useless jutusu

After coming home , I slept in the week learning how to do the shadow clone jutsu. It was a lot of theory s I didn't know about since I didn't get access to the ninja library. But after trying it for a week I finally got it.

The jutsu was absolutely trash for tiajutsu users like me. Eveytime my clone tried hitting some thing physically, the amount of opposite force was so big it just disappeared. I was simply too strong.

I tried doing the cheat learning different things with shadow clones, that mas even worse , I got a big ass headache. Maybe only one clone could study while one worked out but more than that the headache was too much. the reason why Naruto could spam it was probably since he was doing same exact task with his clones , he didnt get too much information so he didn't get headaches.

I guess the dreams of having many clones to learn different things is basicly impossible. All these ninjutstu business was bullshit, a true man should use his muscles not this fancy ninjutstu.

After that let down , I began wondering what to do to increase my over all power. I think as of now I'm maybe as strong as that L pain guy, I can't stay this week, that skinny bastard was as strong as me . An idea that came to me was absorbing yang energy. Make I could steal people's or plants vitality to increase my own .

I started again with the basics of a single leaf . I didn't know how to get some thing out of a fresh leaf. Like how do I control chakra. I thought maybe if I could activate their chakra and then forcefully take it with my own chakra might be a way. So I tried stimulating the leaf. It took me a whole month to figure out how to make it release it's energy. The next step would be enclosing my own chakra or yang energy around it and bring it to my self.

This step was not something easy, I could feel it, it would take me a year or two.

I began just incorporating practicing it 3-4 hours a day while I spent the most of the working out , eating ice cream while the unpaid interns work and training Ronnie to be a beast.

For the two red heads, I been making a them help out in the icecream business and learn Fujitsu. I went to the senju compound and basically stole a bunch their fujitsu saying the uzimaki deserve it . If tusunda has a problem with she can come and discuss it.

I needed some money printers , and fujitsu like the best money printing business. with 0 expenses and unpaid interns why would I not start this business.

Some thing that I didn't know what to do with was kakashi eye. I wondered if kakashi would be stronger than canon since there was a lot of talk about how the sharingan made him unable to practice cause it drained chakra. Well we will see how strong he gets. I was wondering if I implant this eye into Naruto would he make it into a ranigan . probably not. I guess for now I will keep it for a decorative piece. I might even show it to Obito once he comes back.

There was one thing I have never gotten since I came to try ninja world, and and that was summuns. I went to kakashi and beat him up again, this time Knowing even the hokage caved in he demonstrated his summoning.

The summoning spell wasn't really all that difficult to copy as it was a simple chakra injection in Fujitsu drawing.

Kakashi told me when you do you summoning jutsu until you have a signed beast you will be transported to a random summon world and can return back by doing the summoning spell again.

When I first attempted the summuns , I went to a world of cats, since I hated cats before a cat could start taping I teleporter my self out. Who the hell wants a cat for a summuns .

AN: what do you guys think of the demonic back absorbing the sharingan?