What's with this stupid girl!?

"Um... Who are you?"

"I am Asahi Nakamura! Class 2-A! And I have come to make your life hell, filthy pervert!" The oppai bounced.

"Hold on! Wait a sec! What do you mean pervert! I'm an average male teen who just wants nothing more but to live a peaceful life and strive for gender equality! And what's this grudge against me, huh!? What did I ever do to you!" I shouted, letting out all my steam.

Ok, maybe I am a pervert.

"You have tricked these innocent girls into your harem! And that is unfor-"

"Are you stupid!" I interrupted the oppai, taking Asahi by surprise. "Do you have any idea how much of a pain these girls are! And as I said earlier, I just want a peaceful life!!!"

There was a few minutes of silence before Sakura spoke up:

"Shall we dispose of him, Mistress?"

Sakura's voice was oddly deep and intimidating. She glared daggers at me, while I stood there dumbfounded.

"No... I have a better idea!" The oppai moved, bouncing in all directions as it seemed like Asahi was taking off an eyepatch. "Behold my power! I shall make you my slave and humiliate you in front of the school! Domination!"

Huh? Nothing happened?

"W-what's wrong? Why isn't it working!?" I felt Asahi's glare on me. My own eyes that had not shifted from their position... Of staring at her breasts. "Why aren't you under my control?"

I finally looked up at her. Green. Everything was green. Green eyes, green hair, green lipstick. green eyelashes, green clothes and green nail varnish! Then what was that red light I saw before?

Gripping her eyepatch in her hand, cheeks puffed like a chipmunk, Asahi let out a frustrated yell. Tears brimming her eyes.

Huh?

"Hrrrrr! Hngggh! Why... won't... it... WORK!"

Huuuuuuh!?

"What powers do you have, you... you... monster!" Asahi yelled. "Somehow you're able to take all these beautiful women under your control and now! Now you aren't being affected by my Domination! So so so so unfair! waaaaaaaaaah!"

Are you sure this girl is my age? Her childish demeanour, made her huge round eyes seem larger.

"We shall fight! Fight for ownership of these beautiful girls!" Asahi licked her lips, which didn't look sexy at all-seeing how small and childish she was.

"Prepare to be beaten you impertinent fool!" Sakura, the only one who was moving, said triumphantly as if the battle had been decided.

It looked like there was no way out of this, so I readied myself...