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Part-Time Star, Full-Time Dad

[Warning: HAREM- R-18, Profanity and Emoji's] A reincarnated man becomes Father after waking from his supposed death. After two years of being the rare stay at home dad, his wife leaves him and their daughter for her material goals. With no money, he desperately tries to find a way to feed and clothe his daughter. "I'll just be a streamer" *Ding* _____________________________________________________ Hello, this is my second original novel. I have written up to 5 novels three of which were dropped To be fair two of them were the same novel that had a slight difference. The first novel I wrote had way too many problems to count. The girl on the cover was not done by me nor do I own it either. I found it through google images and edited. If you are the owner please tell me if you'd like it taken down or be credited. The cover will change over time as I either learn digital art or pay some talented artist.

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Party Trick

Holding the teapot by the handle Theodore gave it a light shake which was followed by the echoing sound of a liquid washing around inside.

He waved his free hand over the table and four glass cups appeared. He tipped the teapot over one of the cups which lead to water rushing out from its spout.

He picked up the cup of water and down it with no problem before saying "Ahh that hit the spot. Anyone need a drink"

No one in the crowd took his offer as most of them shook their heads but the boy that said he wanted more magic was eagerly looking at his mom.

"Would you like something to drink" Said Theodore with a warm smile.

The boy nodded shyly while his parents gave him an encouraging tap on the back.

"What's your favourite drink?" Asked Theodore while shaking the teapot.

The boy replied "Chocolate Milk"

Theodore nodded and said "Ah Chocolate Milk can't go wrong with that"

He then poured the teapot over another cup as a rich brown, chocolaty goodness flows gently from the spout.

He passed the glasses to the boy who eagerly raised it to his face before taking a sip.

"Mom, Dad It's Chocolate Milk!" Said The boy to his parents excitedly before going back to drinking

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[DryBread]: Goes well with seeded bread 😋

[WonkyTable]: A little underwhelming compared to the apple tree 🤨

[PushingBucket]: @DryBread No! No, and fuck no, nothing goes well with seeded bread🤨🤬🤮

[EatPuss]: Well it's cool I guess 🤷‍♂️

[OtakuFPS]: @PushingBucket Fuck you! Seeded bread is the shit.🖕💢💢

[420Cali]: It's been a hell long time since I had chocolate milk 🤤

[Sniff-It]: @OtakuFPS I think you mean is shit cus that's what it tastes like. And Fuck You🖕💩

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Theodore chuckled slightly at the seeded bread debate that had somewhat started. He had thoughts. of adding to the conversation but soon forgot about it as the crowd would just be confused.

He recollected his thoughts and poured the teapot again but instead of Chocolate Milk, it was water.

"Truthfully, this is more of a party trick. Kind of just the cherry on the cake. The cake being the Box trick." Said Theodore while giving the cup a quick shake.

He drank the water and looked at the crowd with an inviting smile before asking "Anyone else thirsty?

The crowd just stared at the teapot before a man stepped out and said "I'd like to take up the offer"

The man that stepped out was wearing your typical grey office suite with short ginger hair and a 3 O'clock shave. The man had a sad expression hidden beneath his subconscious business smile.

"Can I pour the teapot? And do you have a bigger glass, say like a pint glass" Asked The man

With a wave of his hand, a pint glass appeared on the table he gently passed the teapot go the man and said "Just say what you want and pour"

The man nodded and said "Give me vodka"

Out from the teapot, a thick steamy liquid streamed down into the pint. A warm chicken smell wafted from the pint causing confusion to quickly spread within the crowd.

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[LordZzzz]: That ain't Vodka 😂😂

[KickAbout]: *Sad Russian noises*

[TightZippy]: My dude looked like he needed the drink

[GamerBod]: 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[BluesMan]: Nah just add ice🤣

[LadyLuck]: Magic Teapot said "No" 🤣🤣

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"Its chicken soup. I don't know what you're going through but a pint of vodka at midday, ain't gonna help. At least this should give you warm feeling" Said Theodore

The man gave a tired sigh before taking a sip. He then looked at Theodore with a grateful smile and said "Thank You"

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[LadyLuck]: 😍🥰🥰🥰

[SmallMuffin]: Dad is so nice😍😘😍😍

[RicherThanYou]: Dad is the best🥰

[Just1Toast]: Love you dude #NoHomo

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"Any more takers," Said, Theodore

"I'll take coke with ice if possible," Said A young blond women

"Red Wine," Said A mid-forty women

"Let's get a Sprite" Said, Teenage boy

"Freshly squeezed lemonade," Said An old man

"Carmel Hot Chocolate, plz," Said Young Brunette women.

"Ap-pOle" Said Rose with her hands making grabbing motion.

Theodore took a mental note of their orders before once again waving his hand again making more cups appeared with two of them being different from the rest.

One of them was a wine glass and the other was a white porcelain teacup.

He gave the teapot a good shake and said "Watch, this is the pinnacle of a party trick"

He quickly began to pour red wine into the wine glass and without any hesitation dragged it to the coffee cup.

The red wine just stopped flowing as a dark hot sweet Caramel Hot Chocolate poured into the cup. He continued to the glass cups and quickly filled them with what was order and passed it to those who asked for it.

For Rose, she got a smaller glass apple juice with a straw and said "Tasty~"

*CLAP. .ClAP. CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP* It's started with one slow clap before the rest wanted to show their appreciation with shouts of praise, whistles and excited clapping.

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[SmallMuffin]: 👌💞

[RicherThanYou]: Perfect Ending

[Sniff-It]: 🥳🤯

[Just1Toast]: So fucking good 🥳🥳

[PushingBucket]: 💯

[XxLost_ScopexX]:🙌👏🙌👏

[LordZzzz]: NOICE!!!!!!!!👌

[NoSocial]: If I could get this many women to drink my "Special" drinks then I wouldn't be alone😏🤫

[TightZippy]: Holy shit I just realized. why its a party trick.🤯 SHOT! SHOT!

[SteamyTurd37]: @NoSocial It concerns me that you call it special.

[LadyLuck]:💦💦💕💕💕

[KickAbout] @NoSocial I'd like to think your joking but this is the Internet, SO like. . .😅

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"Well thanks, everyone but if you wouldn't mind leaving us be now, as my daughter hasn't had lunch," Said Theodore

The crowd quickly disbands with some asking for photos and his stream name. The crowd was gone leaving an old man in a branded black suit with two burly men by at his sides.

"You put on quite the impressive performance young man," Said The Old Man with a pleased smiled.

"Thank you, sir," Said, Theodore before properly sitting Rose down at his side.

"I particularly like your "Silhouettes" performance. I was hoping to know if you can do anything just as impressive for a small event" Said The Old Man

"It would take some time to come up with something just as good" Said Theodore

"Is 4 weeks enough. I wish for you to perform at a small private charity event. I hope your performance would be child-friendly. I'll pay sux grand " Said The Old Man while passing him an invite card

"Can you let me sleep on it?" Said, Theodore

"Of course, I'm George Kennedy Thompson. Here's my private number. I hope to see you there and so does my granddaughter, she's quite the fan" Said George as he passed his business card over.

"I understand thank you," Said, Theodore before watching George walking away with his bodyguard's.

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[Sniff-It]: Yo old man is a Kennedy 🤑

[Just1Toast]: Why not take it??????

[SteamyTurd37]: His name shouts cash 💵

[PushingBucket]: Dad's first gig, Noice!!

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[MrThomson: Donated $5,000: I'll be waiting for your reply]

"Agh," Said Theodore feeling a vast amount of a Master Level Acting information being implanted into his very being.

Theodore took a deep breath before replying "Thank you for donation Mr Thompson. I'll be sure to think about your offer. Well sorry, guys this where we say goodbye after lunch, Rose is gonna have her nap. You can expect me to stream tomorrow, at 5 am"

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[NoSocial]: 5! Bro sleeping hours 😴😴

[SmallMuffin]: Well I'm up 😅

[OtakuFPS]: Why 5 tho🤨

[Sniff-It]: Well just another day

[RicherThanYou]: I can't watch 😭😭😭

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"I'm trying to get back into shape. We can talk while I work out and I even have an announcement to make. Well, it's been good to see you tomorrow. Bye" Said, Theodore before cutting the stream.