Chapter 3

I paused, belt still tied. "God, no. The few Rasha I ever met were dick-swinging balls of testosterone. Though I'd hoped for your sake some of them were also dick-sucking. Like that smexy Brazilian they brought in last year to train you in Capoeira."

He failed to appreciate my eyebrow waggle. "Why do I bother?"

King David had realized pretty early on that even if he rid Israel of demons, there was a reason they were part of every culture's mythology. Demons were an international problem. Since Jerusalem was close to this trade route called the King's Highway, David sent his band far and wide to find all the best specimens of manhood from various races and religions including Muslims, Egyptians, Phoenicians, Celts, and Thracians to fight the good fight. The Brotherhood was formed.

It was kind of cool to see how far-ranging those original bloodlines had traveled into present day. But what wasn't cool was how serious and stressed my brother was, so I smacked my lips, hell-bent on getting a smile. "Mmm. High quality Brazilian meat."

Ari made a sound of disgust and whipped my loofah glove at me. I ducked, laughing, and it sailed into my shower. "What? You don't want a boyfriend? All those butchy men?" I leered at him. "Odds are good there'd be some friends of Dorothy in that crew."

His lips quirked, despite his best efforts to look stern. "I have no time for dating."

"Me neither. But I have a whole bunch of sex instead. Something you, my dear older brother, could use. Regular doing of the nasty might loosen you up."

"I'm loose," he said, tightening his tie.

"Yeah." I shoved him out the door. "A regular whore of Babylon. Now get outta here. I've got to pretty up."

One thing I'd say in my favor, I was not one of those girls who took forever to get ready. I was showered and dressed in something practically Amish in the allotted ten minutes. I twisted my hair into a bun at the nape of my neck, and fresh faced, headed downstairs.

Time for my close up, Mr. Demille. Bowing my head, I shuffled into the living room.

"Forgive me, Rabbi." I prostrated myself like a wedding guest begging the Godfather for a favor. "I was involved in a car accident on my way home," I lied. I stood up again. "It's why I needed a drink. I was so rattled." I infused as much pathos into my voice as possible while blinking up at him. Tricky, since I was four inches taller, but not impossible. "I'm sure you've never had that problem."

Men, whether straight, gay, holy, or otherwise, could be such suckers. The rabbi patted my hand in forgiveness, his touch papery dry. "You need to show more respect, Navela," he said, using the Yiddish diminutive of my name.

I nodded, side-stepping around the wet-yet-once-more-spotlessly-clean former puke site on the white, short-velvet-pile carpet. "You're so right. I should come to schul. Isn't your son the Cantor at Park West Synagogue? Such a beautiful voice when he prays."

A look of abject horror contorted the rabbi's features at the terrifying prospect of me getting my hands on his precious son. Trust me, the guy was a middle-aged balding chub. I had zero designs on his person.

"Start small," Rabbi Abrams said.

While the rabbi had mentored Ari his entire life, having served as a head demon-hunter coach, my contact with him had been limited. In addition to coordinating training and fight instructors, he also taught my brother everything from demon types to creating wards and learning the various aspects of the Brotherhood itself. Ari tended to get pretty vague on those details.

"Shana," the rabbi called out to my mother. "Now that the entire family is here, we can start the ceremony again."

My mother handed him the newly washed chalice. "Of course, Rabbi." Mom watched him shuffle off to prepare something, trailing a faint smell of mothballs in his wake, then, patting her sleek honey-colored bob, stepped past me with a murmured, "Carnage and lies? A busy morning."

Mom was a lot harder to fool. A whip-smart, tenured history professor at the University of British Columbia with an annoying tendency to recall events best forgotten, she was also a best-selling author of, big surprise, a tome on King David.

My dad, Dov, dark-haired like me, was a prof, too. Law. Oy vey. Everything was fact-gathering to build a case with him. Case in point, he walked stiffly into the room, courtesy of his recent back injury, all pleated pants and sweater vest, the usual mug of coffee welded to his hand.

I gagged at the smell.

"What's this about a car accident? Was this in the taxi? Did you get the information from him and the other driver?" His questions were gunfire fast. "You'll need it for the claim."

Shit. I hadn't prepared for questioning.

Ace to the rescue. My brother tugged on Dad's sleeve, leading him to his recliner. "Sit. Rabbi wants to start the ceremony." Out of the corner of his mouth he muttered, "You owe me big time."

I gave him a sheepish grin and sat in the brushed twill armchair at the far end like a good little girl, stuffing my hands under my butt.

Rabbi Abrams motioned for Ari to come stand beside him. While the rabbi was the picture of reverence as he lit the first candle, my brother's hand jiggled madly in his pocket.

I threw him a thumbs up. Ari was going to be great.

The rabbi lit the last of the dozen or so large pillar candles on thick glass bases placed in a circle around the living room. The soulless space with its white carpet, white furniture and, wait for it, black and white brocade wallpaper was softened by their glow.

The ceremony involved a lot of singing prayer or chanting or something in Hebrew. I'd pretty much spent my Hebrew school classes reading Sweet Valley High so I didn't understand it, but I'd been to synagogue enough that the singing and ritualistic gestures were familiar. The rhythms and cadence of the language lulled me, even soothing my grating headache a bit.

The old guy didn't have a bad voice, probably where his son got his talent, and the ceremony itself was kind of lovely. Even my cold, dead heart couldn't fail to be moved by the reverence and history of this ceremony.

All male descendants of King David-or of any hunter-were tracked as potentials. The first ritual, performed when they were a baby, determined if they could be bumped up to initiate-one who carried the Rasha make-up, versus the regular Muggle descendants. It weeded out about 98% of the potentials. If level two status was unlocked, they were labeled initiates and slated for training. Their second and final ceremony, the official induction to the Brotherhood where they became Rasha, happened at age twenty.

There were a couple of reasons for the wait. First off, it took initiates their entire childhood and adolescence to master the training and studying necessary to take on the gig. And, for more practical reasons, they needed to be inducted once they'd physically stopped growing and were in the prime of health for their body to accept the magic powers that this final ceremony would confer on them. After much trial, error, and loss of life, twenty had been hit on as the magic age.

Rabbi Abrams blessed the wine then handed the chalice to Ari. Once my brother had taken a sip, he dipped his finger in the wine and dripped three fat red drops back into the chalice. A reminder of the precious human blood that would be spilled if they lost their fight against evil.

I discreetly waved off some smudgy smoke, suppressing a tiny smile at my mom doing the exact same thing. If it had been up to my parents, they'd have rented a ballroom and invited every person they'd ever known to watch their little boy become a badass mensch. Let's face it, a demon hunter induction had way more bragging rights than a Bar Mitzvah. But alas, the general populace was not to know the Brotherhood existed, so my parents had to keep quiet about Ari's abilities and his big day today.

I'd always wished Ari's induction would happen in a stone cavern with chanting, hooded members, but old David had mandated humility into Demon Club's mission statement. The chosen one was supposed to selflessly devote his life to demon hunting for the greater good, not personal glory. So it was always just a small ceremony with immediate family, if that, performed in the home.

The rabbi wrapped a small handkerchief around Ari's wrist-white to symbolize piety. Yeah, right. Based on the very few Rasha I'd met, it would take more than a hankie to tamp down their enormous arrogance. Try a textile factory's yearly output.

Rabbi Abrams held fast to the other end of the cloth as he lay his free hand on my brother's head. More Hebrew.

I snuck a look at my parents. To their credit, they didn't look disappointed. In fact, seated there, watching the ceremony with rapt looks, they pretty much glowed with delight.

My own chest warmed in tight mushiness and a tear leaked from my eye, streaking its way down my cheek.

Ouch.

I blinked against the sudden stinging. Everything took on a drugged, underwater quality as the room swam around me. I clasped my hands together, pressing them between my knees. Breathing through my nose. Determined not to mess up the ceremony.

Again.

Ari repeated some Hebrew phrases the rabbi gave him. Aww, look at that twin of mine, embracing his destiny. I focused on my excitement to be here with him as he stepped into his future.

Better him than me.

The edges of my vision flickered. The rabbi's voice, harsh and far too loud, scraped over my skin. Clapping my hands over my ears didn't help. My flesh broke out in goosebumps as whispers sounded around me. A million voices, a million Rasha spirits brought together to welcome the newly chosen.

Carpet fibers pricked the soles of my feet as I stood up. The room spun. Sweat dotted my brow, slid between my shoulder blades.

The rabbi had his back to me but Ari glanced over, a flash of concern rippling through his serious expression.

Did I have delayed alcohol poisoning? I pulled at the neck of my shirt, fighting for air. Was that even a thing?

Rabbi Abrams opened a small, intricately carved box, revealing the fat gold ring that would mark Ari as one of the chosen. Gold from the ancient Judaic symbol for divine or celestial light, a holy blessing sought since David's time.

Propelled by a force beyond my control, I opened my hand, reaching for the ring. Every atom inside me screamed out for that band.

"Sheli." Huh? How did I suddenly know the Hebrew word for "mine?"

The ring floated free to hover in mid-air.

Every head in the room whipped my way. Mom tensed, her body straining forward to look at me. Dad's eyes widened, his coffee mug falling to the floor, brown liquid pooling in a sludge.

Ari and Rabbi Abrams gaped, slack-jawed at me.

"Sheli," I repeated, trance-like. My voice was a deep, rich, resonating command. Even though I was freaking out at my total lack of ability to control my actions, I also felt a deep sense of rightness in my gut as I spoke.

That freaked me out more.

The ring launched across the room to fit itself on my right index finger with the mother of all electric shocks.

My hair blew back off my face. I snapped out of the trance, once more in full control of my faculties.

"Fucking hell!" I cursed, shaking out my hand while jumping up and down.

The candles snuffed out, leaving everyone in stunned silence.

Ari was the first to move. He reached over and snapped the ring box in Rabbi Abrams's hand shut with a thud that cracked like gunfire. "It appears you had the wrong twin," he said. He hefted the silver chalice. "L'chaim," he toasted and slugged the whole thing back.