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Piotrek did not work by the agency on his own at these banana events. Once, a banana asked him to protect the house and then the advertisement was sent through word of mouth. Once a shit calls him and he speaks back at the entrance and has only problems but she paid well so he agreed to come.

The party was in Żoliborz (Warsaw here). House like 5kk. The father - as it turned out - gave him PLN 500 at the entrance and after work it was supposed to be PLN 1000 more. Guest was a serious wholesaler of animal food xD

The party is in full swing. The kids from gymnastics and licbazy come in clothes that cost as much as a cheap car. Chlejo and palo. The birthday girl was the first to fuck herself, but somehow she even stood on her feet. At one point, someone burnt her dress with a slag. The shit started a row like I'm fucking. She yelled at everyone and then started to fuck random people with her claws. She especially attacked a boy and centrally scratched his face to the point of blood. The boy, pissed off, caught her in half and he did the famous hyc on the floor XD The girl was scared by the demonstration of strength but she was still pissed off like a wasp so she runs up to Piotr, who previously tried to calm her down by talking because he did not want to use direct coercion against the employer's daughter xD And he tears to Piotr that she orders him to fuck this boy. Piotrek ignored her and then he started to fuck him. Well, he grabbed her by the paws, held her and, quite seriously, told her to calm down because there would be a problem. She cried that Piotrek had beaten her (whore indeed), she grabbed the phone and called the police. The police arrive after a dozen or so minutes and ask what is happening. Gówniara points to Piotrek and the boy and says that they beat her up and wanted to rape xD Police before they started investigating whether it was true, he asked them for documents. They look at the boy's school ID, then at him, then at Piotrek and start to apologize as if the president was nasrali on the carpet xD Panne scared that there was a mold for giving false testimony and that she should calm down immediately or they would take her to the orphanage. Then they apologized to the boy and Piotrek 5 more times and they fucked up. Miss, scared, locked herself in the room and did not leave until the end of the party. Piotrek asked the boy what was going on and he said that his old man was high in the police xD

18th Banana Party. There are dozens of people. The birthday boy's father is rich, but the straw is sticking out of his shoes. At midnight, singing 100 years, etc. Suddenly, the father of the BMW Z4 drives up to the house

hehe, you have a daughter, know that I love you and I will not spare a penny for my family, let people know that my family does not drive anything, you have the keys here

Miss rapturous, guests applaud

Papa, can I only take a ride on the street?

and did you drink

just a few glasses

okay, we have strong heads in the family and you have already been to this car school several times, but only to the end of the street and turn your head back

The girl got into the car, fires up, starts with a screech of tires, lets go of the steering wheel in fear, instead of going out into the street, she drives along the sidewalk and bumps into a full whore (as far as it has accelerated during these few meters) into the parked Mercedes SL owned by to my father.

YOU FUCKING IDIOT

Father shouted, he ran to the BMW, pulled the maid out by the hair, fucked the leaf a few times in front of all of them and sent him home, encouraging him to go to the room and not to leave, kicking him in the ass.

She moans over these cars and tells the guests to get the fuck out of the house. Suddenly, he sits down on the sidewalk and tries to catch his breath and clings to his chest. Piotrek shyly asks if everything is fine and if he can call an ambulance or something

How the fuck is good, how the fuck is good? Can't you see what happened here? Give me the vodka

Piotrek brought a bottle from home and it ended up that he was sitting on the pavement with his father until the morning, drinking, and his father told him how in the 90s he went to work in Italy, how he was in the army during communism and how his wife betrayed him

Random banana party in one of the towns near Warsaw.

For anons from outside Warsaw, I explain that in these places there are usually some new rich immigrants and some indigenous people, often pathological at 9,000% (something like in this famous Otwock, but there are no new rich xD there). Socio-economic stratification, as expressed by a Gini coefficient as high as in some Latin American countries, is the cause of numerous class conflicts in which young natives take the redistribution of goods into their own hands by draining the bananas returning from the party and socializing their Aiphones and then theirs. sale and purchase of new sneakers, alcohol and drugs for the funds obtained in this way.

Party in a house as big as the motherfucker himself. Everything is calm until 22-23. Suddenly, a seba-dresik-suchoklates comes to the house and stands on it

street. Piotrek asks him if he came to the party and seba says no, it's cool, only one business has. Some drunk kid comes out of the house, raises to seba, hi (he plays a smart kid like seba-dresik) and seba gives him something and a banana gives him money so you can see that Piotr has just witnessed a purchase and sale transaction, hehe marijuana. When the transaction is over, the banana stands for a while with a tracksuit, talks to him and tries to be cool

well, you know how recently I was buying vodka for a fake ID card, the saleswoman wanted to call the kennel but I fucked up hehe, you need to stick to it

The tracksuit looks with pity, but does not want to spoil the relationship with the client, so he nods and finally asks what the party is and the banana says that his friend is doing and whether the tracksuit wants to stick in vodka to drink.

Piotrek already felt that there would be trouble, so he says that the consent of the host is needed, but the banana flew for the host (at that time the tracksuit "no mordeczko with me, no problems, no calm boy, let me take it easy"). The host comes out fucking like a barn with this marijuana banana and says the tracksuit can stick, no problem.

Piotrek was standing outside so he didn't see what was going on in the house but no one reported any problems to him, so cool. After 1-2 hours, a slightly full tracksuit comes out and wants to go home, but Piotrek noticed that he has something under his jacket. He took the fucking DVD xD from under his jacket and two more phones from his pocket. He tells sebie that he will not call the police but he has to get the fuck out and not show up anymore and seba started threatening derp we will get you with murders, do not show up on the goats xD Piotrek got pissed and twisted his paw and fucked out the gate.

After half an hour, he sees that a group of several people is approaching the street. Feeling that there will be a problem, he quickly called the security guards he knew to come with backup. He ordered the bananas to stay in the house and not to go out, and he himself put the pepper spray from the backpack into his pocket and hid the telescopic truncheon under the bush near the furka.

And the team actually consisted of Seba-Suchoklates and some of his friends. They were not packed, but the murders were so pathological that you can see that they have already gone through many fights and it can be difficult. They start to fuck with Piotrek

What the fucking sucker of our friend that you pushed what

Piotrek stalled until the meals arrived and talked very calmly to them that seba-suchoklates knew why he was asked to leave and nobody here wants problems and nobody wanted to offend them. Patusów, of course, is not convinced and Piotr begins to jostle, kick the fence, etc., fist into the intercom, etc.

Suddenly, Piotrek got one gong, fortunately not too strong, but it was a signal that the conflict was moving from the introductory phase to the proper phase, so Piotr slammed the gate and screamed with gas. The pathology has moved away for a moment, but they immediately pulled their shirts on the murders and storm the fence with the mountain. Piotrek took the truncheon out from under the bush and fucked the first one in the head so that the other flew back to the street and curled up on the ground. The rest were furious like a prick, but she was already afraid to climb the fence, so she started to break down the gate. The gate was already flying hard and it was close, but fortunately at that moment there were three cars with Piotrek's friends. Within a few dozen seconds, the patoles were lying on the ground in pain xD The problem was that this town was probably still inhabited by their friends' dick, with whom they would return if they were allowed to go free, so the security guards took them for two turns to random places several / dozen kilometers away town, they took the sim cards and let them go slowly so that they could get home just for Sunday breakfast with their family, when they calmed down XD

It is not known whether the pathology then made some retaliation on the banana-organizer and his house, but tbw because Piotr finished his work at 4 am xD

We're going on xD

Another party, this time the average age is even lower than usual: 15-19 years. With an emphasis on 15-16.

It was the winter of last year, probably in February, when the frost hit -20 at night. Piotrek was sitting inside, in the hall, checking if the guests were on the list. The youth looted a large barge from the organizer's mother, a serious doctor. After two hours of imperes, the toilets were clogged with vomiting and Piotrek was going to pour outside xD

Some drunk gimbusiara of ~ 16 years old was sticking to everyone and in front of Piotrek she had sex with 3-4 types, and it was probably twice as many as he did not look. Suddenly, one Matthew grabbed her hand and led her upstairs. They returned after half an hour, sat down on the couch, the boy is happy and the drunk miss hugs him and says that she loves him. He got bored of hugging, so he went to drink vodka with his friends. From the room where he went you can hear laughter - apparently boasting about his sexual conquests to colleagues. After some time, another boy comes out of the room where they drank vodka, but dressed in a t-shirt and sweatshirt by Mateosz xD, he sits with a cool face on the sofa where this gimbusiara was napping and starts to touch her. Gimbo wakes up and starts sticking to Mateosz's clothing look-alike and confessing to him again. The look-alike, hardly thinking, grabs her hand and leads to the top of the XDDD

After a few minutes, you hear a scream like from a torture chamber

NOT ON HAIRYYYY FUCKINGAAN NOT ON HAIR

and some trouble. After a minute, a roaring gimbusiar runs down and screams to announce to the world that Matthew has unexpectedly descended on her face and hair, which for some reason has offended her mind and human dignity xD Piotrek is crying with laughter, and gimbusies are too busy trying to calm their friend down for a while wipe it because mateosz2 fired very solidly. The girl, however, fell into some hysteria, threw off her T-shirt, and in only pants and bra, flew outside and rolls in the snow like fucked up. Mateosz's look-alike, when he saw what was fucking away, he quickly gave his clothes back and disappeared in English because he felt trouble coming. Piotrek grabbed a gimbal, brought it home and put the force under a blanket by the radiator because then it was really -20C at night and it was as if he was half-naked for a while and drunk in this snow, and the hospital or the morgue was badly damaged. Gimbusiara whimpers and tears her face at times, her friends console her and she finally calls her father to come for her. Mateosz1 didn't give a fuck and went back to drinking vodka with his friends.

After about half an hour in the door of the station, the completely fucked up father of the gimbusiary and asks Piotrek what the fuck is going on. Piotrek says that her daughter drank a little too much and was hysterical and that it would be best if her father would take her home and talk to her himself. The fucking father is going to the girl

Babyooo, córuniuuu what happened to you

Piotrek thought that the girl would want to hide the shame from her father. He was wrong

IT COMES ON MY HAIRY, ON MY HAIRY HAIR

As it turned out, she inherited her impetuous character from her father, who was shot by a bright dick in a second

WHICH FUCK

MATEOOOOSZ, THE ONE IN THE BLUE SWEATSHIRT

Jeb. A random boy walking by in a green XD XD T-shirt got a gong until he flew to the next room, then the father took his daughter in his arms and left

A friend of the security guard asked Piotrek to stand for him at the goal in the club for one evening because he cannot do that on that day. There was no problem, Piotr stood at the goal in one of the Warsaw clubs specializing in heavy electronic music. There were two other bodyguards with him, including a "shift manager" and a selector in one, so Piotrek was only supposed to help as if there was a bigger row and to control the queue so that there would be no crowding or brothel.

Late at night, when the line has thinned out, a completely drunk homie comes. This club has a fairly liberal policy when it comes to stimulants and if the security catches you in the toilet while taking a dash, it doesn't bother you until you go away. This type, however, was fucked up into space and

it's a miracle that he made it to the club like this. However, the miracle did not repeat itself when trying to communicate with him and it was difficult to get along with him and explain to him that, unfortunately, he will not enter because the party is soon to end. In the end it worked, the guest walked a few meters from the entrance, stood on the sidewalk, chamfered and apparently tried to think of some way to get to the premises, because after about 10 minutes of contorting his face in all possible ways, he turned his back to the security guards and approached them backwards

What the fuck are you doing

I'm leaving

Where are you going out?

Come on inside

It fucked up the security guards to take a few bottles of water from the club for him and give him a pack of slags, but they persuaded him to go out to another club xD