Adulthood?/How Old Is Mu

As the party went on and Well Hung did his speech and people came and went Mu continued talking to Well Hung's daughter.

Her name is Clit Oris Hung and her and Mu hit it off right away.

As it turns out they both liked the same things like; doing nothing, and long walks on the beach.

It was nearing the end of the party and Clit Oris brought Mu over to a secluded corner in the dining hall to talk.

"I had a great time talking to you Mu and...I was wondering if you would like to go out with me tomorrow around the city," Clit Oris said as she leaned into him.

;)Say No.

"What...why the fuck would I do that I like being around her and it might lead somewhere," Mu thought to the voice.

;)How old is she?

"She's reached adulthood," Mu thought to the voice.

;)That's not a number Mu.

"Well I don't see what it will change but...alright I'll ask her," Mu thought to the voice.

"I would love to do that but I am curious...how old are you today," Mu said to Clit Oris as he wrapped his arms around her.

Clit Oris giggled before saying,"You should know never to ask a woman her age Mu...but since it's you I'll tell you that I'm turning sixteen."

Mu froze before patting Clit Oris on the back and saying," See you tomorrow...friend."

Then Mu turned around and bolted Clit Oris yelled for him to stop but Mu just plunged his ears and kept running.

The only time that he slowed down was to ask for directions to his room but even then he was still speed walking.

When he reached his room he shut the door and the enchanted it with Immovability to make sure nobody came in.

All the while saying," No. No. No. No—"

He started pacing still saying it until he thought of something and asked the voice," How old am I?"

;)Ummm...about a millennium or two.

"Ok good cause if I just did that and I was still sixteen that would suck," Mu thought to the voice sighing.

;)Yea...but do you really age in the abyss?

"Well...Shit!" Mu thought as he tried to fall back onto his bed but missed and hit the floor instead.

Knocking him out.

(A/N Hi... gonna be honest with you I'm just trying to get over 400 words with this so ummm have a good day or night...I don't know.)