Eastern Emperor Taiyi glared at the Jade Emperor resentfully and said, "Look at how stingy you are!"
The Jade Emperor responded, "You're the real penny-pincher! You've even worn the leather off my chairs..."
With a cough, Eastern Emperor Taiyi turned his head away and said, "Forget it, it's just a tree. We're generous, we... have a big heart! We... cough cough... have there been any sightings of Black Mirror's people lately? I'm thinking of taking matters into my own hands!"
Upon hearing this, everyone felt a wave of embarrassment. This wasn't taking matters into his own hands; he was clearly just looking for an excuse to vent his rage!
Demon Teacher Kun and Peng understood Eastern Emperor Taiyi very well, so he just played dead, silent as a stone.