Chapter 83

The students were a little disappointed when they heard Tang Qing just telling jokes, but it was better than nothing. They all calmed down and looked at Tang Qing expectantly.

Xie Wendong was a little disappointed. He hoped that Tang Qing would be arrogant and rigid and resolute not to come up. Even if he came up and performed a show and watched him make a fool of himself, he had just inquired from his classmates. No one in Tang Qing knew what talent he had. , But he didn't expect Tang Qing to tell a joke, who wouldn't.

　　 Cunning, Xie Wendong hummed in his heart.

Originally, Xie Wendong wanted to encourage everyone to force Tang Qing to come to a show, but he was forced back by Tang Qing's cold eyes. He didn't expect Tang Qing to press his eyes so terribly that he was trembling with fear, as if by something. The beast stared at the same thing, dare not say a word.

This is because Tang Qing found out that Genesis Qi could be released outside due to the last time he pierced the sandbag. Later, he did a good experiment. As long as he wanted, he could use any part of his body to send it out, but to achieve the ability to break the armor only It's useful only with the body, and it can't be used to beat a cow in a short time.

He thought of the eyes at the time. Of course, this was not to attack with eyes, but to shock. He found that according to his emotions, the origin qi radiated from the eyes had different effects, such as being happy, the origin qi exuded by the eyes. It will make other people happy, and other emotions are the same. Seeing that Xie Wendong still wants to do something just now, he directly learned from Han Leng's unique temperament and gave Xie Wendong a stare.

He had tried before, and stared at a vicious dog in the community with Gen Qi, and directly scared the vicious dog who yelled at everyone except the owner and hid his tail in the corner with his tail, and he did not dare to make a sound. , Learning that the effect was so good, he was too excited at the time, and then he gave a kind look at the terrified vicious dog, and the dog instantly wobbled his tail and begged for kindness. He was too obedient. If Tang Qing hadn't been frightened in the end, the dog would have tried desperately to break free of the chains and go home with him.

However, although Yuan Qi can carry emotions, it cannot carry information. At that time, he thought that Yuan Qi could convey happiness and anger. Can it convey other information, such as letting a puppy sit down, but the result was very disappointing. The vicious dog doesn't understand at all, and no matter how he tries it, it is useless. This also lets him know that the source of energy can only convey emotions, which can be transmitted to the depth of the opponent's brain, but not specific information.

The key is that the cheating system is still uncomfortable, and it is not humane at all. It is like the system in the novel, and it has the emotions, sorrows, sorrows, and communication. It's a bit boring system. Tang Qing really doesn't know why the people who created it didn't let it bring emotions or something. He didn't even change the name. He didn't even know if he asked, just like the uncle.

　　 Tang Qing doesn't want to complain about this anymore.

"Cough cough, okay, everyone should stop doing things on their hands and mouths, so as not to spray the faces of the classmates around and before and after, affecting the feelings and friendship between the classmates, not to mention, but also wasting food. It's too much. I declare in advance that I will not be responsible for the consequences of disobedience. Are the students ready?" Tang Qing said with a loud smile. Sometimes, it's really good to be watched by many people.

　　 "Haha, you're ready."

　　 "Don't worry, you don't need to be responsible, hurry up."

　　 "That's right, Tang Qing speak quickly."

　　 "Is this a joke?"

　　 The classmates shook up for a while. They didn't expect Tang Qing, who is usually not leaky, to be funny. Tang Qing had only talked about topics on the blackboard before, and it was the first time he was so open.

　　 "Okay, let's move on to the topic, listen well, this is a series of jokes that happened on a primary school campus, and the name is ------Xiaoming, get rid of it." Tang Qing said with a plain face.

　　 When is the funniest when telling a joke?

　　 is of course when the speaker is serious.

　　 Otherwise, you will laugh in the middle of it, and even the most funny joke will be greatly reduced.

　　 The classmates were also filled with expectations and doubts.

　　 Xiaoming? What an ordinary name.

　　 Why do you want to get out?

　　 Did you make a mistake?

　　 Tang Qing took a deep breath and slowly said: "

　　 In the classroom, Xiao Ming leaned his head on the table and did not attend the class.

　　 Teacher came over and asked caringly: "Xiao Ming, are you sick again?"

　　 Xiao Ming said without raising his head: "Yes, a headache."

Teacher 　　 said: "Do you have a doctor's certificate? Take it out and you can go home and rest!"

　　 Xiaoming said: "It's because the doctor doesn't issue a certificate, so I have a headache."

　　 Teacher: "Get out of here..."

　　 "Hahaha..."

　　 "Not open proves a headache."

"Killing me."

　　. . . . . .

　　 Teacher asked Xiao Ming to get up and answer questions in class, and wanted to exercise his courage.

　　 Xiaoming weakly said: "...Teacher, me...I don't know...".

　　 Teacher said loudly: "Can't you be like a man?"

　　 Xiao Ming thoughtfully. . . Finally, Xiao Ming slapped the table angrily and yelled, "I can't!"

　　 Teacher: "You get out of here."

　　. . . . . .

　　History class, the teacher asked Xiaoming: Do you know what Li Shizhen's works are?

　　 Xiaoming replied: I don't know his work, but I know what he said in the last sentence before he died.

　　 The teacher was very curious and asked him what he said.

　　 Xiaoming: This grass is poisonous...

　　 Teacher: You go out! -

　　. . . . . .

　　 Xiaoming: Teacher, I want to ask you a question.

　　 Teacher: Get out!

　　 Xiaoming: Teacher, I really just want to ask a question

　　 Teacher: Nishifu, get out of the women's bathroom! ! !

　　. . . . . .

　　 Teacher: Xiao Ming, get out.

　　 Xiaoming: Why, I didn't do anything.

　　 Teacher: Because I want to ask a question!

　　 "Haha..."

　　 "I'm so funny, Xiao Ming is so cute."

　　 "Tang Qing, you are so funny, sympathize with Xiao Ming."

　　 "No, I should sympathize with his teacher."

　　 "That's right, hahaha."

　　 "I can't see it..."

　　 "No way, one more, one more..."

　　 "Yes, one more, no, ten more..."

　　. . . . . .

　　After listening to the Xiaoming series, the students almost laughed, but they still feel a little bit unsatisfied.

　　 "Okay, then I'll have a few more. Anyway, there is nothing wrong." Tang Qing said with a smile

Although he can't remember many songs in his previous life, he remembers a lot of funny jokes, just like Xiaoming. Whenever he is bored and bored, watching funny videos is his daily life, so he remembers a lot of jokes, especially the millions in later life Unexpectedly, the runaway event series, just let it go and read it while reading a book. He will play down many funny web dramas in later generations and listen to it repeatedly. There is no way. Life is stressful. Watch the video to solve the problem.

　　 "Hahaha."

　　 "No more".

　　 "Tang Qing, you can go play the sketch"

　　 "Yes, very promising."

　　. . .

More than ten minutes later, Tang Qing told a lot of jokes and jokes, making the classmates laugh so hard that they did not dare to eat, so as not to choke. This is different from the jokes they usually hear. It is so novel and novel. . . . . It was the first time they listened to rebellious jokes.

　　 Xie Wendong couldn't help but laugh a few times, but when he thought of Tang Qing, he immediately stopped his smile, his face was tangled, his face flushed, and Tang Qing could be seen. . . Without any feeling, defeating such a low-level and brainless opponent is a shame.

　　 Seeing that the time is almost up, Tang Qing is about to end, and I don't remember much. Many of them are talk shows and jokes. There are not many things that are suitable for jokes. If you continue to talk about it, you will be hollowed out by this group of people.

　　 "Okay, classmates, I don't have any inventory left, so, let's have another brain teaser at the end, and find a classmate to cooperate." Tang Qing said.

　　 The classmates didn't say anything at all. They talked for more than ten minutes, and in the middle they added a lot of jokes. With so many paragraphs, it would be good to remember, and it would be embarrassing to not let Tang Qing down.

"Well, thank you classmate, please, remember to answer within three seconds." Tang Qing said to Xie Wendong. When the matter is here, of course Xie Wendong must come to the end. No matter what the result is, he will be invincible. Ground.

　　 Xie Wendong just heard Tang Qing call him ~www.mtlnovel.com~ He didn't accept it at first. If you can't let me come up, you can come up, if you ask me to answer, just answer. . . The design is so rough.

　　 But we can't get rid of the wind, so Xie Wendong stood up and said to Tang Qing, "You can ask the question."

　　 "Listen well, you are racing with other people in a 100-meter race, and you surpassed the second place, so which place are you now?" Tang Qing said with a smile.

　　 "I'm the first... Wait, I'm the second." Xie Wendong replied Ji Zhongshengzhi, with a dangerous heart, and at the same time looking at Tang Qing's eyes full of pride, at this level, I want to come ten.

　　 "This is all answered by classmate Xie, well, the second question, if you pass the last one, which one are you in?" Tang Qing said with a smile

　　 "Of course it is the last one." Xie Wendong said with a natural expression, this question came twice, he is not stupid, in his opinion Tang Qing's brain is pretty funny.

　　 "Thank you classmate, yes, then, the third question, why did a pig hit the tree as soon as it got out of the pigpen?" Tang Qing asked with a mysterious smile.

　　 "Because he doesn't know how to turn his head." Xie Wendong answered in an instant. He usually played with friends in the county. How could such a simple sharp turn be difficult to get him? It's easier than the one just now.

　　 cut, a soil bun who has never seen the world, Xie Wendong despise Tang Qing in his heart.

　　 "Xie classmate, smart, okay, everyone eat and drink well." Tang Qing said with a smile, watching Xie Wendong's eyes with a little joke, then turned and returned to his place.