched a charge with a vertical attack with his sword which took Faraam by surprise and had no reaction time and ended up losing his left hand in the process.

Faraam- HAAAAAA …. SON OF A BITCH YOU WILL DIE

And then with these angry words the adventurer began to make several quick assaults on the boss which made the former soldier lose the fight quickly.

The vice captain once again seeing that the adventurer was fighting like a barbarian let the latter advance to the attack and once again the boss quickly retreated and impaled the player's leg causing him to scream in pain and agony, but Faraam now even more enraged he took with all his strength on his spear and pierced the boss's head killing him instantly but as a consequence the spear broke turning into fragments of light that disappeared into the air…

[You have acquired 1 200 000 xp]

[you lost the Spear of the sky]

[You have acquired Nameless King x1 memory fragment]

*COF COF COF*

Faraam- Son of a bitch, he's dead now… shit… System buy me a potion to heal my body's damage

System- As you wish player

[You acquired Phoenix tear]

[-2,000,000 ֎]

Without waiting another second because of the pain, the adventurer consumed the potion and almost instantly it returned to its peak.

Faraam- It was expensive, but it was a good buy...thanks system.

System- You're welcome Player

Then Faraam rose slowly from the ground and began to walk slowly towards the door, but when he looked more carefully at it there was still mist covering it then he felt something behind him.

System- BEWARE PLAYER!

In reflex, Faraam dodged four consecutive attacks made by the same boss but now it was covered in flames and had a macabre smile on his face…

Richard- Dea….th …to…fa….ke..god…and….to…abyss

Faraam- What the fuck… how the fuck are you still alive…you know what fuck it [Lightning Lance]…

Raising his hand high a giant spear made of lightning appeared in Faraam's hand, so he put all his mana into the skill and threw it at the poor boss who didn't even have time to react. What happened next was total chaos the boss was killed instantly but the blow was so strong that it pierced the dungeon from one end to the other and even opened a path towards the surface.

Faraam- Well that was overkill

[You have acquired Nameless King x1 memory fragment]

Faraam- …' I think next time I'll be more careful before using this skill'

Faraam- System use both [Nameless King memory fragment]

System- As you wish player

[Gods luck improved to 4% success chance.]

Faraam- I think I'll start looking for bosses and try to acquire more fragments maybe one day I'll have the skill at 100%…

And then as if nothing had happened, he walked slowly out of the room… until he suddenly stopped.

Faraam- System gives me a mana potion

System- Of course, player

[You got mana potion]

[-20 000 ֎]

Faraam- [Teleportation]

In a small flash of golden light the player disappeared and reappeared in front of the office door of the old fortress captain.

*NOC NOC NOC*

Gael- Come in.

Opening the door and walking slowly Faraam came to the front of the old man and sat down opposite him…

Gael- I thought you were dead, brat.

Faraam- 'I thought you were dead too, old fuck'

Faraam- No … there were just a few setbacks which delayed me a few days.

The man then looking at some papers fixed his gaze on the young man in front of him.

Gael- I see you have grown stronger on your journey…

Faraam hearing this widened his eyes at what the old man said

Faraam- 'Did he ..'

Faraam- And why do you say that sir…

Gael- Gael that's my name…and I can only feel your aura that has become several times more powerful…which is weird…

Faraam- Haaa … I understand Mr Gael …'He must be strong…shit'

Gael- Now that I know that you are alive, you will report to His Highness on your success in your mission and I want you to return in six days…

Faraam- Six days… why?

Gael- I received authorization from your highness to train you for some time...

Faraam- I will report the success of my mission and I will be back as soon as possible… Mr Gael…

Faraam- 'I can't believe this shit… I hope this old man is dead when I get back… [Eye of Ashel] '

Status

Name: Gael Ashenbirth

Age: 78

Title: Grandmaster (+900 sp on all attributes) ↓

S rank adventurer (+100 sp in all attributes)

Red Hood (+7000 sp in all attributes)

A Living Legend (Total resistance against attacks of all elements by 50% and all damage reduction by 50%)

Invincible (Never lost a battle, chance of an army commanded by you to win a battle increases by 40%)

Chosen by the god of war (+15000 sp in all attributes)

Race: Human ↓

Level: ?d??P`»L?

Affiliation: Adventurers Guild (Rank S)↓

Herannor (Captain of the Great Fortress)

?d??P`»L(?d??P`»L)

HP: 100500000/100500000

MP: 50000000/500000000

Lore: A man who knows no defeat, a monster that walks the earth. This man was responsible for training the great king Escanor who suffered at his hand. This old soldier was responsible for decimating entire armies under the orders of the former king of Herannor (Father of Escanor). This old man fought alone against his disciple who used all his power at midday and managed to win, being the only man alive who defeated THE ONE.

Faraam- ...... 'WHAT SHIT IS THIS … I don't have words to describe what I'm reading '

Gael- I hope you have success on your trip...

Faraam- …. I'll be back as soon as possible… Mr. Gael…

Faraam- 'I'm so fucked'

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TO BE CONTINUED...