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Pokémon: Zero

Alright so I died, and then I was reborn. Just fantastic am I right? I mean who wouldn’t wanna die and be reborn in an alternate world filled with a bunch of insane fucks that wanna kill everything and everyone in sight? I sure know I do. ———————————————————— What’s up guys, this is my first ever work so please bear with me as I get the hang of things, and also, please do correct me if you find any errors within my writing as it does help a lot at makes it easier for others to read along as well.

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Chapter 1: Alright dude, what the flip.

Ahh the sweet release of sleep. How wonderful it is. No one barking at you telling you to do your homework, no one scolding you for not doing said homework, and no one being mad that you forgot to submit said homework in the very end.

Truly an euphoric state it is, in which I don't have to give a shit about the world and just sleep all my worries away.

Absolutely nothing can ruin this mome-

*Beep Beep Beep*

*Click*

Much bette-

*Beep Beep Beep*

*Click*

Alright now that that's over with I can go back to-

*Beep Beep Bee-*

*Crash*

Finally, some peace and quiet.

I've always hated alarm clocks and how they constantly beep.

So I eventually adapted to them and eventually became able to sleep through them, but that person screwed things up as usual since she makes a new ringtone every week.

I mean seriously who even needs alarm clocks nowadays when we have phones, though on second thought knowing me I don't wanna "accidentally" break my phone because of an alarm so I guess an alarm clock is better.

Well anyways now that that's over with let's get back to good old slee-

*Slam*

"WAKE THE HELL UP YOU LAZY BASTARD!"

Are you fucking with me right now?

Whatever, maybe she'll go away if I pretend to still be aslee-

"I know you're awake."

That may in fact be true, but you can't do anything about it now can you?

"If you don't get up right now I'll throw your play station out the wind-"

"Ahh~ what a beautiful morning, isn't it oh kind sister of mine, to what do I have the pleasure of seing you this lovely morning?"

"It's 4 in the afternoon you dumbass."

"To what do I have the pleasure of seeing you this lovely afternoon?"

"Honestly you can't do anything right can you? Today is the day we were gonna go help our cousin move, jeez is it that hard to remember a promise you made every once in a while?"

Oh yeah, that was today wasn't it?

I kind of lost track of time last night while playing Pokémon reborn and ended up sleeping at 6 am.

Oh well, at least I got my torchic after suffering through all of the dialogue.

"Oh yeah, I forgot. Don't worry I'll get ready in a few just wait for me in the car, I'll drive.

"Oh sure you can drive when you actually get a drivers license, you're still fifteen so I will be driving. Not like I would let you drive even if you had a license, knowing you, you'd probably go 70 in a school zone you maniac."

Am I really that bad?

"Yes, you are."

Wait a sec how did she-

"Do you really think I wouldn't know what you're thinking right now? I swear ever since mom and dad died you've always been like this."

"Yeah, Yeah let's just get on with it, I'll be out in a few as I said earlier. Just make sure you don't make any trouble."

"As if you should be saying that, you're a magnet for trouble, I mean what are you? An anime protagonist? What you're gonna go and fight the big bad and save the world or something? As if, you would probably be the big bad, anyways I'll wait for you outside."

Finally she's gone now I can go back t-

I saw her peeking back in through the door, her black eyes staring deep into the depths of my soul.

"And if you go back to sleep I will throw it out the window."

The slowly closed the door as it creaked making the vibes that much scarier.

Honestly she needs to get checked for whether or not she's and psychopath cause she does some creepy ass things every once in a while.

Anyways I put my clothes on and comb my hair, I then put my shoes on and go outside.

As I see our car across the street with her waiting in it… menacingly, I walk over to it as she unlocks the door and I get in.

"Alright, you got everything?"

I nod for confirmation.

"Then let's go."

A few minutes passed by on the way to my cousins place when we stopped at a red light.

'Annoying' we would have gotten through if the car in front of use didn't stop last second.

Then as we waited for the lights to turn green I saw something in my peripheral vision that caught my interest.

Though not for a good reason.

It was a truck.

A big ass one at that, headed straight to us at 120km/h.

I barely had time to realize what was happening when it collided with our car and everything went black.

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Darkness.

That's all I saw.

All I felt.

It was kind of scary if I'm being honest. But that doesn't matter right now. No what matters is why it's SO DAMN HOT IN HERE!

I MEAN SERIOUSLY IT FEELS LIKE IM IN AN OVEN WHY DOES IT FEEL LIKE MY FACE IS ABOUT TO MELT OFF!

Where am I you ask?

Well I have my suspicions but in all honesty I have no fucking idea.

I've been here for God knows how long ever since that shit filled truck probably killed my ass.

Good grief. I just wanted to sleep and now I'm probably gonna go insane in here because of zero human interaction and how dark it is.

Hell even if I don't go insane from that the heat will probably make me lose it.

It's so damn quiet here I can practically feel my heartbeat which is the only reason I don't believe this to be the afterlife as why the hell would I need a heart there.

But this place is honestly getting more and more cramped every passing what I believe to be day and it's killing me both physically and emotionally.

I mean seriously it's hot as hell and I don't get any leg room? I don't know where this is bust whatever it is it's getting a 0 star rating from me.

But seriously why does it feel even more cramped all of a sudde-

HOLY SHIT IM GETTING CRUSHED,

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!

I feels like Im gonna die all over again.

It feels like it's slowly taking me me somewhere, which I hope to be somewhere with an ac.

Just then I saw it, light, real fucking light.

It burned my eyes a little but I saw it, shining as if telling me "come here, it's better over here."

And I honestly agree that most places would be better than over here. It was like an light at the end of the tunnel. I could only hope it would bring me somewhere col-

AHHH COLD COLD COLD TOO COLD ITS FUCKING FREEZING OVER HERE!

IT'S BRIGHT AS HELL TOO WHAT IS THIS A DAMN LIGHT SHOW?

TAKE ME BACK! TAKE ME BACK INTO THE HELL HOLE!

"Congratulations miss he's a healthy baby boy!"

Just then I heard the words I had been dreading ever since I got in that hell hole.

I then looked back to see where I came from, though blurry considering I was just FUCKING BORN I could just barely see all the blood and the hole from which I came from.

Alright dude, what the flip.

What’s up guys, Ren Ex here. This is my first fanfic so I hope you’ll be going on this hopefully long journey until the end with me. Please do correct me if you find any errors in my gammer and what noy as I wan’t this fic to be as readable as possible.

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