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Naruto : Chad Uchiha

a story about a fitness enthusiast uchia trying to spread the joys of bodybuilding in a world filled with psycho ninjas. follow the adventures of Arnolad unchia as he aims to lat spread his way across the ninja world spreading the gospel of the muscle god. what to expect: my first novel so don't expect much but I'll try to make it funny, no overpowered system, no harem,no accurate timing, no bs abilities , no being a hero it starts getting good 15+ chapters I do not own Naruto. this is fanfiction.

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Surprise

When I went home, before even reaching my house my mom throw a slipper at me. Sad times, I had a feeling this might happen. I went in and my mom continued being angry at me leaving unnoticed as a 12-year-old boy. What I noticed that surprised me most was my mom was pregnant. 

I asked my mom " wow mom are you pregnant. " she complained how since I might die outside every time I do something she needs to have another child.

After 2 hours of straight complaints I told my mom I got some orphons of war for servents for our family. She asked why add servents when we already had Nona, I told her I couldn't bring my self to the orphons of war all alone, and they would make excellent unpaid victor . She asked to see them tomorrow since they would join our family.

After that I talked to my dad a bit and went to my bed to sleep.

I wondered if I would love my siblings the same way Itachi did. I think it's something in the Uchiha blood that makes them love their sibling. It would be cool to have a brother, I would raise him to be like the tren twins. Two jacked people in the gym.

After dreaming of ice cream, it was time to get my ice cream business started. Next day before going to visit my new unpaid interns , I went to buy all the necessary material for ice cream . For now I would only have vinila or chocolate.

After my mom saw haku, hakus mom and the bone kid . She took pity on them and said you all like family don't let Arnold annoy you.

I don't know why you all keep getting called unpaid interns. We have no unpaid interns as family. Hakus mother began to cry while the two kids were too confused what was happening.

After that I took all of them to one of the shops I bought, I took them in back room and began putting the fujitsu seals khusina made. After that I began explaining to them how Ice cream is made. They where at first confused but after explaining it them q couple of times and few test runs we finally had the most magnificent snack to grace human kind icecream.

During the process it was mainly hakus mom who did most the work , haku him self still lacked the ability to manipulate her keke genki properly.

After making 20 kg of both vinila and chocolate ice cream , I told her to make a prototype freezer to store the freezer. After that I made them go around offering samples of the ice cream out side .

Kimimaro was put in charge of taking in the orders while both haku and his mom go around handing samples.

Mean while I was sitting on my chair with a bucket of ice cream eating 3kg of ice cream. I missed this snack so much.

Didnt take too long before a long line of people where lines up for ice cream.

That day we made 30k , almost everyone who had a sample could not resist the ice cream in the hot summer.

A few people even got brain freeze, I was there to heal them with yang energy. I had to make a sign explained eating to can cause brain freeze , and you need to eat slowly and just let the brain freeze some time to pass.

A lot of people at first where hesitant to buy cause my reputation but having heard of how incredible icecream was and how I'm the only one selling it , they couldn't let go of the temptation.

At the end of the day I let my unpaid interns finally have some ice cream. They all didn't dare to eat it with out my order, proper discipline. They all loved it, I told haku and his mom that they aren't allowed to use their keke genki any where besides the room and they can't eat ice cream too much since it's bad for health .

The day was so lucrative I even gave my unpaid interns some money for them to celebrate. I don't how they would spend it but it's their choice I guess. I didn't doubt haku would spend it to look more femboy.