Meeting the boss

After leaving School Kaneki immediately headed towards the Warehouse that both Genta and Jin told about that had scrap metal that Kaneki can use for the suits for the Expedition for the Crown of Urizen.

And Now Their boss has appeared and all Kaneki needs to do is to convince him to give him the scraps.

???: so you want our scrap metal huh? Just so you know you have to convince me to give it to you.

Kaneki: I'm fully aware of that.

???: first of all let me ask you something.

Kaneki: ask away.

???: are you by chance... This girl?!

Kaneki: huh?

The boss showed him a picture of Project Kizuna from 3 years ago and it was showing Kotarou.

Kaneki: Oh god. How did you know?

???: simple, my two best employees over there told me.

Kaneki looked at Genta and Jin with a scary look on his face.

Genta: hehe~ we might've told him when you debuted and Kotarou, Kaneki.

Jin: hehe~ sorry.

Kaneki: sigh~ yup, that's me but not me at the same time.

???: huh? How?

Kaneki: that's my second body, I created her myself.

???: amazing! But if it I you then you how do exactly become her?

Kaneki: I... I just touch her and my consciousness gets transfered to Kotarou.

???: I see, but I have another question.

Kaneki: what is it?

???: doesy it have you know a bottom?

Kaneki looked at him with a disgusted look on his face.

???: I've put that wrong! Sorry. What I meant to say is does that body have any organs in it's lower half?

Kaneki: nope, she doesn't, in fact she doesn't even have a pee hole or a poo hole.

(Author: why would you say that?)

???: I see, so that body is an artificial body that you made for singing and dancing right?

Kaneki: correct.

???: but why didn't you just use your own body? I mean you are a guy and you seem very good at singing and dancing.

Kaneki: well...

Kaneki explained why he didn't used his own body during the online Competition 3 years ago.

???: oh, I see, sorry for asking.

Kaneki: thanks. Oh yeah, I'm qu curious why are you asking these questions?

???: heh! It's simple really, I'M A FAN OF PROJECT KIZUNA!

Kaneki's Thoughts*

(Wow, who would've thought my uncle's boss would be a fan of Project Kizuna)

???: Project Kizuna is the best! Even after the competition they still were very popular! They really are the best!

(Honestly watching this feels embarrassing but yet, it doesn't feel that bad)

Kaneki: I see, so I'm sorry if I disappointed you because you know I'm a guy.

The boss made a very annoyed face then he jumped hitting his head on Kaneki's abdomen.

???: oi, I don't care if Project Kizuna has one guy or is made entirely of guys. I'd still be a fan no matter what.

Kaneki: man, this whole interaction is very confusing. I was expecting a greedy dwarf.

???: what do you think I am?!

Kaneki: sorry.

???: anyways, I'll definitely give you the scraps.

Kaneki: nice tha-

???: but you have to take a picture with me as Kotarou-san first!

Kaneki: ... Just a moment.

Kaneki then left via dark goo.

???: huh? Where did he go?

Genta: we should wait a little boss.

The Dark goo then returned.

Jin: looks like he's back.

Kaneki then emerged from ghe dark goo with another body.

Kaneki: yo, here's Kotarou.

???: WAAAAH! IT REALLY IS!

Kaneki: man he really is a fanboy huh?

Genta & Jin: yup.

Kaneki: alright here we go.

Kaneki then touched Kotarou's head and then his Consciousness got transferred to Kotarou's body.

Thud!

Kaneki's body collapsed and then Kotarou got up.

Kotarou: alright, I'm Kotarou now.

???: great! Let's have a picture now!

Kotarou: I know.

After taking the pictures Kaneki transferred back his from Kotarou to his original body.

Kaneki: man, that was embarrassing.

???: haha! Thanks Kaneki! I appreciate it!

Kaneki: you're welcome.

???: anyways! You can take all the metal over there.

Kaneki: thank you sir. But I'll be right back again.

Kaneki took Kotarou and brought her back to where she originally was.

He then returned back to get the metal.

10 minutes later*

Kaneki: umm thanks boss? I appreciate it.

???: heheh! It's an honor helping out my idol!

Kaneki: ... Thanks. Uncle's I'll be heading home now, these metals will be of great use to me and thanks for telling me about this place.

Genta & Jin: you're welcome!

Kaneki: well, see ya later.

Kaneki then used darkness travel to get into his basement with all the metals.

Kaneki: finally, I'm here, these metals should stay here for the time being. And I should probably start making dinner.

Kaneki went out of his basement to make dinner and then.

Kaneki: I'm home- huh?!

Yuuka: Oh! Hey Kaneki! C'mon sit down, I'll make dinner for the 4 of us.

Kaneki: Huh? 4?

Miku: welcome home Onii-chan.

Natsuki: hey Kaneki!

Kaneki was very surprised seeing them in his house.

Kaneki: What the hell?!

What is Yuuka and Natsuki doing in Kaneki's house? And how did this all happened?