episode 4 part 2

To Candace and Stacy.

"We'll meet back in the entrance in an hour", said Linda.

"Come on, Stacy! We gotta hurry so we could get a spot in li -- yayaya", said Candace.

Candace realized the line's too long.

"I've never sang in front of so many people!" said Candace.

"Uh, Candace?" said Stacy.

Stacy shows her a lot more people in the audience.

"I can't do this", said Candace.

"Oh yes, you can! You're not a quitter; you're a fighter!" said Stacy.

"I am?" Asked Candace.

"Sure you are! You're a lean, mean, singing machine!" said Stacy.

Candace growls and punches the purse as in boxing.

"That's it, yeah! Now, you're looking like a winner!" said Stacy.

Candace looks like a little worn out tiger and drools. Jeremy walks by.

"Hey, Candace", said Jeremy.

Candace fixes her hair.

"And that is what a gorilla looks like when you try to take away its food. Oh! Hi, Jeremy! Are you auditioning too?" said Candace.

"Nah, I came to see this hot new band called PFT. I downloaded their song this morning. It's tight! The hundredth contestant gets to sing onstage with the band!" said Jeremy.

"Really? " Asked Candace.

Candace walks through the entrance and becomes the 100th contestant.

"Hey, looks like that's you", said Jeremy.

"Congratulations! You're the hundredth contestant!" said Phil and pulls Candace away.

Cuts to Candace onstage.

"Ladies and gentlemen, this young lady has the honor of singing onstage with PFT. So now, the band you've been waiting for: Phineas and the Ferb-Tones!" said  Phil.

Phineas and Ferb are revealed.

"Phineas?!" said Candace.

"Candace? You're the hundredth contestant? How serendipitous. This'll be like a brother and sister thing! Now I'm assuming you've heard our hit single. I mean, who hasn't, right? It's a big hit", said Phineas and gives her sheet music.

"So here's the words: don't worry if you get lost. The lyrics are meaningless anyway. I'll point when it's your turn", said Phineas.

Phineas steps forward as Candace stares.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the Ferbettes! I'm Phineas and this is Ferb, and we're gonna sing a song!" said Phineas.

(Song:"Gitchee Gitchee Goo")

"Candace!" said Phineas.

The music abruptly stops. Candace looks at her music before throwing it aside.

"Wait a minute! What are you doing?" said Candace.

"I'm suing you?" said Phineas.

"How'd you get a hit single?!" said Candace.

"Well, it wasn't easy. It took most of the morning and half a dozen phone calls. But if you're willing to put in the work-" said Phineas.

"That's it! I'm gonna tell Mom!" said Candace.

"Okay...tell her what?" said Phineas.

Candace pauses.

"Ooh, I'm just gonna tell", said Candace.

Candace walks offstage; music resumes

"Gitchee Gitchee Goo means that I love you!" singed Phineas and Ferb Ettes.

Cut to Linda in a store.

"Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom,  you've gotta see this!" said Candace.

"Let me guess. Is it unbelieva-" said Linda with disdain, then Candace pushes her.

"WOOAH!" said Linda.

"Come on, come on, come on!" said Candace.

Cuts to backstage.

"Hi, I'm Ben Baxter, Huge-O-Records. Why don't you come by my office in an hour and we can talk about your future", said Ben Baxter.

"Future? Cool. He must be a psychic", said Phineas.

Cut back to Candace and Linda.

"Come on, come on, come on!" said Candace.

They arrive at the stage; she presents a shadow that appears to be Phineas and Ferb's heads.

"See?!  They are onstage!!!" Said Candace.

"Ladies and gentlemen, once again..." said The Announcer, then the spot lights up.

"Marty the Rabbit Boy and His Musical Blender!" said Announcer.

Marty the Rabbit Boy performs.

"Hon, we're getting you an eye exam". said Linda and she pulls Candace away.

"No, no! Wait!" said Candace.

"Perry!" singed a crowd.

"Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc!" said The crowd singed.

"ha, ha, everything is ready!" said Doofenshmirtz.

The doorbell rings.

"Oh, what is it now?" said Doofenshmirtz, then opens the door and saw the disguised Perry.

"Oh, are you new temp? Well, let em just get you up the speed. I know it's bit of mess. I'm just putting the finishing touches of my latest maniacal plan. You see, in a few minutes, I will unleash an unprecedented reign of terror upon the entire..." said Doofenshmirtz and holds a magnifying glass on the eastern coast of U.S.

"...Tri-State Area! And Perry the Platypus will never be the wiser", said Doofenshmirtz.

Perry removes the Groucho glasses.

"Perry the Platypus? You're a temp? Are times that hard?" said Doofenshmirtz.

Candace exits the mall wearing glasses.

"Ugh! I told Mom I don't need glasses!" said Said Candace and takes off the glasses.

"What the --" said Candace.

A PFT bus drives away.

"Uh!, No! No! Wait! Uggggg..." said Candace

Candace stops. She turns around, notices a PFT poster on a building and smiles

"MMMMMOOOOM?!?!" Said Candace.

"Sorry, Perry the Platypus, but you are too late!". said Doofenshmirtz.

Doofenshmirtz pushes a lever that makes the building alive as a robot.

Cut to Linda in a store.

"Ooh!, this one's nice", said Linda, wearing a jacket.

"Mom! Come here! You've gotta see this!" siad Candace.

Candace drags Linda out, setting off the shoplifting alarm.

"Candace! I haven't payed for this yet!" said Linda.

"Hey!" said Guard.

The giant building robot wreaks havoc over the city.

"Ha ha ha! When it comes to havoc, nobody freaks like me!" said Doofenshmirtz.

pery moves a metal cover of a storage.

"Wait, wait, wait, you're not supposed to touch that!" said Doofenshmirtz.

Perry removes a wire.

"Hey, hey, no fair!" said Doofenshmirtz.

The robot almost steps over the building, but turns around.

The PFT bus passes by.

"Wow, what a great painting! How did you get permission for that?" said Isabella.

"Oh, they didn't mind. The building's scheduled for demolition", said Phineas.

A man presses the lever of a dynamite block. The building gets demolished just as Candace drags her mom out.

"Seeeeeeee??!" said Candace.

Linda does not answer. Candace turns and sees no building.

"AAAAHHHH!!" Said Candace.

"Uh, ma'am, you're gonna have to co

me back and pay for that", said the guard.

"Yes, of course, officer", said Linda, flatly.

"AAAAHHHH!!" Said Candace.

"Hey, weren't you Lindana?" said the guard.

"Yes, I was! I can't believe you recognized me", said Linda.

"Well, I was a huge fan", said the guard.He pauses and turns back to serious.

"You still have to pay for the jacket", said the guard.

"I know", said Linda, flatly.

(At Huge-O-Records...)

"Boys, let me start by saying we love your act and we want to be..." said Ben, from inside.

It cuts to the boardroom.

"....in the Phineas and the Ferbtones business. And by the way, aren't you a little young to be pop stars". said Ben and pause.

"...No". said Phineas.

Another pause.

"Well, okay then! We prepared to offer you a very lucrative contract if you'll just sign exclusively with us for your follow-up single". said Ben.

"Follow-up a single?" said Phineas, suddenly angry and rips up the contract under the following.

"Who do you think we are? Some two-bit hacks who will keep writing new songs just because you pay us obscene amounts of cash?! Phineas and Ferb-Tones are strictly a one-hit wonder!" said Phineas.

The bands enters the elevator.

"Good day to you, sir!" said Phineas.

In the elevator, "Gitchee Goo" plays as elevator music.

"Diva tantrum, check". said Phineas.

Phineas pauses, listens to the "Gitchee Gitchee Goo" elevator music.

"Elevator music, check". said Phineas.

Ferb checks off "Elevator music; cut to the boardroom.

"Ah, who needs 'em? We still got this video tape of their performance. We could live CDs, DVDs, podcasts, and we can't digitally recreate their images to make our own sitcom! The Phineas and Ferb Show! We could squeeze twenty years of entertainment out of this one video tape". said Ben.

"That giant robot's coming right at us!" Manager screams.

"Wow, you sure like a lot of pepper. I'm more of a paprika man myself". said Doofenshmirtz, still pouring pepper.

Perry blows over the pepper, Dr. D coughs.

"It will take more than condiments to foil my brilliant plan!" said Doofenshmirtz.

The robot sneezes them out, and they crash through the Huge-O-Records building.

"The tape!" said Ben.

"AAAAHHH!" said Doofenshmirtz.

Perry loosens the tape's film and successfully lands.

"AAAAAAAHHHH!". said Doofenshmirtz and lands on a soft mattress.

"Ooh! What an unbelievable stroke of luck!". said Doofenshmirtz.

The mattress folds in half.

"Oof! I'm okay! I'm still better than the...". said Doofenshmirtz and gets stepped over by the robot.

"Curse you, Perry the Platypus!" said Doofenshmirtz, crushed.

"Oh, there you are, Perry", said Phineas.

Perry chatters; a bus pulls and they get on.

"Come on, guys. We still have one more thing left to do", said Phineas.

Back to Spot and I.

"That was a great lunch", I said.

"Brilliant, so want to listen to phineas and the ferbtones?". said Spot.

"Rhat would be nice, let's go fast", I said, weird stuff started coming out of bag.

"What was that about?" asked Spot.

"I have no idea, that's just creepy". I said, seeing the giant floating head in my bag.

"I don't, how to react to that". said  Spot.

"me either, let's just go", I said.

In Googolplex Mall.

"And the winner of the day's "Next Super American Pop Teen Idol Star" is..." said Phil.

Screen zooms out to reveal.

"Marty the Rabbit Boy and his Musical Blender! Oh, give him a hand! He's going to Hollywood!" said Phil.

Pan to Candace moping on a bench; Jeremy walks over.

"Hey, Candace. What's wrong?" said Jeremy.

"Im better than that guy. Oh, I should've taken blender lessons", said Candace.

"So why did you run off earlier?" said Jeremy.

"My brothers", said Candace, then sighs."They always ruin everything".

"Well, you like to sing, right?" said Jeremy.

"Yeah", said Candace.

"Then you shouldn't let your brothers' fun ruin your good time. You know, if you get a chance to sing, you oughta sing. I gotta go, I'll see you later", said Jeremy and walks away.

Offscreen

"Hey Candace". said phineas.

Shows the stage for the PFT Reunion Concert.

"You're still the hundredth contestant, wanna come up and help us out?" said Phineas.

Candace walks onstage.

At that moment, Spot and I teleport  and  I land by the Ferbettes.

(Song: "Gitchee Gitchee Goo")

Crowd Cheers.

"That was great! I've been thinking of my brothers all wrong! They're not a nuisance. They're my ticket to-" said Candace.

"Thanks, you've been great! This is the latest time we're ever gonna sing that song. We're retiring, good night!" said Phineas.

The band walks offstage; the lights switch off, leaving Candace in the dark.

"The mall is now closed and will reopen at 9:00 A.M. tomorrow. Thank you for shopping with us", said Mall Operator, via loudspeaker.

"That was nice, another great episode, you want to have fun at the Carnival?" I said, wearing white out with pink stripes.

"Well, I've never been to the carnival", said Spot.

"Me either", I said.

"Wait, can you try some cotton candy". said Sciencia.

"Alright, let's go", I said, then teleported to a commercial.