Meeting gudako/Also a little more at the end

( A/N Why did fucking nobody tell me I posted my god damn draft fuck you guys also my mother found my weed stash while I was at camp so me sad)

After thinking that I waited for an hour right next to Prelati 'ugh how long has it been I think it's been like an hour why does it take so long for my mana pool to fill up to at least 60% oh wait I forgot how big it is

( A/N it's around A+++ almost barely at EX by the way I did this because I needed the system to be helpful in some way so i'm making it so people with systems have at most EX+ mana when they are reincarnated it's just that systems only give them access to it every once in awhile to make them feel like they are actually growing anyway back to the story)

After remembering that I teleport us out and start to mutter ''58% will be enough for now in case that gacha addict wants too you know add me to their collection of pokemon I mean servants at their disposal because who knows they might be able to somehow summon me as well but I learned Reincarnation magecraft so I could just nope myself out of that situation''

After I was done muttering I tried to sense the presence of gudako or their other title the Beast Of Gacha 'hmm they seem to not be that far from here I think I can just do a quick mana burst over to them '

As I exit out of that thought I do that and arrive right next to them

''Hey I-'' and before I could finish my sentence I was blasted away by Mash as soon as I got there ''Stay back master!''as they said that I appeared behind them and said

''You know it's rude to hit someone when they're just trying to talk also you have to be stronger than that to even scratch me i'm pretty strong you know anyway you can call m- before I could finish that sentence I was once again blasted away this time I went threw a mountain or so they thought

''Wow no need to beat up a stuffed bear so much I just made the thing anyway you can call me V I'm a servant for this fucked up thing you call a holy grail war'' as I said that I noticed Mash about to hit me again so I just appeared behind them and paralyzed them

And I said ''Anyway I know who you guys are your Chaldea and I came to inform you that this is not a Lostbelt it's a game of some god as you can see there are a bunch of grails everywhere and all I have to say is that all of them are real''

As I say that a projection of Da Vinci appeared and they asked me ''How do we know that you are telling us the truth and how do you know about us...'' I simply replied with a smile and I said

''Good question Ms or Mr Da Vinci well it's easy to know who you guys are because there is one fact some people forget about us servants we can be summoned anytime because the throne is outside time and space''

As I said that they looked at me with astonishment and I asked them

''You do remember that fact right there is no way you could forget about such a thing right?'' after asking that question Gudako started looking around the forest suddenly interested in the air and started whistling

But Da Vinci just looked at me and said ''I do know that fact and haven't forgotten it is just that servants from the future rarely appear at all and the fact that you said that the grails scattered along the ground are real is very suspicious''

After they told me that I just looked at them and picked up a random grail and I said ''Just watch this then I wish upon the holy grail that Gudako is in anyway incapable of getting an SSR Servant in the next 15 years'' as I said that

Gudako looked at me in horror and said ''You're just joking right there is no way you're being serious right?''

After that statement from Gudako holy light shown from the grail and it was done right after that Gudako got a look of horror on their face and they shouted ''NO NO NO THIS MUST BE A KNIGHTMARE RIGHT!?''

But I just looked at them and said ''Here try it out this is a servant contract from me and I should be a SSR'' after I said that they snatched it from my hand to try and use it but it turned to dust after that they looked like all hope was lost and they fell on the ground

Muttering ''No SSR no SSr why no ca- Ahh no real me no SSR god why have abandoned me'' over and over again after that I just picked up a grail and wished that they could get a SSR again after hearing that

They stood up and they told me with a jojo face ''I have comprehended my reality marble unlimited salt works and for that I thank you'' and I could only think 'What have I done the world is doomed if that reality marble gets unleashed the world might no will end'

But contrary to my thoughts I just looked at them unfazed and said ''Okay but that won't help you get SSR's your luck is so bad it makes Emiya's look like the luckiest being in the world it would not surprise me if you had Z - luck...''

After I said that they fell on their knees crying and said ''I- it- it's tr- true bu- but you di- didn't have to point it out you monster...'' I just looked at them with pity and I said ''You do know some servants can increase their own luck right and if they can increase their own luck what stops you

( A/N Some servants really can increase their luck like abigail who can I say this can not has but can make their own luck EX or EX+ op I no but let's not talk about that instead let's talk about what having F in all stats means for a servant in the nasuverse

STR F means you can lift 5490kg

AGL F means you can run 72,000km

END F means you can endure something coming at 2,825.2928 m/s hitting you

that's all I have to say bye)