Kuebiko

"Hmm... Let's remove this past life memories option from the list of things we'll be choosing," Jiraiya's younger version said, tilting his head slightly as he looked at the floating screen.

"Wait! Explain to me first who you are and what even is this thing in front of me!" Jiraiya suddenly shouted in a loud and frustrated voice. Everything was happening way too fast for him to catch on.

First, he died, then this younger version of him sent him back to the past, and then he ended up in bed with Tsunade, and now this.

"Sigh... How impatient," Jiraiya's younger version muttered under his breath, folding his arms before starting to explain.

"Okay, let me first start with who I am," he said, beginning to float in the air before continuing. "I am your will and the spirit of the 'Impregnation System.'"

"Impregnation what?" Jiraiya's face turned a little red, filled with confusion as he had no idea what the word 'system' meant in this context. He blinked rapidly, trying to process what he just heard, his mind racing with questions and a hint of embarrassment at the implication.

"Hmm... To put it in simple terms, it's like the Uchiha's Sharingan. It grants you abilities, but in this case, it gives you any form of talent, experience, and so on, which your children will inherit," Jiraiya's younger version explained.

"..."

Hearing this, Jiraiya was even more dumbfounded. It was too much for his mortal mind to comprehend. He stood there, mouth slightly agape, trying to process the information.

"So, let me get this straight... You are my will and the spirit of this Impregnation System, which can grant me any form of talent or experience that my children will inherit?" Jiraiya asked, looking his younger version in the eyes, seeking confirmation.

"Hmm, hmm... Yeah," his younger version replied with a casual expression.

"And you turned back time to save both of us from dying?" Jiraiya asked again, remembering his younger self saying he would send Jiraiya back in time and then talk to him.

"Nah! I can't do something like that. I just found a crack in space and time and teleported us to a parallel world," his younger version replied with a chad-like expression.

"Parallel world? So this world is completely like my previous one? I don't think so since I don't remember fucking Tsunade like this here," Jiraiya questioned, his brow furrowing in confusion. Despite the absurdity, every word his younger version was saying was being easily accepted by his brain, thanks to the Impregnation System's powers.

"Kind of... Many things might be changed in this world," his younger version replied with an even more chad-like face, intentionally making it.

"I see," Jiraiya muttered under his breath.

"Bruh, choose three of the rewards already," his younger self suddenly said in an irritated tone, clearly getting impatient.

"..." Jiraiya remained silent, staring at the floating screen in front of him before asking, "Why did you say to skip this option of getting my child's past life memories?"

"Because it's shit. It's the memory of someone from an era when ninjutsu or any other branch of it wasn't even polished. Jutsus were not that plentiful, and wars back then weren't as big or large-scale, so he can't have good battle experience. Choosing it is stupid," his younger self explained with a casual expression.

As soon as Jiraiya heard this, he went silent again before selecting three things from the list in front of him.

The things he chose were Quasi-God Potential, Nature Manipulation, and True God of Shinobi's Memories.

As soon as he made his choices, Jiraiya suddenly felt a slight change in his body. It wasn't overwhelming, but he noticed it before the information related to his new abilities started to enter his mind automatically.

"T-This is really amazing," Jiraiya exclaimed as the information about his abilities finished integrating into his mind.

"I know," his younger version said with a proud face.

But suddenly Jiraiya asked him something. "What even is your name? Like how am I supposed to call you? Can I call you Jiraiya Jr.?"

"I'd rather die than be called that. I have a name, it's 'Impregnation System,'" his younger version replied, which made Jiraiya burst into laughter.

"I-Impregnation System! Pfftttt," Jiraiya laughed so hard that it made his younger version a little annoyed.

"I have one more name, it's Kuebiko," he added, trying to maintain his composure.

To be honest, Kuebiko had just made this up. He couldn't bear to see Jiraiya laughing at him because of his cool name. Seriously, what was wrong with his name? These were his thoughts at the moment.

"Kuebiko? I see. Will you always stay like this? Like looking like me?" Jiraiya asked again, only to see Kuebiko changing his form to Tsunade.

"I don't have a gender... I am the Impregnation System. I can be anyone—you, this hot blondie, a MILF, mommy, daddy, whatever the fuck I want to be," Kuebiko replied, shifting seamlessly between forms.

{A/N: Bro think he is ben 10}

"..." Jiraiya just looked at Kuebiko with judgmental eyes after hearing his words.

"Don't look at me like that!" Kuebiko yelled at Jiraiya, feeling the legendary pervy sage's judgmental gaze.

"Forget about it. I didn't get the True God of Shinobi's memories," Jiraiya said, stopping his teasing. Although he had received information related to nature manipulation, he still didn't get any of his child's memories.

"Oh! That will be stored in the system's theater. Let me show you," Kuebiko said before flicking her finger and teleporting herself and Jiraiya's consciousness into the system's theater space.

In this space, the memories of his child were being played. As soon as Jiraiya saw it, his eyes widened.

"A-Am I getting killed by these cum-skin ugly ass people in the future?" Jiraiya said, shocked, as he saw some Otsutsukis giving him the Jesus treatment in the future.