Battle of the Bizarre Cheeks Part Two

With the sixth round of the Grava Acadamy tournament still going strong, the crowd has become disgusted by seeing Eldrick's powers.

After Unknown punches Eldrick to the other side of the stadium he stands straight.

"This is how it's going to go! I'm going to punch you a few more times! Then you will never put your weird ass on me again!"

"Oh my!"

Eldrick bounces high into the sky.

"What the fuck!"

The first thing Unknown notices when Eldrick goes into the sky is that his buttocks have grown by 3 more inches.

"That was a magnificent punch I tell you!"

Eldrick starts to descend from the sky.

"I'm coming for you Unknown!"

"Stop stretching your words like that!"

Unknown jumps out of the way of Eldrick, who slams on the ground with his buttocks. When he lands on the ground, his buttocks cause him to fly back into the sky.

"Wait, they are bouncy now!"

"Oh my, are you shocked?"

Eldrick starts bouncing all over the battlefield at great speed.

"This disgusting power!"

Unknown starts to use the accelerate technique to barely dodge his onslaught of attacks.

"Don't run too wild sweety! Or I might crush you!"

Unknown once again dodges Eldrick's huge buttock attack.

"I'm tired of dodging this bullshit!

When he bounces back up Unknown hears a familiar sound.

"A fart!"

After Unknown moves out of the way, Eldrick instantly moves above Unknown. Eldrick then slams onto Unknown's back with his enlarged buttocks.

"Ahh!"

"I told you I would crush you!"

Eldrick bounces back up and slams back down on him. Eldrick takes advantage of the situation and continuously slams into Unknown with his buttocks at great speed.

"Ahh!"

"You should just give up already sweety! If you don't soon, you'll die!"

Eldrick slams into Unknown again.

As he spits up blood Unknown starts to think to himself.

"No way I'm getting my ass beat by an ass! Is this really all I have to show after all that training with Kage and Mr.Mink?"

Eldrick once again bounces off of Unknown's back.

"Oops, I'm up too high!"

Unknown takes advantage of Eldrick's mistake and uses the accelerate technique to move out of the way.

"Oh no! My sweety escaped from my ass slam."

Unknown stumbles his way to the left side of the battlefield and lays his back on the wall.

"The power of his attacks is crazy. My back feels like it's been slammed into by millions of trucks."

Unknown looks at all the bruises on his body. He also notices that his right leg is shaking.

"I think something might be broken in it."

As Eldrick's buttocks go back to their normal size, Unknown gets up.

"It seems I was having too much fun sweety. Are you okay?"

"Shut up!"

"Om my!"

"You slam on top of me with your disgusting power, and you have the audacity to ask if I'm okay!"

"Well, I guess you have a point. So let's continue to the end."

Eldrick turns around with his buttocks pointing at Unknown.

"Fart cannon!"

Multiple green gassy balls shoot from Eldrick's butcheeks.

"Damn it, what now?"

Unknown starts moving as fast as he can to avoid Eldrick's attacks. As the balls make contact with something, they explode.

"Explosive fart! Could this guy get any weirder?"

"Not explosive farts sweety! These are my gassy grenades!"

Eldrick's cheeks tighten up and release an even bigger ball of gassy fart.

"I'm getting tired of this shit!"

Unknown barely dodges the huge gassy grenade.

Unknown rolls on the ground and gets up. Eldrick appears behind Unknown and slams his buttocks into the back of his head. With the back of his head bleeding, Unknown stumbles forward.

"My head!"

Unknown falls to his knees while breathing heavily.

"Oh my, how resilient you are, but this is the end sweety, for real.

Eldrick puts his back facing Unknown who is on his knees.

"There's a reason why I wear this suit completely made out of this stretchy spandex. It's so I can use my power gluteus maximus to its fullest potential!"

Eldrick's cheeks spread wide open, and he slams Unknown head in between them with great force.

"Ahhh!"

Eldrick let go of Unknown's head. With his ears ringing at an alarming rate, Unknown hits the ground, and the crowd looks away from the battlefield to avoid seeing the gruesome outcome of Eldrick's attack.

"Oh my, was that too much force? I hope I didn't crack his skull!"

Mr.Brown screams at the top of his lungs. "It seems Unknown might be out for the count!"

Mr.Zane gets out of his special stand.

"It seems the match is over."

In the stands, Kage is recording the fight while laughing out loud.

"Haha! This is hilarious; he won't be able to live this ass whooping down!"

Liz looks over Kage's shoulder while he's recording.

"Aren't you a little worried about your friend?"

"What? Why the hell would I be worried about Unknown?"

"Well, he is your friend, right?"

"Yeah, that's why I'm not worried because Unknown will pull through; he would never lose this early in the tournament. Oh, and there he goes right there!"

On the battlefield, Unknown's body starts to shake all over, and Mr.Zane stops walking.

"Well, it seems the battle isn't over."

As Unknown rises after taking massive damage, Mrs.Doja yells from the teacher stand.

"Would you go down already? Kill him already, Eldrick, or I'm going to kill you!"

On the other side of the teacher's stands, Tota is paying close attention to the battle with his camera.

"Hey, Mr.Mink, it's not looking good for Unknown right now. That power gluteus maximus pretty much has no limits as long as it's within his but's capabilities."

"Yeah, you're right. Unknown is badly injured, especially his back. You can see how bad his stance has become from his injuries. Not only that, a slam that hard on the head must have left some type of damage to the ears."

"So I'm guessing he won't win."

"I never said something like that!"

"???"

"I've had a lot of time to learn about how Unknown fights, and there's always one glaring issue."

"And what could that be?"

"He's too much of a worrywart. Every time he fights, he's always letting millions of thoughts flow into his mind. Which can be pretty good in a team situation. Having someone constantly there to think of how things can go wrong is helpful because it solidifies strategy, which is why he works so well with Kage. Kage shoots down all his worries with his brute force, and he can just fight as a secondary option, but that's not enough. He's constantly thrown into one-on-one situations like this one, and we also can't forget his habit of getting distracted by minor things like how strong the opponent is or how gross the power of the opponent is. If he wants to avoid getting into situations like this, he is going to need to let go of those wandering thoughts and let his instincts take up more of the wheel."

"Instinct?"

"Yeah, it's something we all have, and it's there for a reason. Of course, we can't always rely on it, but Unknown lets his numerous thoughts block out his instincts, which leaves him vulnerable in many situations."

"So is that why Unknown is losing right now?"

"Yes, that is correct, but don't write out Unknown too fast."

"Huh?"

Tota looks down at the battlefield and sees that Unknown has gotten up.

"He's up!"

"Yep, and see that empty look in his eyes. That means our bundle of potential has finally awakened."

On the battlefield, Unknown has gotten up to Eldrick's surprise.

"Oh my! You have so much heart!"

Eldrick's buttocks start to grow once again.

"But it looks like your body is ready to fall over again at any moment! So let me help you out of this tournament for good!"

Eldrick bounces backward towards the right side of the battlefield. He then bounces off the wall and turns around at the same time. Eldrick goes flying at top speeds toward Unknown with his buttocks being his spearhead.

Unknown's mask falls off of his face and falls to the ground.

"I can't believe I let a guy like this best me for this long. Kage is never going to let me live this down."

Unknown's chest starts to glow, and OGI starts to flow into his muscles.

"While using this, I can't move so fast, so thank you for coming straight at me."

"What do you mean sweety?"

Unknown catches the speeding Eldrick by the buttcheek.

"What!"

"You're dead meat weirdo!"

Unknown throws Eldrick over his head and slams him onto the ground.

"Ahhh, my ass! He really grabbed it with no hesitation!"

In the student stands, Kage jumps up in excitement at seeing Unknown's comeback. On the battlefield, Elsrick is struggling to move.

"I need to hurry up and deflate before he finishes me!"

Eldrick's power gluteus maximus has many strengths, but one glaring weakness is that once inflated, it is hard for him to move once knocked out of position.

"Shit! No way I'm about to lose because my ass was too fat!"

Eldrick looks up and sees Unknown in the air.

"How about you taste the charged flex technique!"

Unknown slams his fist onto Eldrick with the charged flex technique applied. Eventually, the dust from the punch clears, and it is revealed to everyone that Eldrick has been defeated.

"Unknown is the winner!" Mr.Brown yells. The crowd goes wild after watching such an amazing battle.

Unknown who is still standing, starts to talk to himself as he limps his way back to the exit of the ring.

"I won? My head is still ringing, and I'm pretty sure one of my ears isn't working anymore. Ouch, can everything stop hurting already? My back is killing me."

Unknown starts to think back to the visions he saw in the battle between Damion. Unknown's vision starts to get blurry.

"Will this amount of power be enough to get my memories back?"

Unknown falls unconscious, and Mr.Zane quickly runs in to catch him. Mr.Zane looks at Unknown closely.

"Someone get Doc right now!"

Unknown gets taken off the battlefield, so David can give him treatment right away. In a hallway leading to the emergency room, Kage and Selena are running toward it.

"Come on Selena we have to check up on Unknown!"

"I know Kage. I am trying to run at a moderate speed."

"Paul!"

Kage stops running after hearing a scream. He looks over to where he heard the scream and sees Paul sitting on a chair, crisscrossed, and Elias, the lower-class student who was watching him during the survival round.

"What's wrong Kage? Why did you stop running?"

"Well, it seems someone is yelling at Paul."

Selena looks at where Kage is looking.

"Oh, that's Elias. I heard he's the ace for the lower classes."

Elias walks up to Paul with an angry expression and grabs him by the collar.

"I will defeat you, Paul!"

Chapter 105 end