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Rabbit Must Die

Ever since a despicable rabbit arrived at the Heavenly Court, banners have been hung up in the residences of all the major Immortals: beware of fire, theft, and rabbits. At the same time, the God of Food's Complete Rabbit Cooking Guide started selling like hotcakes. One could often see a bunch of Immortals waving various magic treasures, chasing a rabbit all over everywhere, shouting, "Although group beating is unfair, we can lose face, the rabbit must die!" Passerby A: Why is that rabbit so freaking famous? Almost all the Immortals know him, is it because he's cute? Passerby B: No! It's because he's a jerk! No, that's inaccurate, he's totally a mega jerk!

Yimeng Huangliang · Huyền huyễn
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837 Chs

Chapter 14 Killing Rabbits_1

Just as Qin Shou was watching with excitement, he suddenly woke up to a realization. Since he could steal Cultivation Techniques and skills from others, could he possibly steal magic treasures as well? If he could get his paws on a pile of magic treasures, or various Cultivation Methods, perhaps his illness could be cured!

"You're indeed not just anything, you're a treasure!" Qin Shou laughed joyfully.

However, Qin Shou wasn't sure if he could pilfer treasures from the dead, and he didn't dare to gamble on it, because he couldn't afford to lose.

Qin Shou believed that as long as he was willing to work hard and continuously explore, he would eventually master all the abilities of his opponent. By then, even if the other party recovered, they would be no match for him and Chang'e.

He wouldn't have to worry about the farmer's encounter with a snake anymore.

Therefore, Qin Shou finally began to take saving people seriously.

But he immediately started to worry again.

He was just a rabbit. How could a rabbit scoop water?

If it were on Earth, he could use something like a lotus leaf or a big tree leaf, but on the Moon, there seemed to be only some weeds and osmanthus trees that he didn't recognize—and nothing else.

Throw him into the reservoir to drink on his own?

"No way, then wouldn't I end up drinking his foot-washing water in the future? Transport it with my mouth? That's disgusting..." After pondering for a while, Qin Shou sneakily checked his surroundings to ensure no one was around, then climbed onto Blacky's body. Standing up on his hind legs, he took a deep breath, reached down with his paw to adjust, aimed properly, locked onto the target, and started whistling...shhh...

Blacky only felt a burning sensation in his mind, his entire body feverishly hot, and the ground beneath his feet like lava. With his throat parched and tongue dry, he yelled towards the sky, "Water!"

Almost at the same time, he instinctively opened his mouth.

Then, Blacky ecstatically discovered that a torrential downpour suddenly fell from the pitch-black sky, thoroughly refreshing him!

Unable to help himself, he laughed heartily, "Refreshing, refreshing! Comfortable! Bring on more!"

Just then, a cheeky voice sounded from the dark sky, "So you're into this kind of thing! Well, now I can relax and not feel guilty anymore. And hey, I'm a rabbit, not an elephant; how big do you think my bladder is? That's all I've got for now. If it's not enough, make sure to book in advance next time."

Blacky was stunned for a moment. Elephant? Bladder?

In that instant, he realized something was amiss. He carefully sniffed at himself, smacked his lips, and suddenly had a bad hunch, abruptly opening his eyes!

He saw a rabbit standing in front of him, with a few glittering droplets of water falling onto his face...

"Ah! I'm going to kill you!" Blacky almost lost his mind at that moment!

Ignoring any Yuan Qi Shield and everything else, he frantically waved his arms, trying to grab the damn rabbit!

Seeing this, the rabbit quickly jumped back, keeping a safe distance, and while wiping the sweat from his forehead, said, "Oh no, this kid has gone crazy. Look, Blacky, I just saved your life, there's no need for such a dramatic response. No need for prostrating and kowtowing, just be alive, that's enough!"

"I'll kill you!" Blacky bawled.

In his fury, Blacky swung his hand, and a shiny little knife suddenly appeared!

Seeing the knife, Qin Shou felt all his fur stand on end! He had a feeling... that this thing looked delicious!

"Oh my gosh, the influence of that dumb rabbit is still so strong on me! It's like an instinctive drool; I want to eat everything I see! That thing is deadly!" Qin Shou wasn't the dumb rabbit; while instinct was instinct, being afraid of death was also his instinct, so he decided to run.

But how fast could his short legs carry him?

Blacky opened his mouth wide and spat out a breath of Yuan Qi, adding an extra spurt of blood. The thin knife instantly turned into a blood knife, swelling against the wind and emitting a humming sound as it flew out, heading straight for Qin Shou's forehead!

Qin Shou, seeing this, was startled! Instinctively, he opened his mouth wide, about to scream for help!

But at that moment, a beam of golden light descended from the sky, accompanied by an imposing shout, "The patrol heavenly soldier is here; who dares to cause such turmoil in the sacred ground of Heavenly Court!"

Qin Shou, upon hearing this, was ecstatic in his heart, reinforcements had arrived!

However, what astonished Qin Shou was that the golden light was very pretty, but the scene he had imagined of it blocking the flying knife did not occur; the knife was still coming… Qin Shou thought to himself, "I'm done for!"

But he had to struggle one last time before death; he opened his mouth wide, about to shout for help again!

He then realized with a snap, there was a cool sensation on his mouth!

Qin Shou opened his eyes and was instantly dumbfounded; the knife had actually gotten stuck on his front tooth!

Qin Shou's brain froze in that instant.

Blacky was also dumbstruck, although the knife he sent out wasn't some impressive magic treasure, otherwise, he would have used it to block the Heavenly Tribulation long ago. But still, it was a knife! How could it not even cut through a front tooth?

Just as a light door lit up behind him, a figure walked out from it.

Evil born from desperation, Blacky channeled all his malice and rage into his final strength, bellowed, and actually leapt up, swinging his hand, aiming straight for Qin Shou's forehead: "Die! Damn rabbit!"

Qin Shou, tilting his head, looked up at Blacky descending from the sky, an expression of dumbfounded charm on his face, as if he had not reacted yet, or perhaps he was waiting for death.

Just as Blacky's hand was about to strike, Blacky saw a flash of vengeful satisfaction in his eyes...

However, the next moment, Blacky only felt his ankle being grabbed by someone, and then, to his dismay, he found that his hand, about to strike the rabbit, was getting farther and farther away from it...

"No! Let me kill this rabbit!" Blacky cried out loudly!

Qin Shou shook his rabbit ears and then waved at Blacky, saying, "Blacky, bye-bye!"

"Pfft!"

Blacky spurted out a mouthful of old blood, his vision darkening as though he was about to die. Right at that moment, a surge of Yuan Qi entered his body, stabilizing his injuries.

Then that majestic voice sounded again: "This is a sacred place of the Heavenly Court, silence is required!"

Hearing the heavenly soldier's shout frightened him so much that his soul nearly flew out!

A sacred place of the Heavenly Court?

This is the Heavenly Court?

Then this rabbit, couldn't it be a rabbit from the Heavenly Court?

Could it be the pet rabbit of some Heavenly God, some Immortal?

If he had killed it, the consequences...

Thinking about it, cold sweat formed on his forehead and his body went limp, lying prostrate on the ground, leaving the patrol heavenly soldiers dragging him, entering the light door.

In the last moment, he saw the rabbit pull out the knife stuck on its front tooth and even give it a wave...

The light door closed, and then he felt himself spinning around and around as the voice of the heavenly soldier sounded once more: "Considering you entered by mistake during Ascension, you will not be punished. You are sent to the Lower Realm, do not speak nonsense."

Then, there was a flash of light, and with a plop, Blacky fell onto a mountain.

After that, he heard the sound of people shouting: "Sect Master! Where is the Sect Master, everybody come quick!"

That day, in the Earthly Immortal Realm's Wuliang Mountain, Wuliang Sect's Sect Master, the number one Cultivator of Wuliang Mountain who failed in his Ascension, miraculously survived a great disaster and returned to the Wuliang Sect.

Eight hundred nearby sects came to offer their congratulations, but what confused everyone was the first thing Wuliang Sword Immortal said upon waking: "Rabbit! I want to eat rabbit! No rabbits allowed on Wuliang Mountain! Also, no one is to mention the word 'black,' otherwise, death!"