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QT:Discussing the correct posture to eat Dog Food

Synopsis: Gou Liang was originally a small office worker of the Space-Time Administration Bureau but because of a weird questionnaire, he was sent to multiple worlds in order to complete a mysterious and arduous mission — to use the correct posture to awaken lord god. Traveling through space and time, he experienced world after worlds of lives before realizing something. It turned out, the gentle and sentimental lord god had been alone by himself, guarding the long and endless period of time that he had forgotten… this book is a quick transmigration novel, this is the story of a foodie go-getter and a dimple-loving lord god. A strawberry flavored scholar youth, a lemon flavored cold and aloof film emperor, a snow pear flavored black belly… however, the edible target became the person whom he shared the rest of his life with. Gou Liang’s life underwent sky toppling and earth turning changes. The you in the next world as well, what flavor would you be? 16 worlds in total: School Campus: Strawberry Flavored Scholar Gong Entertainment circle: Lemon Flavored Film Emperor Gong Ancient Time: Honey Tangerine Flavored Shadow Guard Gong WuXia: Papaya Flavored Senior Brother Gong Beastmen: Pineapple flavored Beastmen Gong Ghost Spirits: Snow Pear Flavored Dead Gong Ancient Time: Grape Flavored Regent Gong Apocalypse: Banana Flavored Boss Gong Interstellar: Pomegranate Flavored Sentinel Gong Modern: Citrus Flavored Aristocrat Gong Mecha: Sweet Jujube flavored Lunar New Year Gong Ancient Time: Durian Flavored Battle God Gong Magic: Watermelon Flavored Blackened Gong Cultivation: Cherry Flavored Disciple Gong Fantasy: Blueberry Flavored Demon King Gong Celestial World: Bayberry flavored Senior Immortal Gong Not my novel ! Not my translation ! Translators: KunLin, TaoTao, SilverRain, Bluemoon. Editors: Amaris, Grump, Mimishijie, Rubhyl, Vez, Blarghette Release Schedule: Sporadic Source : Chrysanthemum garden It's not gonna be completed as the translator have stopped translating this !!

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-Holy shit!! [Diss 1]

-Holy shit ahhhh! [Diss 1]

Blood red and bold [Diss 1] filled the screen.

After the Great Demon King picked up Gou Liang, this was the only conversation left in the group chat of the law firm. It took a full three minutes for them to express their restless hearts: My friends and I are all stunned!

But no matter how curious they were, no one talked about it openly, nor did they ask Gou Liang about the demon's identity. After all, they had been in the workplace for many years. No matter how many thoughts they had, they all knew how to behave.

They were lucky not to offend someone who even the deputy director didn't have the right to get close to, let alone make friends with him.

Most of the time, they were discussing the murder of the director's family. After a long moment of silence, the topic turned back to the crazy monster.

-Although the demons were arrogant before, they were never as outrageous as this time. I feel like something terrible is about to happen.

'That's right, attacking us directly is a one-sided provocation!' The higher-ups will definitely go against the entire demon race. Isn't that demon afraid of implicating other demons and getting hunted down? -

I'm also curious. Although the demons are all lone wolves, this kind of thing is common sense. Is no one coming out to control that demon?

-What, you want to reconcile with the demons? Don't you have to explain the people who died?

-Reconcile? Don't be ridiculous. Are the demons a reasonable species? We're just thinking of ways to reduce our losses. After all, the demons don't follow the rules. In the end, we'll be the ones at a disadvantage. We have to think about the future. We can't put everyone on the fire just because of what has already happened, right? -

-We haven't even started fighting, and you're already admitting defeat? -

-Recognize the reality. This has nothing to do with being a coward. Going head-on won't do anyone any good.

-Naive. If we give in this time, the demons will only take a mile after taking an inch. It'll be best if they annihilate our entire race in this battle! -

-Motherf * cker retarded.jpg.

-Idiot.

-Hey, everyone, be rational. Don't fight … -

But the uneasiness quickly spread, and the words of persuasion were drowned out by the pressure of losing control.

"These people only know how to talk. Fortunately, I don't expect you to deal with the Demon Race."

Xiao Qiu, Little Fox's guardian, tossed her phone aside and snorted in dissatisfaction. She raised her hand and looked at her watch. She noticed that Little Fox had taken a two-minute walk after dinner tonight. Worried, she dialed her number.

Xiao Qiu's heart tightened when he heard that the call could not be connected.

The security of the residential area had been increased. She believed that nothing would go wrong in the residential area, and the little fox would not be so insensible as to knock out the security guard and run out to look for food. However, this was a special period after all, and no mistakes were allowed.

Just as he was about to contact the security office to check on the little fox's whereabouts, a little girl walked into the room through the door.

Xiao Qiu was startled. Seeing that it was her customer, she patted her chest and smiled. "Why don't you use the key to open the door or ring the doorbell? Xiao Hu, your points will be deducted when you participate in the daily residence permit assessment like this. You have to make it a habit, okay? "

Seeing that the little fox was looking around the living room without answering her, Xiao Qiu stopped for some reason. Perhaps it was her woman's intuition that made her feel some kind of danger. Xiao Qiu said nervously, "Xiao Hu, why didn't you answer my call just now? I was worried about you."

"Call?" The little fox looked up at her and took out a phone with a crushed screen from her pocket. She smiled and said, "Are you talking about this? Sorry, I accidentally used a bit of strength. It's been too long, and I've forgotten that human things have always been very fragile. "

"Xiao Hu, w-what are you talking about?"

Xiao Qiu's smile froze. She unconsciously took a step back and put her hands behind her back, wanting to trigger the emergency SOS on her ring.

But in the next moment, she felt her entire body go cold. Every nerve in her body seemed to be frozen, and she couldn't move. Her face turned pale.

"The cunning of humans really hasn't changed."

The 'little fox' sneered. She waved her hand and a wisp of black gas suddenly drilled into Xiao Qiu.

Xiao Qiu's pupils shrank. She was so scared that her body went weak and her head became dizzy. But she couldn't even scream. She could only watch as the black gas drilled into her eyes. Then she turned around and sat back on the sofa like an antenna puppet. She took out her phone and began to fiddle with it.

The demon in the form of the little fox sniffed around the room. She smelled a faint scent that belonged to Long Yao from the little fox. It was even stronger here, but Long Yao wasn't here.

The demon came to the balcony. Her demonic aura merged with the night and spread up and down, attaching itself to every window in the building. Soon, the demon found Long Yao's whereabouts.

He was right above her!

The demonic aura cautiously drilled into the wall, and the scene in the room was revealed to her. What she saw in front of her shocked the demon.

The Long Yao she had been painstakingly looking for, the current king of the demon race, was actually wearing a ridiculous human apron and cooking human food in the kitchen!

"Based on your appearance, I'll give you a consolation score. But don't try to use your beauty to fool me. If you waste my ingredients, I won't forgive you. "

The tall man with his sleeves rolled up and the apron exuded a particularly charming temperament. Gou Liang couldn't help but feel dizzy for a moment. But when Long Yao's hand reached out to his treasures, Gou Liang immediately sobered up.

Long Yao knocked his head with a black melon, "You heartless little thing. Who gave you these things?"

"It doesn't matter who gave them. The important thing is that they're all mine now. Mine!"

Gou Liang confidently emphasized.

Long Yao narrowed her eyes. She took out a skinning knife and twirled it in her hand. Her tone didn't change as she said, "Oh, so it sounds like you don't want the things that weren't given to you?"

Gou Liang was immediately reminded. He grinned and revealed a sweet dimple. He leaned over and kissed Long Yao's cheek, "I'm just joking. You have to learn to appreciate this kind of humor. If you're serious, you'll lose."

Long Yao accepted his seduction and kissed him back, saying, "Alright, it's my fault."

Gou Liang began to laugh mischievously.

But Long Yao's craftsmanship was completely out of his expectations. The reason why the black silk melon had this name was because its skin was made up of strands of silk embedded into the flesh of the fruit. These strands were as dense as hair. If one didn't use the right method, they could only cut off a third of the flesh and eat it, which was very wasteful.

However, Long Yao's processing was not only accurate, but also skillful and fast. Circle after circle of black silk fell onto the plate. Very quickly, she skillfully spun it into a unique flower shape. When an expert made a move, one would know whether or not they were skilled. Just based on this, Long Yao definitely wasn't just talented in cooking.

The kitchen knife made a fast and rhythmic sound as it touched the chopping board. To Gou Liang's ears, it was a melody that was more beautiful than any music. He suddenly had some expectations for tonight's dinner.

"Long Yao, I didn't think you were this good. I had eyes but didn't recognize Mt. Tai. Please don't bicker with me."

Gou Liang completely threw his previous disdain and suspicion to the back of his mind. He began to cozy up to the chef with a face full of saliva.

The corner of Long Yao's mouth curled up, "Didn't you say that if you want to capture a person's heart, you have to capture their stomach first? I don't know about others, but this sentence definitely fits your philosophy of life. "

Gou Liang began to laugh mischievously, "This is also your strategy. It seems like you still have a bit of a reliable brain hole."

"That's not what you said just now."

Long Yao laughed.

Gou Liang touched his nose in embarrassment.

Previously, when Long Yao made such a big move, not only did Gou Liang not feel the slightest bit of surprise, but he even ridiculed him as soon as he got in the car.

Gou Liang's suspicion that he had borrowed some experience was not unfounded. This plot was all too familiar to him. Yesterday, when they were browsing through the movies and TV series of this world to pass time, they saw a similar scene in the highest rated TV series:

The male lead in a helicopter descended from the sky and appeared in front of the female lead in an extremely cool manner. The female lead, who was pushed by the screaming crowd, fell in front of the male lead. At this time, the cold male lead suddenly said, "Woman, you've attracted my attention." Then, he carried her in a princess carry. It was so beautiful that people couldn't look straight at him.

And this scene was actually called the most romantic encounter of the year by netizens. There was no other.

Gou Liang was so scared that he directly transferred to Animal World to wash his eyes.

Therefore, Gou Liang, whose EQ and memory were eaten by the Demon Mirror, could not appreciate the aesthetics of the romantic body. Therefore, he could not be expected to appreciate the romance of Long Yao.

Speaking of this, Gou Liang remembered another thing.

Previously, he was so focused on ridiculing that he forgot about the important matter. He took the opportunity to ask, "Speaking of which, how did you become a dragon-"

"Shh."

Long Yao suddenly put a finger on his lips and glanced at the wall. The feeling of being spied on dissipated. He then withdrew his hand and said, "Xiao Kener, that's not important. It's not too late to talk about it after dinner."

"Oh."

Gou Liang responded and looked thoughtfully at the direction where Long Yao looked at before.

On this side, the demon who hurriedly withdrew her Devil Qi immediately retreated to the room and closed the door of the balcony to block her aura.

She dared to release her Devil Qi, so naturally, she was confident that Long Yao would not notice it. However, she did not expect Long Yao's sensitivity to be beyond her expectations. It seemed that she had to think of another way to test him.

Hmm, isn't that human the best candidate?

A malicious smile appeared on the face that was exactly the same as Little Fox's.

Upstairs.

After finishing his dinner, Gou Liang blindly followed Long Yao, who was cleaning up the dishes and going to the kitchen to wash them. Praises poured out of his mouth onto Long Yao as if they didn't cost soul coins. In the end, he said somewhat regretfully, "It's a pity that the human race only has a lifespan of a few decades. When I die, I don't know who will benefit from your good cooking skills."

He frowned slightly. He did not know why he just complained. However, once he thought that it would become a reality, he felt very uncomfortable.

Long Yao stopped washing the dishes and turned to ask, "Xiao Kener, are you jealous?"

Seeing that Gou Liang did not answer, he laughed and put the clean dishes on the rack to dry. He said, "Don't worry, I won't cook for anyone other than you."

His skillful movements were so virtuous that it made people think that he was originally an ordinary family man. Gou Liang turned his head and snorted.

He did not believe Long Yao's nonsense at all. The Devil Race had always been unscrupulous in order to hunt for food. Look, Long Yao was such a proud and cold person. Didn't she go to this extent to please him just for a bite of food? The Devil Race was the most unscrupulous foodie in the whole space-time!

He angrily labeled Long Yao in his heart. However, when he thought that Long Yao would also go to the trouble of pleasing others in the future and attentively serve the food that conquered his taste buds to others, he felt irritable.

What kind of taste did the trashy System have? How could it find such a short-lived ghost for him?

Once this unlucky host died, Long Yao's exclusive food and his unimaginable stock of ingredients would all be taken advantage of by other wild men!

If he could live a little longer … Oh, a little longer was not enough. If only he had the long lifespan of the Devil Race. Using the rest of his long life to empty out Long Yao's private stash, just thinking about it made him feel that it was the most beautiful thing in the world.

"Xiao Kener?"

Long Yao's voice suddenly interrupted Gou Liang's train of thought. "Ah, what's wrong?"

"I should be the one asking you. One moment you're crying, the next moment you're giggling. What are you thinking about?"

Long Yao looked at him helplessly.

Gou Liang rubbed his nose uncomfortably and turned his head to say, "I'm not thinking about anything. Cough, cough, let's not talk about this anymore. Can we talk about business now?" Gou Liang pointed at the place where Long Yao had noticed something strange and gave him a questioning look.

Long Yao nodded and gave an affirmative answer.

Gou Liang completely relaxed and said, "Who in the world dared to eavesdrop on you … Could it be that demon?!"

Gou Liang was shocked by his own intuition.

Long Yao wiped the plates and said carelessly, "It could also be other goblins."

Gou Liang rolled his eyes and said in agreement, "Yes, yes. You made such a big fuss today. It's not strange that others are curious about you."

Gou Liang himself did not believe this. His colleagues could not guess the identity of this person and only thought that he was a royal goblin. But if the goblins had a bit of brain and knew that their king was staying in the human world, they would be able to guess the identity of the person they were serving.

This way, the goblins in the community would definitely not dare to come and lament Long Yao. And there were not many demons who had a reason to do so.

"To be honest, you pretended to be Long Qi and talked to the leader of the humankind about the devil's attack. You're not planning to cooperate with the other devils, destroy the monster race, and then keep the human race as your food reserves, are you?" asked Long Qi.

Gou Liang looked at him suspiciously.

"Xiao Kener, you're too smart. This idea is very good. I can seriously consider it now. Haha, okay, don't stare at me. I'll say it."

Long Yao tidied up the plates and washed his hands. He led Gou Liang back to the living room and said, "That old thing's death cannot be known to the demon race for the time being. I don't show up all year round anyway, so I'll use this identity to deal with things so that the war between the three races won't disturb us."

He pulled Gou Liang to sit on the sofa and held him on his lap. He reached out and put the plate of fruit in front of Gou Liang. The atmosphere of the conversation was completely different from the content of his words. Gou Liang could not be nervous.

He picked a piece of preserved fruit and threw it into his mouth. As he ate, he said, "You really don't know anything about what that demon did? You're too irresponsible as a great demon. The human race and the demon race are now at your door. If you really don't want to cause trouble, it's better to clean up the house and restrain the people under you. "

Long Yao rested his chin on his shoulder, watching his cheeks puff up and his Adam's apple slide up and down as he swallowed. He looked satisfied and carefree, which made Long Yao feel relaxed.

He tightened his grip on Gou Liang's arm and said, "The demon race's hierarchy is as strict as the demon race's. It's just that they don't have the concept of management. As long as the people below offer tribute on time, no one will care about what their own kind is doing or what they will do."

"Even if it affects them, they won't care?"

Gou Liang did not understand.

Long Yao smiled and said, "You also know that compared to the human race and the demon race, the demon race is actually more willing and looking forward to the day of all-out war. The human race and the demon race both know that the demon race's current state of disunity is the safest for them. If the demon race unites, they'll be the only ones to suffer. So, they won't and won't dare to challenge me. They'll only make a deal with me. "

"A deal?"

"En, for example, the human race is secretly raising tribute to the demon race. As long as they give enough to shut the mouths of the other demon race."

Gou Liang was not surprised by this unspoken rule. He only asked Long Yao, "Then what about you? If the other demon race needs tribute, what can the human race give you to make you agree to make a deal with them? "

Long Yao rubbed against his neck and said with a light laugh, "As long as they don't disturb our two people world, I won't care what they do. Otherwise, if I don't kill them, they'll just be wasting air in this world. "

These words deeply touched Gou Liang's heart. He did not hide and pursed his lips into a smile.

That night, after Gou Liang fell asleep, Long Yao contacted the System. However, Xiao Si could not lock onto the demon's whereabouts.

This was the eighth time the Demon Mirror Space was opened. Because Long Yao did not supply enough demon power at the beginning, many things in this space were out of Long Yao's control and were developing in an unknown direction. The Demon Mirror Space was similar to the Demon Prison. It was made using a special law. He did not dare to act rashly in this space. Otherwise, if he was not careful, the space would collapse. Gou Liang's soul that was bound to the Demon Mirror Space would be irreparably damaged.

After thinking about it, Long Yao put the System back into Gou Liang's consciousness. He did not forget to tell it, "Don't let him find you too quickly. Give him a surprise."

System: … You worry too much, Master.

Its heartless master did not realize that after Master Long Yao woke up, even the progress of the mission was reported again. It was completely isolated by Master Long Yao.

Moreover, the System did not think that Gou Liang would be surprised when he found him. Didn't he see that the System Space was still in the hands of Master Long Yao? If this module was opened, its master would be surprised every day. Hmph!

Just as the System was complaining in the consciousness, it suddenly noticed that Gou Liang was acting strangely.

[Ding! Master, you have a fever. Wake up!]

Long Yao also noticed that Gou Liang's body temperature had risen sharply. He quickly carried him up, "Xiao Kener, wake up. What happened to you? "

Gou Liang woke up in a daze. He instinctively swallowed his saliva and shouted uncomfortably, "Hungry, I'm so hungry …"

"Good boy, I'll —"

"Oh, it smells so good …"

Gou Liang murmured unconsciously. His nose twitched, and he moved closer to the blueberry-scented food that was fatally attractive to him. He suddenly grabbed Long Yao and bit his neck.

His sharp teeth dug into his skin, and blood gushed out. The sound of swallowing could be heard in the quiet room. One sound after another, it was clear that a predator's greed was insatiable.

As he swallowed, a faint demonic aura overflowed from Gou Liang's body.

[Master, Master? How did you, how did you … Master Long Yao, how did this happen?]

How did the host's body become a demon? This was not scientific!

Long Yao was stunned for a long time. Suddenly, he smiled.

— Accompany him for the rest of your life. There will be a long, long time in the future.

So, this was what he meant by his last sentence.

This life was not fixed by his own time, but by Gou Liang's thoughts. If Xiao Kener wanted more time, he would do as he wished and extend the time of this space-time.

Good boy, he was still unwilling. Even if he only returned to his own sea of consciousness, he still left behind a puzzle that only Gou Liang could solve.

However, he liked this surprise.

Long Yao gently hugged Gou Liang and stroked his head. He indulged the little thing that had just turned into a demon and was gluttonous on his body.

"Good boy, eat slowly. Don't rush."

"Xiao Kener …"

The speed of swallowing gradually slowed down. Gou Liang was like a satisfied child lying in Long Yao's arms and fell asleep.

Long Yao lowered his head and kissed Gou Liang's forehead. The blueberry-scented soul power touched his skin. Gou Liang unconsciously rubbed against Long Yao and hugged him even tighter. Because he was hugging the delicious food, he revealed sweet dimples in his sleep.

Long Yao wiped his blood-stained lips and could not help but laugh softly. "Glutton, really … you haven't changed at all."