Chapter 29 : The Dirty Chakra Paper!!!

Linley wanted to laugh out loud...in other words, start yelling lol lol lol at her... but he was afraid he would eat.... punch, kick, headbutt in return....

Therefore he played a poker face with question marks asking what did she meant by "insert it won't hurt" while in reality, he was laughing in his mind....

Tsunade wa bitting her lips as she tried not to show a blushful face... little did she know that he already knew as she had turned blazing red.... from her words.....

Big sis.... how do I use this?? : Linley

Xmm cough, cough..... keep it in your hand and then move a bit of your chakra inside the paper... : Tsunade

She was trying so goddamn hard to avoid a word that will cause her to blush because of her previous mistake now everything seems like a dirty joke to her....

Ohhh... then I'll insert the tip of my chakra inside the paper... : Linley

Cough cough cough..... the tip, the tip?? does chakra have a tip??

Cough..... yes move a tiny bit of chakra the tip of the amount you have on the surface of the paper.... : Tsunade

Linely was laughing inside his mind... and wasn't planning on stopping any time soon....

He moved his chakra in the paper but nothing happened in it, no changes at all Tsunade was stunned she thought how the hell he doesn't have any affinities at all???

She was watching him every time she had free time practising his Element Jutsu and they were perfect.... that meant he must have had at least 3 of them....

She had also noticed a small boy the same age as him peaking on Linley but she didn't care... as she was in her mind Linley spoke up and made her stagger with what he said...

Big sis... I can't insert it very well and my fingers started hurting..... : Linley

Pfffuuutt cough cough cough.... she chokes on her saliva as she heard these wards and almost fell down from her sitting posture..... but his next words made her blush and almost puked blood.....

Big sis... show me how you insert it with your delicate fingers... : Linley

This freaking brat!!!! he must know about dirty jokes probably from his father!!!! Linley was on the verge of dying in his mind when he managed to say this with an innocent face....

He thought that was enough or else I will really be found out..... unfortunate for him Tsunade steeled herself and went for a dirty joke spree...

Here let big sis show you how you use your fingers.... : Tsunade

The right eyelash of Linley trembled when he heard her and almost broken in laugher.... he then saw her coming closer and took the paper from his hands....

You place the paper between your fingers in the center..... you have to remember it's the center... then after that, you raise a bit of your chakra to your fingers and released it from your pores inside the paper.... : Tsunade

Linley wanted to run!!!!!!! he urgently needed to burst in tears from laughing too hard.... Tsunade, on the other hand, was trying with godlike willpower..... to defy her urges to bury herself in the ground never to be seen again.....

Tsunade gave another to him and waited for reactions from him and it didn't take long enough for him to speak....

Oh!! so that's how you insert your chakra with your fingers..... but big sis, my paper is still Null.... is it because I'm not pretty like my lovely Big Sis??? : Linley

Tsunade rolled her eyes back and almost fainted when she realized that this kid really can't activate the paper... and more than that... that he loves her so much she's pretty in his eyes!!!!!