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Chapter sixteen: The ultimate confession. Part two.

"FINALLY!" – talks.

'Cola is the best!' – thoughts.

"Yo! I can talk!" – Yamato.

"Sasuke-kun!/Shut your mouth!" – Demonic/Jutsu.

"Everything that has the beginning has an end, Neo." – If you see something like that down below, then you have finally lost it…

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"Where is Ibiki, Naruto?!" Tsunade asked.

The blond demon shrugged. "Hell if I know… Probably got fucked somewhere on the road of life…"

"Yeah, and very deeply I might add…"

The Hokage was about to snap, but Jiraiya calmed her down, by putting his hand on her shoulder.

"Later." He whispered.

"Fine." Tsunade said quietly. 'Let's see what you got… Naruto.' "Honorable council members, you may begin."

The Hyuga clan head stood up. "Thank you, Hokage-sama." Hinata said with a smirk. 'You will regret this, Naruto! No one refuses me!' She walked onto a podium as well. "Uzumaki Naruto. You are charged for murdering of fellow Konoha shinobi and betraying your village. What can you say in your defense?"

For no visible reason, Naruto turned his head to the left and then upwards.

"FINALLY! NARUTO HAS COME BACK TO KONOHA!" He gave a small chuckle. "Welcome, welcome, welcome! Welcome on the first ever evening with Naruto! Naruto's trial! Naruto feels so good, he feels so nice! Why?! Because he's right here in Konoha!" The ex-jinchuriki exclaimed. "I'll tell you what… The absolute best part of Naruto being right here in Konoha, is that in about an hour and a half, Naruto's gonna LEAVE Konoha!"

Everyone raised an eyebrow…

"Uzumaki-san…" Hinata started. "Please, speak only…"

"Shut your mouth!" Naruto shouted. "Don't you ever… AND NARUTO MEANS EVER! Blame me for betraying this village!" He turned to Hokage's lounge. "Or have you forgotten what I told you, Jiraiya?! This village never had my loyalty to begin with!"

Tsunade's… and many other's eyes widened.

"Oh, don't give me that look! What's so surprising! You treated me like trash… Oh, don't give me that, fatty, yes you did! And then, then you just go and say something like… 'Shut up and be grateful!' You… You really thought I would let it slide?!" He changed his voice. "Naruto! He's so nice! Of course he'll forgive us!" The voice returned to normal. "Is that what you think?!"

Murmurs…

"IT DOESN"T MATTER WHAT YOU PEOPLE THINK!"

Tsunade glared. "Then why you have worked for this village for so much time?!"

Naruto rolled his eyes. "Oh please! How old do you think I am?!"

"Fifteen." Sakura said.

Naruto chuckled. "Uh-uh, wro-ong! I'm seventeen!"

"What?! But that's not possible!" Jiraiya screamed. "You were born on the day of Kyuubi's attack!"

The demon waged his finger. "Wrong again! I was already two years old, when Kyuubi attacked!"

"B-But only a newborn could withstand the sealing!"

"And wrong again! The newborn would have died! It requires a child, but at least two years old… do you get what I'm saying?!"

"That's impossible!"

"Nothing's impossible, you fool! And I'm the living proof of that!" Naruto snapped. "Do you know, that I spent two months in coma after the sealing was complete?! Of course not! You were too busy writing your porn!" Jiraiya looked down. "Nah, can't blame daddy though… he was only a useless fool after all…"

"How dare you speak of Yondaime-sama that way?!" Kakashi shouted. "He was Konoha's greatest hero!"

Naruto raised an eyebrow at that. "Oh really?! And what was so heroic that he did?!"

Kakashi narrowed his eyes. "How about decimating Iwa's entire army with his Hiraishin no jutsu?!"

Naruto shook his head. "Bzzt. Wrong. Hiraishin no jutsu was not created by him…" He smirked. "Isn't it right, Jiraiya?!"

The toad hermit frowned, as Tsunade turned to him with wide eyes.

"Is this true, Jiraiya?!"

The sennin closed his eyes. "It was an accident. I… I tried to create a timeless storage seal, but one time we got attacked and Minato grabbed a kunai from my backpack, which was lying on the ground. Apparently, a seal paper wrapped around this kunai, and when Minato threw it… well, you can guess…"

"But why you never tried to recreate this?!" Orochimaru yelled… only for Naruto to answer.

"Because he was always afraid of time/space techniques! And also because he couldn't understand how it worked himself, haha!"

"You sound like you could!"

The demon smirked. "Of course I could! I'm not as dumb as you! Or haven't you heard my nickname?!"

Kakashi decided to prove his point farther. "Then what can you say about him defeating Kyuubi, huh?!" Many nodded at that… until Naruto started laughing.

"Another wrong answer! He?! Defeated Kyuubi?! Don't make me laugh so much, I'll burst!" He somewhat calmed himself. "You know what? I always wondered why they say that he defeated Kyuubi?!"

Kakashi decided to look smart. "Maybe because he was able to seal such a powerful demon?!"

Naruto shrugged. "Don't shit me, he never did that!"

"What?!"

"I was actually laughing when someone said it was Yondaime's seal… People, it's Shinigami's seal!" The demon shouted. "And he didn't create that technique either…"

"Then who did?!" Tsunade asked.

"I don't know… but it surly wasn't human…"

"What?!"

Naruto tilted his head. "What's so surprising?! Think about it… If a human actually created it, then how in the blue hell did he check if it's working?!"

Everyone's mouth fell agape…

"Exactly. Now, enough about this jabroni. Let's talk about me!" Naruto exclaimed. "Oh, I have much to tell, hmhmhm… believe it!"

"We're not here to hear your story…" Tsunade said.

"That's exactly why you're here!" Naruto shouted back. "Why do you think I insisted on a public trial?!"

Tsunade glared. "No, you won't…"

"Let him speak." Orochimaru interrupted.

The Hokage turned to him with wide eyes. "What are you…?"

"I said, let him speak. I have the feeling, that it will answer all our questions."

"Tch, fine."

"Oh, I thank you, Orochimaru-chan!" Naruto exclaimed. "Yes, I must tell you everything. Not because I want, but because of someone's bad joke… and when I find that someone…"

"Don't get distracted."

'Thank you.' "Now, where should I begin…? Oh yes! How about that time fifteen years ago, when my father, your great Yondaime Hokage, knocked me out with a hard punch to the back of my head…" Everyone's eyes widened. "Yes, he did everything old motherfucker told him…"

"A lie!" Jiraiya screamed. "Sarutobi-sensei would've never…!"

"He did! But later about that. Now where was I? Oh yes! I woke up in a hospital few months later… I don't know how many, it doesn't matter." The demon waved his hand. "Next thing I discover is that daddy's dead, and I'm going to the orphanage. Well, what could I say to that, I went to the orphanage… but never made it! Because as soon as I left Hokage tower my escorting shinobi suddenly vanished in a puff of smoke, and instead of him a mob of good Konoha citizens appeared. That day I received my first beating of a lifetime…"

"Naruto, don't let it get to you!" Sakura screamed. "You're better, than that!"

"I'm worse!" He shouted back. "And you'll learn it soon enough!"

"Please, Naruto…"

"Shut your mouth! Fawn over the last Uchiha or something!" He took a pause. "Now, next year and a half nothing interesting really happened… except me receiving the same kind of beating everyday. I actually tried to end it one time…"

Many people's eyes widened.

"But then something happened… something I never expected. I have found a friend… A first real friend." He frowned. "Misako… she was an orphan like me… that's her necklace..." The demon showed his skull-like necklace. "This also became my first and only birthday gift." He chuckled. "She actually became my world… a person I would give my life for… Hell, I never even wanted to become a shinobi! We both wanted to become florists and grow flowers!"

Everyone listened silently, when Naruto chuckled.

"Ha, ha… no, I'm shitting you. I never wanted that." Then his face became darker. "But I also never thought about killing people either… that is until dear life decided to fuck me up again…" He scowled. "On my fourth birthday, when we were walking, another mob attacked us… I thought they came for me again… How wrong I was…"

Flashback…

"You wanted to show me something, Misako-chan?" Four year old Naruto asked.

"Yep! Look here!" Girl's black eyes suddenly turned to red ones with some commas in them.

"Wow, that's so cool!"

"You bet!" She smiled proudly.

"But what is this?" Naruto asked.

Misako shrugged. "I don't know… Only I see more clearly with it."

Just as she said that, Naruto noticed a group of people…

'Oh no… Please not again!'

"Something's wrong, Naruto-kun?"

Blond boy's eyes showed fear. "Run away, hurry!"

"Wha…"

"Now! Before they…" He shouted, but it was already too late.

"There she is! Get that traitor's daughter!"

Naruto raised an eyebrow. 'She? Aren't they here for me?'

"Well, well… Looks like she befriended a demon boy! What a great opportunity!" One of them said. "What do you say, guys? Shall we send that filthy demon after her?"

'Send?' Naruto thought. 'Send where?'

"No…" Another one said. "Not after, but before!" He grabbed a kunai in one hand, and Naruto's head in the other. "Father fears him, but I don't! I'll make him proud!" With that, the man placed a kunai on Naruto's throat and slit it open in one swift motion.

"Naruto!" Misako screamed, but the boy couldn't answer. The last thing he saw was his first friend's teary red eyes with commas… which slowly turned into some shaped figure…

End flashback…

"Oh my God…" Sakura mumbled.

Naruto chuckled. "Hmhmhm… you think that was the end?!" He shook his finger. "Oh no, that was just the beginning!"

Flashback…

Naruto slowly regained consciousness. "What? Where am I? Misako-chan?!" He shouted, but no one answered… at first.

"Come here, boy." Deep voice boomed somewhere.

Without any other idea Naruto came to that voice.

"Yes, come closer."

After some search, Naruto found himself in front of large gates.

"What is this?" He asked.

"Hmhmhm… Such a puny creature…"

"W-Who said that?!"

Suddenly two burning red eyes appeared.

"I did."

"Who are you?"

"Pathetic child! I am the Great Kyuubi!" Thevoice stated.

Naruto's eyes widened. "What?! B-But they always say that… that…"

"That your Yondaime killed me, right?" Naruto nodded. "Fools! I cannot die! I'm a greater demon! Your useless father just summoned Shinigami-sama to seal me inside you!"

"What? You're in me?!"

"Yes, and soon I'll be free again!"

"Well, I don't mind…"

"Hmhmhm… maybe you will mind when I say, that my freedom means your death…"

"What?! My death!?"

"Yes. When you turn twenty two the seal will disappear, and I'll be free. The only thing that will still be in my way is you. I'll just consume your puny mind and be free! Mmm… you'll make a fine sandwich, hahaha! Farwell, boy! Have a nice life! HAHAHAHAHA!"

Outside of Naruto's mind…

Naruto woke up in a puddle of his own blood…

"What… whe…" The words died in his throat, when he noticed another body lying nearby.

"M-Misako-c-chan?" He still couldn't talk well, because of recently wounded throat."Misako-chan… wake up…" He slowly crawled towards his still friend and touched her arm…

It was cold…

"Oh no… please, Misako-chan!" He started to panic. "Please, open your eyes! Say something!" Naruto shouted, slowly pushing himself off the ground.

Then he turned her on her back… her eyes were wide open, and… she wasn't breathing… only smiling slightly…

Naruto stopped breathing as well… "Gh… gh… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" He screamed as red energy erupted from his body.

Many ninjas appeared immediately, along with the Hokage.

"Oh, shit!" Naruto heard the Hokage say, already losing consciousness again. "Get him to hospital and put some restrains on!"

Konoha hospital…

The blond boy woke up, hearing some voices.

"They actually killed her…"

His eyes widened when he heard that. 'No… NO!'

"But that's not what worries me." Naruto recognized Hokage's voice. "She was Naruto's close friend. He even released some of its chakra!"

'So it's true! Kyuubi really is inside of me!'

"And what do you want me to do?" Unknown voice asked.

Sarutobi sighed. "I want you to completely erase her from his memory."

Naruto's eyes widened even more. 'Erase?! They want to erase her from my life! The old man as well! I WON'T HAVE IT!"

"Shintenshin no jutsu!" He suddenly heard and found himself back in the sewer of his mind…

"There you are!" A blond man said, appearing from shadows. "Come here, I won't hurt you."

'Sure you won't!' Naruto thought and started running in the opposite direction.

"Hey, come back here!" The man shouted, and ran after him.

'Please, let it be the way…'

A few seconds later, Naruto found himself in front of huge gates again.

'Yes, made it!' He turned around. 'I have only one chance at this…'

"End of the line, demon!" The blond man entered the large room. "You have nowhere to run now!"

Naruto narrowed his eyes. 'I don't need to run anymore, you fool!'

"Hmhmhm…" The man chuckled. "Stupid demon. Hokage-sama said only to erase that Uchiha bitch from your memory, but I think I'll just burn your entire mind! You took my beloved wife from me, now it's time to pay!" He shouted, lunging at the four year old boy.

Naruto gritted his teeth. 'Please work!' When his attacker was going for the strike, Naruto quickly sidestepped and pushed him forward as hard as he could.

"What are you…?" The blond man was not allowed to finish his question, because an enormous claw appeared from behind the bars and pulled him inside. The only thing he said from there, were screams.

"Join your wife, you piece of trash!" Naruto shouted.

"Hmhmhm… I'm starting to like you, boy. This was my first meal in four years, and I thank you for it. In return, you may call for my power anytime you want…"

Naruto's eyes widened.

"Haha, but don't get any ideas! When the time comes, I'll still devour you!"

The boy glared. "Point taken…"

Outside world…

Naruto woke up again from sudden screams of "Inobi-san!"

"Naruto! You're awake!" The Hokage exclaimed.

"Hello, old man, something happened?" Naruto asked innocently.

"Yes, we had an… accident. Yamanaka Inobi passed away…"

"Oh my…" Naruto said, trying hard not to smile.

"This does not concern you." The Hokage reassured. "Better tell me, do you know someone named Misako?"

Below the cover, Naruto clenched his fist so hard that some of his muscles actually ripped.

"No, old man, I don't…"

The Hokage sighed. "Good, good… What do you say we go and eat some ramen after the doctor checks you?"

Naruto smiled brightly. "Yay, ramen! Of course, old man!"

Sarutobi smiled and left the room.

'Insolent old fool!' Naruto thought. 'From this day forward, happy smiling face will be my mask. And I will wear it until I'm strong enough to do whatever I want!' He chuckled. 'Now I know the truth. You think you're so smart, demon?! I'll show you smart! I will take your power for myself… and then…' He scowled. 'They have found Misako-chan unworthy… Then I have found all of them unworthy! I'm gonna send all Uchihas after her! Every single one of them! And that's the bottom line, because Naruto said so!'

End flashback…

"What?! You wanted to kill all Uchihas?!" Sasuke shouted. "But this makes no sense! You had plenty of time to kill me!"

Naruto chuckled. "Yep, I had… but there was still your brother, who would've gone into hiding as soon as you're dead. And I wanted to end him among everyone else."

"Why? What did he ever do to you?"

"The thing I hate most! He betrayed me…"

"What?!"

"Later about that… Now let's continue. When I was released from hospital, I knew I must find a way to acquire power as soon as I can."

Sasuke shivered at this.

"Of course, no one allowed demon boy to the library, so I used the only shinobi skill I had on that moment… stealth. Sneaking into the library wasn't so hard… It became hard when I opened my first book though. At first, I couldn't understand a single word, but then it started to become more clearly… that is until I stumbled onto a phrase about three shinobi skills. I knew I had to choose one." The demon shrugged. "The choice, actually, wasn't so hard. My body was too small for taijutsu, and ninjtsu was too flashy. I needed something more silent and effective… like genjutsu…"

"Bullshit!" Kiba screamed. "You never knew one in your entire life!"

Naruto smirked. "Remember my orange jumpsuit?!"

"What about it?!" Kiba spat.

"Fool!" Orochimaru yelled. "That was a genjutsu!"

"W-What?! B-But then…"

"Yep, I had it on me the entire time…" His smirk turned into an evil smile. "I actually should thank you for the idea, Tsunade…"

Hokage's eyes widened. "What? I didn't even know you!"

Naruto nodded. "Sure, but I did know you. One time I found a mention about the legendary sannins…" He chuckled. "To tell the truth, the first phrase about you three pathetic imbeciles made me laugh for hours. It said, I quote: three sannins received that honorable title for losing a three on one battle against Salamander Hanzo… Yeah, a really 'honorable' title. But that's irrelevant. The point is the book contained some information about your skills. You two jabronis…" The demon pointed at Orochimaru and Jiraiya. "…were not so impressive. But you, Tsunade… The world's greatest medic, who can cover her entire appearance through genjutsu… I knew immediately what I had to do. I taught myself a genjutsu technique and walked everyday in the Uchiha district. One year later, when no one noticed me, I knew it was time for action…"

"That's impossible!" Kakashi shouted. "No one could…" He suddenly stopped when Orochimaru raised his hand.

"Stop interrupting him. He has absolutely no reason to lie."

"Oh, don't worry, I can answer that. You see, Kyuubi's chakra could be quite useful…"

Kakashi's eyes widened. "But no one sensed you using it!"

"Oh, that one was not so easy. To draw Kyuubi's energy in such small doses that no one could notice… Actually, that was the only part, which required training. Genjutsu itself was pretty easy to create. I might even go as far as to say that I had a natural talent in that area. But before I could act, I needed an ally… and ally and a place I can escape if I screw up. Using my stealth and genjutsu skills, I found out that Konoha was currently in war with Kumo. 'Excellent' I thought. The problem was, I had no opportunity to contact them. But to my luck, Konoha had a portion of Kumo prisoners in its dungeon. So I just sneak into it, released Kumo prisoners and asked for alliance. Of course they laughed at first, but then I said that I'll deliver anything the Raikage wants from Konoha… guess what that was?!"

Jiraiya's eyes widened. "Kumo always wanted…"

"A Hyuga…" Hinata finished for him with fear in her eyes.

"Exactly!" Naruto exclaimed. "Do you think a simple Kumo jounin could sneak into a mansion full of byakugan users?! Fortunately, my genjutsu could fool Byakugan as well as Sharingan…" He turned to Hinata. "You're right, sunshine; I really was there… not for saving you though…"

"N-No… That c-can not b-be…"

"Yes!" Naruto shouted. "I was the one who wanted to sell you to Kumo!"

Hinata burst into tears.

"You failed though…" Orochimaru added.

The blond demon sighed. "Well, it was not I who failed. I completed my part of the bargain. I kidnapped the Hyuga heiress from their mansion and delivered it to their shinobi… who of course fucked everything up."

Tsunade glared. "You sure have guts to say that!"

Naruto's smile widened. "Oh, but that's not all!" He continued. "The plan failed, but I still needed Kumo's support, so I just went and said: The Hokage is a useless coward, who'll never risk war over one person. So, ask Hiashi's head for retribution."

A few seconds of silence…

"YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" Neji screamed, trying to break Tenten's hold on him.

Yakushi Kabuto, who stood not too far away, raised an eyebrow. 'Is he acting?' He readjusted his glasses. 'I wonder if he knew that…'

"You fucking son of a bitch!" Neji screamed again. "My father died because of you!"

Naruto smirked. "Hey, don't blame me! I never even knew he had a brother. It was old bastard and your useless clan's affair, so my hands are clean… well, almost, haha!"

"I'll kill you for this!" Neji hissed.

"Stand in line!" Naruto shouted back. "I think you'll be 1237th… Anyway, as you know, that plan failed as well, but I said that it were they who fucked up. I did everything right, so now I had their support. It was time to act… but I waited. Because the old bastard decided to fuck my plans this time. Yes, he assigned a… what he called a 'guardian' for me. In reality, the only thing those guardians did was spying on me… Well, of course some of them tragically died, but that fucking assignment caused a two year drawback in my plan. That actually was a good thing. I had an opportunity to test my battle skills against living opponents… that is until Uchiha Itachi was appointed as my 'guardian'…"

Sasuke gasped. "Itachi was…"

"That's where those memories are from…" Orochimaru added.

Naruto nodded. "Yes. My genjutsu could fool Sharingan… but Itachi was a true genius of your clan. One of the only two persons I deemed worthy. It didn't surprise me, when he confronted me. Of course, all previous 'guardians' said that I was just a dumb boy who did nothing but scream about being a Hokage…" He spread his arms. "No one will suspect a stupid child who wants to be a Hokage… But Itachi saw the truth…"

Flashback…

Seven year old Naruto narrowed his eyes…

"I know you're here. Show yourself." He exclaimed.

"You sensed my presence." Itachi appeared out of nothing. "Not bad."

"Who are you?" Naruto asked emotionlessly.

"My name is Uchiha Itachi, and I'm assigned to spy on you."

Naruto smirked and nodded. "Hmhmhm… At least you're honest. I thought you'll call yourself a 'guardian'."

Itachi shook his head. "The orders were clear."

The blond boy tilted his head. "Well, if that's true, then why did you actually show yourself to me?"

Itachi narrowed his eyes. "Because I can see through your disguise."

"Hmm… then why you're not in Hokage's office reporting this?"

"Because I want to know your motives." The Uchiha stated stoically.

"Eh?"

"Your technique is hard to see through, even with my eyes… I think that no one else from my clan will be able to do it."

Naruto smiled. "Thank you… You know what?! You interest me, Uchiha Itachi… interest me enough not to kill you…"

"I see… so it was you after all…"

"Yes, it was. Tell me, what do you think of your clan?"

"They're a bunch of fools, who think too much of themselves because of Sharingan's power…"

Naruto actually clapped at this. "Nice said! Even I couldn't do it better! So I'll tell you what… my goal is to destroy the Uchiha clan."

Itachi's eyes narrowed even more. "Silly thought…" He said, but suddenly the world around him started to shift. "A genjutsu? Not wise…" He made a handseal. "Kai!"

Nothing happened…

"Oh? You think so?" Naruto mocked. "I trained myself hard… especially against your fucking Sharingan. You didn't really think that breaking my genjutsu will be so easy?"

Itachi wanted to lower his arms, but found himself unable to. "You haven't killed me yet though…"

Naruto smirked. "Indeed. I already said that you interest me enough. So I want to make you an offer…"

"I'm listening."

"I want you to join me." Naruto stated.

"What?"

"You heard me. Join my cause and you will be spared."

"What are your intents about the village?"

"Hostile."

"I see… can I think about it?"

The world returned to normal…

"Very well. Don't make me wait for too long…" Naruto said and turned to walk away. "But remember one thing… If you choose to betray me, I will destroy everything you hold dear…"

End flashback…

"Take a guess what he chose?!"

"But I don't understand!" Sasuke exclaimed. "If he hated the clan, why he refused?!"

Naruto smirked. "Simple, Uke-chan, he never had the guts to kill his precious little brother!"

Uchiha's eyes widened.

"Yes, do you want to know the real truth behind the Uchiha massacre?" The demon asked.

"Enough!" Utatane Koharu yelled. "Kill the demon!"

Several ANBU appeared…

"Stand down!" Tsunade commanded.

"What?!" Koharu could not believe her eyes.

"We have the authority to execute him, Tsunade." Homura stated.

"Yes, and I can overrule it, which I did… because I also want to hear this." She said.

"Yeah, me too…" Orochimaru added.

"You finished?!" Naruto asked.

Silence…

"Finally. Your useless ramblings annoy me…"

"Shut up, you demon!" Koharu screamed.

Naruto responded strangely. He laughed. "Stupid old cow! Because I'm a demon I can't shut up! Do you think I'm telling you all of this out of boredom?!"

"Tell me the truth!" Sasuke finally snapped.

Naruto raised his hands apologetically. "Okay, okay geez… Where was I…? Oh yes! Itachi's choice. Well, as you can guess, he went to the Hokage and told him everything. To tell the truth, I was extremely lucky that the old fool was also a coward…"

"Don't you dare saying this about Sarutobi-sensei!" Jiraiya screamed. "He was a great man!"

Naruto nodded. "Sure! He was great… Great liar that is! I can even say one of the greatest in history… Perhaps second only to me…" He chuckled. "Have you ever wondered how he survived for such a long time?! I'll tell you how! He never participated in any major battle!"

Everyone's eyes widened.

"Why so surprised?! You of all people should know that." The demon shifted to a mocking tone. "A genius, who knows all skills and jutsus in Konoha! A man, who was called the professor!" The voice turned to normal. "All lies! He knew only Fire and Earth techniques! And the only one who called him 'the professor' was himself! You know why he loved peace so much?! Because he was fucking afraid of dying! He was afraid, that one day he will have no choice but to fight himself!"

"You have no proof!"

Naruto raised an eyebrow. "Oh really?! How about this? Why didn't he seal Kyuubi himself, huh?!"

"H-He must have some reason!" Jiraiya said.

"Sure he had! And I already told it to you! He was a spineless coward… but that actually was a good thing, because he didn't believe Itachi's words. Of course, he didn't want to believe that I can control Kyuubi's power… but it made him even more careful on my account. And so, because of Itachi's fucking betrayal, I spent next two years evading his fucking crystal ball!" The demon spat. "I was unable to trick it, only to detect. But that was enough. It was time to fulfill my promise…"

"Wait!" Sasuke said. "Itachi was the one who killed the clan!"

"Hmhmhm… Really?! And what were his motives?!"

"To test himself…"

Naruto laughed. "Oh, it's just too much! Wait, let's start from the beginning… Oh hell, there's not very much to tell, except I disguised myself as Madara, paid a visit to your imbecile of a father, said something about restoring Uchiha greatness and… well, that's it. He did the rest himself."

Now Sasuke was confused. "What my father did?"

"Hmhmhm… he wanted to take over Konoha."

Uchiha's eyes widened. "No! He couldn't have!"

Naruto rolled his eyes. "Oh please! Your father was a power hungry simple minded fool… pretty much like yourself."

"My father was never like that! And neither am I!"

The demon laughed. "Haha! Really?! You say you're not what I said, but wasn't it you who wanted to kill your brother for the bigger part of your life, when he was practically innocent?!"

"What?!" Orochimaru shouted. "Everyone knows it was Itachi who destroyed the Uchiha clan!"

"Ahaha! No, no, no! These three old fools…" Naruto pointed at the advisors and Danzou. "…Gave Itachi an order… To kill every Uchiha who participated in their little revolution." He ran a hand through his hair. "What these jabronis didn't know, is that the number of participants was somewhat twenty percents of the entire Uchiha population…"

"WHAT?!" Now even Danzou was surprised. "Then who killed the rest?!"

"HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! I'll give you a hint!" Naruto raised his arms. (Randy Orton like)

"What the hell?!" Tsunade shouted. "You could not destroy the Uchiha clan on your own!"

Naruto raised an eyebrow. "Oh, but I have the ultimate proof!" He coughed a few times. "Foolish little brother… If you want to kill me, hate me, despise me and survive in an unsightly way… Run, run and cling to life…" Then he pulled sunglasses down. "And when you have these eyes, find and kill me."

Sasuke even took a few steps back. "N-No… that cannot be…"

"Haha!" Naruto pulled sunglasses back up. "Your brother was not even there when you arrived!"

"AAAAAHHHHH!" Sasuke screamed. "I'LL KILL YOU!"

The blond demon clapped. "Great! You're after Hyuga!"

Sasuke made handseals for Chidori… but Tsunade stopped him.

"So you're telling me, that you're the one responsible for the Hyuga incident and the Uchiha massacre?!"

Naruto shrugged. "Pretty much…" He suddenly looked up. "Is that enough?!"

Silence…

"Finally!" The demon released his breath. 'Should I also tell them about that?! Oh, this is gonna blow his fucking mind!' "I believe I'm done here…"

"Sure you are!" Tsunade exclaimed. "Uzumaki Naruto! I have found you guilty! The sentence is death!"

Everyone cheered… except for three women, who gasped. But no one heard that…

The Hokage snapped her fingers, and a dozen of ANBU appeared around amused Naruto.

"Any last words?" She asked.

"Yeah, does someone have a cola can?" No one answered. "Oh well…"

Tsunade's eyes narrowed. "Kill him!" She commanded and ANBU squad leaped at the smiling demon…

"Tsk, tsk, tsk… not smart." Yamato appeared in Naruto's hand. "Judgement cut!"

Next second, all attackers were cut to small pieces, and Naruto was from head to toe covered in blood.

"You didn't really think I would go down that easy?!" The ex-jinchuriki asked with a smirk.

Tsunade sighed. "You know, for some tiny moment… yeah, I did…"

The smirk widened. "Too bad, because this is just the beginning!"

...

Aaaand cut! Another cliffhanger… but well, deal with it.

Sincerely yours… If you have an E-cup.

Darthemius.