That's my secret, and I've never told anyone about it. In other people's eyes, I have the perfect family in addition to a loving relationship with my wife. Only I myself know that I'll plunge into deep despair whenever night falls!
The interviewer went through the roof, the veins on his forehead popping out as Jacob struck a raw nerve.
"Nonsense! You're the one who can't get it up! I've got a wife and a child, and we're a happy family!" he bellowed.
He purposely emphasized having a child as a comeback to prove that Jacob was spouting nonsense.
In response, Jacob snickered. "Even if you have a child, that isn't your biological offspring. You either adopted, or your wife got pregnant from another man because you've been impotent ever since childhood. Furthermore, it's a result of an accident, so you became impotent due to external forces."
Bam!