Turns out, Beating your Pokemon works better than beating children!

When Ace got back to Raimon City, he saw a bunch of people walking around, looking at everything. He was stunned, he was only gone for a few days, right?

There were people here now?

You know, when he left the Population was 6.

Officer Jenny, Nurse Joy, Him, Elesa, and their kids.

Now there were a bunch of people walking around!

Ace landed in the square and got off Noivern, looking around at everyone. They pointed at him and chatted, Ace blinked and Noivern shrank on his head before Ace walked home.

When he got home, he saw Elesa sitting on the sofa with the two babies, breastfeeding. She looked over happily, "You're back~!" Ace paused and looked at her, "Yeah…" as he looked at the two babies, his face turning jealous.

There's no room for me!

Elesa was stunned and giggled, "You wanna… Taste~?" Ace licked his lips and coughed, looking away, "Huh? No… Me? Yeah right…" Elesa giggled sweetly and said, "Oh no? What a shame… Emily and Kengo are almost finished…"

Ace threw Noivern onto a doggy bed, appearing next to Elesa on the sofa with his hands on his thighs, saying seriously, "Well, if you need help. I guess I have no choice." Elesa laughed and kissed him, leaning on his shoulder, "How was it? Are you okay? Hungry?"

Ace thought about Elesa's cooking… and his face darkened. Good thing her body 'cooked' its own milk, otherwise these two kids wouldn't make it past the breastfeeding stage. You could power a Nuclear reactor with Elesa's cooking…

Last time he pretended to like her food, he felt a tingling sensations under his armpits… He thought he was going to grow two more arms!

Unfortunately, it never happened.

Real Life Machamp plan- Failure.

Ace pulled Elesa into his lap, stroking her back and thighs as he smiled, "It was good. The Pokemon inside are from the Past and Future." Elesa looked interested and Ace pulled her head into his chest, smiling as he gave her the whole story.

Elesa was amazed for a while, laughed for a bit, rubbed his fists a little, and laughed some more. Ace held her like this and kissed her head, "So then, I saw the Time Machine at the bottom and I was like 'Oh wow! I'm not going in there!' and turned away! You know, I have you guys. If this was a third rate book for fourth rate readers, I would've gone to explore and then ended up in the Past or something, then caught all the Pokemon before bringing them all into the present…"

Elesa laughed and nodded, "Good! I don't want you to get lost in the past. I want you to stay with me. Forever." Ace blinked, "And ever?" Elesa nodded, "Ever and ever. Even as a ghost, I'm going to stay with you." Ace was speechless, "Even as a ghost!?" Elesa nodded seriously, "Of course."

Ace gawked at her and she pecked his lips, saying, "By the way, do you have to go again anytime soon…?" Ace looked at her and asked, "Do you want me to stay with you and the kids?" Elesa nodded and sighed, "Yeah… I'm having a bit of a hard time…"

Ace instantly felt anxious and rubbed her back, "Mhm. Mhm. I'll take 3 years off for my baby. How's that?" Elesa froze and looked at him in shock, "Really?!" looking at her face, she looked like she was about to cry!

Ace wiped her tears away, saying gently, "Of course. Don't cry, I already got the 3 years off. All I have to do is train the Paradox Pokemon during these times… I'll be with you for all this time." Elesa kissed him and before separating, she licked his lips.

Ace touched his lips and smirked. Elesa giggled and leaned into his chest, holding the babies.

A bit later

The Babies were put to sleep in their cribs before Elesa pulled Ace into their room.

The next morning

Ace looked energetic as he released a few dozen Paradox Pokemon. There were around 50 of them!

He nodded and blew a whistle, "Don't move around! Otherwise you'll get a beating!" As he held up his fists, glaring at them. The Paradox Pokemon huddled up as the ones that Ace had beaten several times looked at them with disgust.

After all, they've been beaten so many times, they stopped counting…

Ace looked at them and nodded as he pointed at Roaring Moon, Sandy Shocks, Iron Treads, Raging Bolt, and Walking Wake, "Since I beat you guys enough, you're in charge of watching the rest of the newbies."

The 5 were ecstatic!

Yay, we didn't have to get beaten again!

Ace smiled at them, "You'll get trained later." they all froze and started crying… Ace turned back to the others before pacing back and forth, "You're not in the Past of Future anymore. Quite frankly, let me tell you the truth. Going back is impossible. You'll never go back to where you're from. This is your new home. That being said, you animals are still living in the Past!"

He looked at them, "And I don't mean that literally! Yes, I'm looking at you!" Iron Valiant pointed at itself in shock as Ace nodded, continuing, "You all need super rehability training to make you adapt to this new time the fastest. So I am in charge of you all! Any questions?!"

Scream Tail raised her hand, roaring with doubt.

Ace looked at her and his lips twitched, asking seriously, "Do you know what Brain Tumors are?" Scream Tail blinked before shaking her head, Ace shouted angrily, "WELL, I THINK YOU GOT 'EM! CUS I JUST SAID ADAPT TO A NEW TIME! WHAT ON EARTH DO YOU MEAN 'WILL WE BE EATING MORE HUMANS?' ARE YOU STUPID?!"

Scream Tail was nearly blown away from air pressure alone as Ace snorted, "You'll be getting extra." Scream Tail burst into tears as the rest gloated… Ace continued, "Like I was saying. I will be in charge of training you. The direction of this training isn't strength. But adapting to the times. We live in a world where Humans and Pokemon come together to combine strengths. Not a place where you can eat Humans."

He looked at them and smiled, "Would you like to know what happened to the last Pokemon to eat a human?" the Pokemon blinked and Ace grinned, "They were exterminated! Down to the last one."

The Paradox Pokemon sucked in a cold breath of air!

Ace didn't know if that was true, but in his previous life, Humanity nearly made Wolves extinct because they ate some Human kids… Though, you could say we got the last laugh, we domesticated them into dogs! Hahahaha

He nodded at their scared faces, "That's right. And you know, I might beat you guys up, but I really care about you. I don't want you exterminated. Sigh." he even said 'sigh' before sighing.

Some of the Lower IQ Pokemon looked touched while the other ones had their lips twitch…

You said 'sigh' and you still want to fool me? I should have a single digit IQ to believe you, right?

Ace saw that his half-assed attempt at gaining trust didn't work, so he forgot about it, returning to business. He said, "Alright. We'll start training right here. You can't be around a group of people yet, so we're not going to get to that stage for now. Love!"

Elesa walked out, holding the two babies.

Ace said, "Noivern." Noivern flew up, growing and curling around Elesa, who sat down, leaning into his fur, "Thank you~" Noivern licked her face happily and Elesa giggled. 

Ace pointed at his family, "This is…" he looked at the Pokemon before continuing, "My mate and cubs. Understand?" The Pokemon nodded and Ace nodded, dragging Scream Tail over to them.

Ace held Scream Tail in front of Elesa, Emily, and Kengo, saying, "Don't move." Scream Tail was shaking as Elesa held out Kengo, who blinked cutely, waving his hand. Scream Tail started salivating and Ace pulled her as she opened her mouth full of sharp teeth.

He sighed and put her on the ground, before covering his fists in Haki, "This is going to take a long time…" 

BANG! x100000

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This is 1! We have 11 more to go, I was confused yesterday. It was 12 that I owe! So 11 more. I will try to put on an extra 5, we'll see!

By the way, some of you are funny right? 'What's your starter pokemon? No legendaries'

'Oh bro! Put me Poipole!'

'*Writes a bible*'

'Uhhh, how about a shiny permanent mega Rayquaza with all the other Legendary special moves and uhhh As One (Huge Power+Feline Prowess) and then uhh, come to my house and make me dinner!'

LIKE HUH?!

-Prompt: Choose a Starter, it's fun!

-Answer: If I don't get an Arceus, I'm leaving a 1 star review!

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