0008 second world 07

Currently Derick is wearing a strange expression as he eyes the handsome smiling uncle who invited them for tea and waved to Leonard saying pleasingly as if he was greatly surprised to see the two invaders that if you don't consider the lack of 'reception' they received as the entire building was LITERALLY empty and the specially prepared three tee cups each with a specific design of each person preference.

" Oh my, young master you look so radiant and happy as if nourished by love "

Says the formerly right hand man and the current underworld boss with a obnoxiously flawless smile as he pours them tea with elegance and grace.

Leo who got taunted did not budge an inch to his provocation half agreeing that he ( the cabbage) got stolen by pig _ as he feels someone's pig hands moving on his waist possessively _ and half watching the show as a third party .

Eying the handsome uncle who is moving gracefully and fluently, each of his movements ,as if endowed with heavenly laws ,containing endless mysteries, that if you ignore the ongoing conversation going between him and Derrick.

"The hell you are doing here ,you pervert" spits out derick unwillingly between gritted teeth .

"I missed my cute little brother , i came to say hi , can't I ? now that you have a lover you discard your big brother" whines internally the handsome uncle without changing his outward expression .

" Miss me my ass, I wonder if you missed me too when you forgot me for billions of years in the barrens lands when i was only ten to fend for myself , you damn psycho " glares ' internally ?' derrick.

" It was my fault back then but not entirely ,it was second brother fault and fifth brother's too , see we found you now and you found yourself a lover too. At least you popped your cherry and went on adventures too , you should thank me actually , see ..." persuades weakly ,the handsome flawless uncle who is sweating buckets 'internally' as he sends an innocent look toward derrick who returns him a ferocious glare .

Inwardly Derrick was thinking that shamelessness is hereditary in their 'family' so in retrospect, as the saying goes ' courtesy demands reciprocity' he needs to be more shameless yup fight poison with poison .

Following immediately upon his plan , Derrick _planning to disgust the thick skinned uncle_ says lightly somewhat educationally and somewhat indulgently in Leonard's ear and enough for certain perverted someone to hear clearly

" dear ,perverts are of two types the in and out , the opened perverts usually _ or I might say ALWAYS _ are confident and successful with handsome looks and high self esteem , they accept themselves as they are so they have nothing to hide whether it's good or bad so that's why they are popular and successful just like your husband as you make my two hearts throb at the same time .

If the lower heart throbbed alone then it's lust . If the the upper heart throbbed alone then it's like or admiration but for them to throb in sync then baby that can only mean the passionate true love where desire and Love are intertwined "

Derrick bits Leonard's earlobe lightly and feels satisfied when it flushes red and when he hears the crack of the tee cup's handle as he can imagine without looking ,the constipated look on a certain handsome uncle so he continues with the onslaught happily .

" ...and there is the closed pervert who are usually ( ALWAYS) double faced ,hypothetical obnoxious and stays virgins their whole life

because of this they often become psychopaths and sex predators to vent their ugly desires. For an example I heard that my friend's handsome uncle who is a monk is planning to ascend to godhood.

Back then I thought , I will give him _ of course out of my goodwill _ a secret martial art to ascend quicker with a stable foundation , he only needs to castrate himself to make an equilibrium between yin and yang , in any case he doesn't need those UNUSED balls he might as well discard the unneeded weight , really he is making a great profit.

He should thank me and worship me like his ancestor right ?

strictly speaking I am his benefactor , he must be grateful .Ah I am too good to be true ..."

the handsome uncle : ...QAQ

Leo: 'a confused bashful look'