Twenty-Five: Student Drives These Days!

Mona's mouth dropped open when she came around the corner to Noel's front lawn. "Holy shit."

Hanna leaned out the window of Sean's father's BMW and grinned at Mona. "You love it?"

Mona's eyes lit up. "I'm speechless."

Hanna smiled gratefully and took a swig from the Ketel One bottle she'd swiped from the booze table. Two minutes ago, she'd texted Mona a picture of the BMW with the message, I'm all lubed up and out front. Come ride me.

Mona opened the heavy passenger door and slid into the seat. She leaned over and stared intensely at the BMW insignia on the steering wheel. "It's so beautiful…," She traced the little blue and white triangles with her pinkie.

Hanna flicked her hand off. "Get stoned much?"

Mona raised her chin and appraised Hanna's dirty hair, crooked dress, and tear-stained face. "Things didn't go well with Sean?"

Hanna looked down and jammed the key into the ignition.

Mona moved to hug her. "Oh Han, I'm sorry… What happened?"

"Nothing. Whatever." Hanna jerked away and put on her sunglasses—which made it a little hard to see, but who cared?—and started the car. It burst into action, all of the BMW's dashboard lights switching on.

"Pretty!" Mona cried. "It's like the lights at Club Shampoo!"

Hanna slammed the gear into reverse and the tires rolled through the thick grass. Then she jerked it into drive, cut the wheel, and off they went. Hanna was too keyed up to worry about the fact that the double lines on the road were quadrupling in her vision.

"Yee haw," Mona whooped. She rolled down the window to let her long, blond hair flutter behind her. Hanna lit a Parliament and swiveled the Sirius radio dial until she found a retro rap station playing "Baby Got Back." She turned the volume up and the cabin throbbed—of course the car had the best bass money could buy.

"That's more like it," Mona said.

"Hells yeah," Hanna answered.

As she navigated a sharp turn a little too quickly, something in the back of her mind made a ping.

It's not gonna be you.

Ouch.

Even Daddy doesn't love you best!

Double ouch.

Well, fuck it. Hanna pressed down on the gas and nearly took out someone's dog-shaped mailbox.

"We've got to go somewhere and show this bitch off." Mona put her Miu Miu heels up on the dashboard, smearing bits of grass and dirt on it. "How 'bout Wawa? I'm jonesing for some Tastykake."

Hanna giggled and took another swig of Ketel One. "You must be super-baked,"

"I'm not just baked, I'm broiled!"

They parked crookedly in the Wawa lot and sang, "I like big BUTTS and I cannot lie!" as they stumbled into the store. A couple of grubby delivery guys, holding 64-ounce cups of coffee and leaning against their trucks, stared with their mouths open.

"Can I have your hat?" Mona asked the skinnier of the two, pointing to his mesh ball cap that said Wawa Farms. Without a word, the guy gave it to her.

"Ew," Hanna whispered. "That thing is germy!" But Mona had already put it on her head.

In the store, Mona bought sixteen Tastykake Butterscotch Krimpets, a copy of Us Weekly, and a huge bottle of Tahitian Treat; Hanna bought a Tootsie Pop for ten cents. When Mona wasn't looking, she shoved a Snickers and a pack of M&M's into her purse.

"I can hear the car," Mona said dreamily as they paid. "It's screaming."

It was true. In her drunken gaze, Hanna had activated the alarm on the keychain. "Oops." She giggled.

Hooting with laughter, they ran back to the car and slid inside. They stopped at a red light, heads bobbing. The supermarket strip mall to their left was empty except for some loose shopping carts. The store's neon signs glowed vacantly; even the Outback Steakhouse bar was dead.

"People in Rosewood are such losers." Hanna gestured to the darkness.

The highway was barren too, so Hanna let out a startled, "Eep!" when a car stealthily rolled up in the lane next to her. It was a silver, pointy-nosed Porsche with tinted windows and those creepy blue headlights.

"Check that out," Mona said, Krimpet crumbs falling out of her mouth.

As they stared, the car revved its engine.

"It wants to race," Mona whispered.

"Bull," Hanna answered. She couldn't make out who was inside the car—only the red, glowing tip of a lit cigarette. An uneasy feeling washed over her.

The car revved its engine against—impatiently, this time—and she could finally see a vague outline if the driver. He revved his engine again.

Hanna raised an eyebrow at Mona, feeling drunk, hyped, and completely invincible.

"Do it," Mona whispered, pulling down the brim of the Wawa milk hat.

Hanna swallowed hard. The light turned green. As Hanna hit the gas, the car launched forward. The Porsche growled ahead of her.

"You pussy, don't let him beat you!" Mona cried.

Hanna stepped down on the gas pedal and the engine roared. She pulled alongside the Porsche. They were doing 80, then 90, then 100. Driving this fast felt better than stealing.

"Kick his ass!" Mona screamed.

Heart pounding, Hanna pressed the pedal to the floor. She could hardly hear what Mona was saying over the engine noise. As they rounded a turn, a deer stepped into their lane. It came out of nowhere.

"Shit!" Hanna screamed. The deer stood dumbly still. She gripped the wheel tightly, hit the brakes, and swerved right, and the deer jumped out of the way. Quickly, she wrenched the wheel to straighten it out, but the car began to skid. The tired caught on a patch of gravel on the side of the road, and suddenly, they were spinning.

The car spun around and around, and then they hit something. All at once, there was a crunch, splintering glass and…darkness.

A split second later, the only sound in the car was a vigorous hissing noise from under the hood.

Slowly, Hanna felt her face. It was okay; nothing had hit it. And her legs could move. She pushed herself up through a bunch of folded, puffy fabric—the airbag. She checked on Mona. Her long legs kicked wildly from behind her airbag.

Hanna wiped tears from the corners of her eyes. "You okay?"

"Get this thing off me!"

Hanna got out of the car and then pulled Mona out. They stood on the side of the highway, breathing hard. Across the street were the SEPTA tracks and the dark Rosewood station. They could see far up the highway: There was no sign of the Porsche—or the deer that they'd missed. Ahead of them, the stoplights swung turning from yellow to red.

"That was something," Mona said, her voice quivering.

Hanna nodded. "You sure you're all right?" She looked at the car.

The whole front end had had crumpled into a telephone pole. The bumper hung off the car, touching the ground. One of the headlights had twisted around to a crooked angle; the other flashed crazily. Stinky steam poured out of the hood.

"You don't think it's gonna blow up, do you?" Mona asked.

Hanna giggled. This shouldn't have been funny, but it was. "What should we do?"

"We should bolt," Mona said. "We can walk home from here."

Hanna swallowed more giggles. "Oh my God. Sean's gonna shit!"

Then both girls started to laugh. Hiccuping, Hanna turned around on the empty road and spread her arms out. There was something empowering about standing in the middle of an empty four-lane highway. She felt like she owned Rosewood. She also felt like she was spinning, but maybe that was because she was still wasted. She tossed the key ring next to the car. It hit the pavement hard, and the alarm started wailing again.

Hanna quickly bent down and hit the deactivate button. The alarm stopped. "Does it have to be so loud?" she complained.

"Totally." Mona put her sunglasses back on. "Sean's dad should really get that fixed."