The Polite Way to Tell Someone to Fuck Off

After hearing Ruby's demand, Johnathan then leans in and kisses Ruby. Ruby then blushes and they kiss for another 5 seconds before Johnathan then stands up and teleports back to the throne and picks up his papers.

After an hour or so of paperwork, someone bursts through the door looking extremely panicked and starts kneeling.

"Your majesty, the elven princess demands that you make her a set of armor." Johnathan doesn't even look up from his paperwork. He then sends a telepathic message to Ruby.

'What's the polite way to tell a royal brat to fuck off?'

'You're busy doing paperwork.'

'Thank you' He then looks up from his paper and addresses the man.

"Tell her I'm busy doing paperwork, but take this should something happen." He then tosses the man a ring with an invisible eye on it, no reason to make the guy too scared to go.

He bows to Johnathan and he gets back to doing his paperwork, trying to find a way to motivate adventurers to kill goblins and recreating the guild cards so they have a mode to show kill count. This would make stealing from lower rankers worthless, a major issues as of now.

While he starts looking over the suggested solutions he starts talking about them with Ruby. But after 10 minutes or so, a massive aura is released by the waiting area of the castle and Johnathan can see that the princess is trying something.

"Side of the room, now." All the people in the room jump back without question. While he was saying that, Johnathan takes the sword swing the princess had used to slice his butler and has it appear in the throne of the elven king.

He then grabs her by her ponytail and drags her inside another portal using his physical strength causing a loud crash, she then leaps up and finds herself having difficulty moving. Johnathan then puts the papers away and looks down at her.

"I said I was busy, what did that man do to you?"

"I needed to vent my frustrations, that insect should be grateful I wanted to kill him." Johnathan faces changes from indifference to anger. He takes his shard form of his blades before cutting her cheek and then stomping his foot down, forcing her to kneel.

"Listen here dipshit, I don't care what you think of my people, but remember one small detail. This is my land, and they are my people. No one can save you here and no one can afford to offend me. You trying to kill one of my people is not only inexcusable but trying to do it while I'm in the same building? You must be insane, in fact I'm honestly surprised you value life so little and yourself so highly, because you are dogshit in my eyes and so is your race. I'm not afraid of a war, I'll just kill them all myself."

Johnathan then walks up to her and slaps her face, she's clearly humiliated and trying to break free, but she just can't move even an muscle. Johnathan then picks her up and slaps her again before making a portal to the elven throne room and throwing her, making sure to keep his sword.

Johnathan then starts activating the fail safes he added to the sword, unlinking it with the princess. He tosses the sword into his pocket space and heads into the throne room of the elves.

As soon as he enters, he lets loose a good bit of his pressure, shutting everyone up before they start. When the king and queen look at him they send some vines towards him, clearly trying to restrain him.

Johnathan just cuts the vines with his shards and puts his swords into waxing gibbous with the shards still around him and starts talking.

"Why don't we settle this peacefully, I'm sure you guys don't want a genocide." They then look at him while he just stares back seeing them talking telepathically.

"Mind letting me in on the conversation? I'm not a dumbass." They both just look at him for a second the king talks.

"Why did you do this?"

"She walks in demanding me to make her some armor while I'm busy solving my kingdoms problems, and she tries to kill the guy I send to tell her I'm busy." They just look at each other and look back at Johnathan.

"Please return the sword to us, we can understand if you have no desire to but we sincerely apologies for our daughters actions." While saying this they get up and bow their heads.

"My swords aren't going in the hands of racists psychopaths, I will be watching her to see if she can change. If there's none in a month she will never be able to use my swords again, she also can't know about this little agreement." The princess was still unconscious on the floor, so this could be said.

"By the way, if anyone tells her I will kill you and your family while your whole race will never see anything I make again, understand?" After looking everyone in the eyes and exerting more bloodlust while placing eyes all all around the palace, Johnathan leaves.

After his departure, all the elves in the room sigh in relief and a healer goes up to the princess and heals her. All the elves around disperse to relive themselves while the king and queen start talking.

"That was close, I was almost certain he was going to kill us all."

"I knew she was bad, but it seems she really has no discipline. She almost killed us all this time."

"It seems we need to teach them all how to act properly. We should also warn the others, I'm more than certain one of them will try the same stunt again. We should also stop any attempt from the Clovers to cause a rebellion in the human empire."

While they were discussing the ways to stay of Johnathan's radar, the man in question had just made another brain and was lying in bed with Ruby.