"Hey, why do you look as if you’re constipating? Did you eat too much kaolin?"
At Ru Family Inn on the Spirit Creek Town under the Spirit Sword Mountain, the Lady Boss gave such a warm welcome.
The gloomy-faced customer also sensibly replied, "Idiot, out of the way."
The Lady Boss immediately became inexplicably surprised. "Sir, did you just say human words? I don’t understand that at all."
The guest was too lazy to reply to her nonsensical talk, so he just walked straight to the counter and put out nine coins. "Two bowls of wine, a pack of aniseed-flavored beans… plus a bowl of braised pork, a bowl of spicy soup, a tray of steamed dumplings, and…"
"Hey, your money is just nine wen!"
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After that raucous shout and scream, before long, the table was filled with all kinds of dishes. Although most were just simple dishes, with Lady Boss’s culinary skill, all of them were tasty.
"Come on, tell me why your face is so stern like that. It’s like you’ve just been raped by someone."