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Naruto: I Am Not Really Related

As the son of the second generation Hokage Senju Tobirama, and Uchiha Izuna, Haru suddenly had countless complaints in his heart. However, it seemed like there wasn't much of a problem Because Ninja World's strongest connections had been born! The first generation Hokage, who has the title of God Ninja World, is my uncle! The super boss behind the scenes, Uchiha Madara, is my uncle! Princess Tsunade, you have to call me uncle. Alas, this damn seniority! As for me, Senju-Uchiha Haru, I could have been a dandy in Konoha, but in the end, I was forced to unify Ninja World. What should I do? Fortunately, there were golden fingers …. "This place forbids the transformation of the body!" Bang! "Shadow Clone Technique is forbidden here!" Ox - Dog - Dragon... The face of Earth Country elite Jonin, who had been sealed several times, was red, and then a strange smell came from behind his butt... "This place forbids Susanoo!" "Why can only you drive Gundam?" Until a few years later, when the main character's territory was about to cover the entire Ninja World, Black Zetsu finally could not help but ask, "When exactly will Tsukuyomi execute it?" The main character laughed lightly and slapped Black Zetsu with a backhand. At the same time, he also cursed, "I was just saying it casually. Did someone really take it seriously?" Please give this novel 5 stars review and power stone ;) Read a few chapters ahead on readfanfic.com https://w ww.p atreon.c om/RinrinTL Our community on discord: discord. gg /t66agbE

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Biscuit Krueger

Fishing enforcement has some effect, at least on those self-proclaimed "players" who think they've become more assertive with their sharp cards.

But in reality, they're still weaklings in the eyes of Haru.

The only problem is it's easy to kill these people, but how to get the cards you need from them is a question.

Fortunately, Haru likes to 'win people over with virtue.'

Under the threat of death, there will always be those who can't hold on and agree to trade their cards for their life.

Of course, the effectiveness of the movement cards here is outstanding, so much so that if Haru can't subdue his opponent instantly during his fishing enforcement, he gives them a chance to escape using a movement card.

Even he feels somewhat helpless about this.

But just by stealing and robbing, his "Guidance Pocket" has already been filled by nearly half, saving him a lot of effort.

However, when he returned to the magic city of Masadora, almost all "players" started to avoid him, obviously knowing through some means about his deeds and those who died at his hands.

Haru didn't continue to trouble them but went shopping instead.

"Let me see..."

There are many commonly used tool cards and unique spell cards here.

Haru is fond of "Pickpocket" and "Theft" cards, so he bought them directly when he saw them.

Next time, he can just try his luck. Even if he fails, he can successfully anger the opponent.

Even in his view, "Pickpocket" and "Theft" cards naturally have a powerful taunting function.

After all, it is delicious and worth equipping with many sources and complete books!

Very few people would remain indifferent after having their cards stolen.

As for other spell cards, Haru finds them not very useful, focusing instead on purchasing defensive cards, such as "Barrier," "Reflection," "Holy Water," etc.

There is a unique currency on Greed Island, also in the form of cards.

So, he still walked out reluctantly until Haru had spent all the money he had robbed.

He almost couldn't help but rob the place several times!

But the game has been going on for so long, and no one has done this, which shows that it's either impossible or there are traps inside.

Haru is here to relax. Even if he gets upset and wants to turn this place upside down, that would be the last resort.

Leaving Masadora, Haru just picked a direction and went on his way, casually completing a few missions, picking up a few cards, and then coming upon another city.

Ai is the city of love on Greed Island, with pink hearts floating above the city, where every corner has various beautiful encounters.

By all that is holy!

Haru only knew once entering this city!

Even after finding out, he was with a critical mindset, wanting to condemn this indecent behavior, before he firmly decided to stay.

Right, someone originally planning to wander around suddenly forgot about poetry and the distant lands and started to enjoy himself too much.

And because it is the city of encounters, the girls here are very open, longing for that momentary firework.

So, it leads to the current situation where every time a particular scumbag opens his eyes and finds another woman in his bed, he can't bother to pretend to be dumb and dazed anymore.

Even a few times, he got 'tips,' such as a few gem cards that could be sold for money.

Feeling insulted, Haru ultimately decides to purify this place; hence, he's even less prepared to leave.

Even the Greed Island backstage team secretly monitoring his movements is speechless...

...

This day, like usual, Haru was strolling on the street, carefully planning his time, being his own time management master.

Then, before he found today's saving target, he was attacked first. 

And yet, people secretly lurked in the shadows, attacking him with curse spells.

Although he didn't know what card the guy was using, the "Barrier" blocked it, so it probably wasn't compelling.

The "Book" floated in front of Haru, and after being stunned for a while, he was getting more and more used to this 'game' world.

So much so that when encountering an enemy, his first thought was to use psychic powers to kill the opponent.

It was a subconscious summoning of the "Book," choosing cards...

But before he could decide what to use, a lolita girl descended from the sky, knocking the sleazy man who was attacking him unconscious.

"So, is today's encounter a hero saving the beauty? Pfft, sorry, I said it the wrong way around. It's beauty saving the hero."

Haru didn't put away the "Book" but directly used "Peek."

"Biscuit Krueger..."

"So it was you."

A familiar face, a familiar name, Haru also showed a 'familiar' smile.

"Using 'Peek' on a beautiful lady is a very impolite act, you know?"

Seeing her feign innocence, Haru's smile grew even more comprehensive.

"Sorry, little sister, were you hitting on me just now?"

"Don't flatter yourself too much, and I've been looking for this guy for a while now."

Then Haru saw the violent side of this blonde, twin-tailed Lolita girl.

Finally, after draining the opponent, she was satisfied and put her "Book" away.

A pro at robbing, very skilled.

"Hey, do you have any gem cards?"

Although her tone was not polite, Biscuit's heartbeat was swift at that moment.

As someone who likes gems, handsome men, and adult magazines, the fact that she intervened already explained the situation.

Of course, this thief who stole her cards was indeed the target she was looking for.

So now she was playing the role of a tsundere lolita with a not-so-good temper.

But knowing that this seemingly 13-year-old lolita girl was a 57-year-old, two-meter-tall formidable woman, Haru was completely unfazed inside, even thinking about turning around and running away.

So he decisively shook his head: "No!"

"That's a shame, and I have extras of No. 004 'Beautiful Skin Hot Spring,' No. 006 'Wine Spring,' and No. 023 'Impromptu Book' that I could trade..."

Upon hearing this, Haru already had No. 006, 'Wine Spring,' but he didn't have the other two.

After all, he had been staying in this city for a while, not wandering around, so the missions he did and the cards he got were all related to this city.

So he immediately changed his attitude and asked: "What do you want to trade?"

"A specific card I don't have, or a precious gem card."

"Sure, let's find a place."

Both bold and adventurous, they were reassured about being double-crossed by the other, so they returned to the hotel room Haru was staying in.

Looking at the messy battlefield that hadn't been cleaned up yet, Biscuit immediately picked up a pair of stockings, and... her eyes lit up with excitement!

Then, various classic plots from adult magazines flashed through her mind like a carousel. 

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