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Naruto : Chad Uchiha

a story about a fitness enthusiast uchia trying to spread the joys of bodybuilding in a world filled with psycho ninjas. follow the adventures of Arnolad unchia as he aims to lat spread his way across the ninja world spreading the gospel of the muscle god. what to expect: my first novel so don't expect much but I'll try to make it funny, no overpowered system, no harem,no accurate timing, no bs abilities , no being a hero it starts getting good 15+ chapters I do not own Naruto. this is fanfiction.

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Ichiraku

2 months passed like a breeze, with all the workouts and chakra control exercises I had done every day. Since my main focus was building muscle, my chakra control only increased to allow me to hold the leaf on my head for 5 min at a time. A couple of days ago Itachi was born too. everyone in the clan was happy to have a new heir beside me I guess. since I needed to find a way to stop the genocide baby. I thought about spawn camping him or killing him when he was a baby or kid. While I could certainly do it. I don't think that's gonna change much about how the Uchia Clan ended up. The problem is Danzo and that loser Obito might still go after the Uchia clan. While I could certainly kill Obito before he meets with Madra, there was no telling if Madra somehow revives him or just uses another uchia to carry his plans. It was better for me to know the future rather than try to defend against someone I don't know. Also, big plus obito sucks at everything besides his Mangekyō Sharingan (MS). while his ability to be invulnerable was OP, he only had 1 eye; way better than dealing with a ninja who is good at ninjutsu or taijutsu with 2 MS eyes who you don't know. 

while the people in the clan have been mostly nice to me and I don't hate them or anything. I don't know if I could go as far as saving the entire clan when I can just run away with my family. What's stopping me from that plan is Danzo chasing us to the ends of the earth and the consent threat of people coming to abduct the family for experiments since we are the only Uchiha left. Also, I would bet my parents would be sad if their entire clan got smoked overnight. So far most ideas I thought of had some sort of bad consequence. I still have 13 years left to think of a plan. 11 years till Itachi would become somewhat strong. For now, I just try to get jacked and learn a thing or two about chakra.

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when I checked the mirror the next morning I noticed my 6 pack was showing clearly. all the work I did has not gone unnoticed. but I noticed I didn't have much fat around. While that might be good for people trying to get shredded and just have a good-looking body. Its not good for building muscles or growing as a child so I decided it was time for me to get cheat meals once a week. I thought about outside food, while I did get a small allowance that allowed me to eat out every two weeks. I didn't know any restaurants nearby since my mother was a big believer in home food plus we have a maid that cooks. After thinking a bit I thought of maybe learning to hunt for the other two meals by making myself some food from birds or fish. and the 2 other weeks I go around the village trying out different spots and seeing which one I liked. 

After today's training, I decided to try Naruto's favorite Ichiraku, the shop was kinda hard to find since it was still hard for me to read complicated signs or find a small ass place like this. I had to ask for directions several times from the locals. When I came there I saw a somewhat young man working in the back, chopping some vegetables. He had his name on the wall on his certificate, Teuchi. good thing since I didn't remember his name. I called his name and asked for miso ramen. after waiting for 15 and paying I got my bowl. In my last life, I always had the opinion Raman was the most mid food ever let's see what my man Teuchi cooking. After taking the first bite, I was hit with disappointment. Again this was the most mid food ever made. It was like a soup with noodles and bare boon seasoning. Only so much you can do with some beef/meat-based stock, a little vegetables, noodles, and boiled meat. It doesn't have a complex flavor profile, nor does it have the kings of making something delicious; sauces, oil, butter, a blend of seasoning, a massive amount of slat, and spice.

After eating the food I wondered if I should tell Teuchi that I hated his raman, and that he should make better stuff. I decided not to put him on a different path. since in the original Naruto he ended up pretty wealthy and most of the villagers loved his stuff. I can't be that big of a hater. Also, he will have a cute daughter, who knows maybe one day I will ask her for a date. After wasting my money on mid food. I decided to leave and head back home and spend some time with my mom before I exercised. 

After telling her about the experience she said: " I told you outside food ain't good, only in-side food is supreme." I sighed and didn't bother to argue since I didn't know of any good restaurants in this world. after spending some time I left for my workout.