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My Soul Skills Made Tang San Cry

【Happy, sadistic, invincible article! 】 Zhuge Lan brought the [Emotion Value System] and made a great reputation in Douluo! Because his soul skills are too abstract, he knelt down and cried when he was banned. 100% of the time, he was caught with bare hands: Kneel down, little jerk! Eyes of the Sage: Whoever you stare at will get pregnant and give birth in one hour! Hateful Curse: If you hit me, you will have diarrhea, and if you hit me again, you will have dysmenorrhea! ...... Tang San: Kneel down first when you meet him, and you will have dysmenorrhea if you hit him! Is this person poisonous? ! ! Tang Hao: I punched him to vent my anger for my son, and he had diarrhea so much that he couldn't raise his head for the rest of his life! Zhu Zhuqing: Lan is so handsome, I don't understand why you are afraid? Qian Renxue: You have seen through my female body a long time ago, and you are still arm in arm with me? A certain extra: The Blue Devil is coming, run away! ! ! !

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Chapter 27: The Adorable Contrast of Zhu Zhuqing! Everyone's in Love?

Accept or reject?

Zhu Zhuqing really didn't have a choice.

—She couldn't possibly go back to Dai Mubai, that scumbag, right?

[Emotion Points +19999]

Forget it.

At least Zhuge Lan had been upfront with her and didn't deceive her, unlike that coward.

Zhu Zhuqing made her decision, looking resolutely at Zhuge Lan.

"I can accept that you will have other women in the future," she said, "but if you start acting like Dai Mubai or Ma Hongjun, taking any woman you see…"

"Then don't even think about touching me. I'll find it disgusting."

In other words, she could accept sharing, but only with quality.

Zhuge Lan smiled.

He took Zhu Zhuqing's hands and gently said:

"Of course."

"Although I need to grow my family and can't stay completely faithful…"

"…ordinary women don't even catch my eye."

Zhu Zhuqing nodded silently, her emotions mixed.

Not giving her a chance to overthink, Zhuge Lan pulled her toward his dormitory.

[Emotion Points +11111]

"That's too fast!" Zhu Zhuqing resisted. "I can't just…"

Slap

A hand landed on Zhu Zhuqing's firm rear, causing ripples.

[Emotion Points +12222]

The wonderful sensation made Zhuge Lan's thoughts pause for a moment.

Then, he spoke:

"What are you thinking?"

"I'm not that impatient."

"I just want to teach you the technique of the 'Spiral Nine Shadows,' and it's not safe to do it outside. Let's go inside and I'll teach you in peace."

[Emotion Points +11111]

Zhu Zhuqing: (ω)

Her cheeks flushed slightly, and against her pale skin, she looked like a delicate plum blossom, full of emotion.

Zhuge Lan's heart skipped a beat.

Such a perfect moment—how could he not do something?

So, he leaned in and kissed her lips.

Soft, warm, and tender.

Completely different from her cold exterior.

[Emotion Points +19999]

When their lips parted, Zhuge Lan looked at Zhu Zhuqing, who had buried her head in his chest. He couldn't help but feel that talent truly allowed one to do as they pleased.

"You're shy already?" Zhuge Lan teased. "You were so brave when you confessed earlier."

[Emotion Points +11111]

Zhu Zhuqing raised her head, giving Zhuge Lan a playful glare, before taking a deep breath and calming herself.

She restored her usual cold expression and strode towards the boys' dormitory with her long legs.

It seemed like she could switch her emotions at will.

But in her head…

[Emotion Points +9999]

[Emotion Points +7777]

[Emotion Points +8888]

Zhuge Lan's heart raced as well!

—How could anyone resist the allure of someone who's cold on the outside but warm on the inside?

And now, this amazing girl was his!

Humming a tune, he happily followed Zhu Zhuqing back to his dormitory.

Time for some fun~

Zhu Zhuqing had remarkable talent and was extremely diligent.

In just one night, she memorized the technique for the "Spiral Nine Shadows" and started practicing it.

To speed up her progress, Zhuge Lan personally guided her, helping her apply every muscle.

The results were quick.

Well…

In terms of their relationship.

It would still take some time for her to truly master the technique.

As the night drew to a close, Zhu Zhuqing declined Zhuge Lan's offer to stay and fled the dormitory.

No way!

He was already getting hands-on with her training. If she stayed the night, he'd devour her completely, leaving nothing but bones!

She left a frustrated Zhuge Lan behind, staring at the empty doorway.

—Having such a well-endowed girlfriend sure made it easy to get fired up!

But they'd only known each other for two days; it wouldn't be good to move too quickly.

Besides…

The ambiguity before they physically came together was something to savor as well.

So…

'I'll store up my anger and release it all at once when the time comes!'

'System, I'm going to sleep!'

[Consumes 1 Emotion Point. Host has fallen asleep!]

The next day.

Awakened by the system's "wake-up service," Zhuge Lan sprang out of bed, locking eyes with Zhu Zhuqing, who was standing by his bed.

"Morning, Lan," Zhu Zhuqing sniffed the air. "Why does it smell like fish?"

Fishy smell?

"I have no idea."

Zhuge Lan answered casually, getting out of bed to wash up.

After washing, Zhu Zhuqing stood with her back to the door, showing off her graceful figure.

Zhuge Lan's heart stirred.

He hugged her from behind, burying his head in her pale neck, breathing in the faint scent of a young girl.

He could feel Zhu Zhuqing tense up!

But she didn't resist, her heart pounding.

[Emotion Points +1999]

As Zhuge Lan enjoyed the moment, a brilliant idea struck him!

An incredibly mischievous plan, one that would earn at least 100,000 Emotion Points!

But…

It was a bit too offensive to use recklessly—it was a one-time deal.

'I'll execute it right before I leave Soto City!'

'Hehehe—'

Zhuge Lan hugged Zhu Zhuqing even tighter.

She was his lucky star!

A few minutes later.

Zhu Zhuqing's Emotion Points had dropped to the triple digits.

Her tense body gradually relaxed.

She was ready for "further action."

But Zhuge Lan didn't push it, taking her hand and heading to the cafeteria instead.

This made Zhu Zhuqing secretly breathe a sigh of relief.

It was both a maiden's shyness and a matter of pride.

If Zhuge Lan had rushed things as soon as they confirmed their relationship, Zhu Zhuqing wouldn't have been sure what his intentions were.

Was it her alluring figure?

A desire to pass on his family line?

Or was he just playing around?

But Zhuge Lan's restraint made her feel respected.

And reassured her of his sincerity.

This made Zhu Zhuqing very happy.

[Emotion Points +11111]

Huh?

Seeing the sudden surge in Emotion Points, Zhuge Lan was puzzled.

So, he asked casually, "What are you thinking about?"

Zhu Zhuqing, not one to be shy, shared her thoughts directly.

Zhuge Lan was both amused and exasperated.

He hadn't taken things further because the setting wasn't right.

—There were people in the nearby dorms, with Emotion Points surging.

He wasn't into being watched.

Unexpectedly, Zhu Zhuqing had overthought things, convincing herself in the process.

No wonder they called it the "Land of Romance." Everyone had a romantic mindset.

"Lan," Zhu Zhuqing said bluntly, "I went back and practiced last night, but there are a few things I don't understand…"

She fired off a series of questions.

Luckily, the system's ability came with "training memory," and Zhuge Lan answered smoothly.

This earned him another 10,000 Emotion Points and a look of admiration from Zhu Zhuqing.

His vanity was thoroughly satisfied.

When they reached the cafeteria, they found soul beast meat available, but each person was only allowed one serving.

So typical of Flender's stinginess.

As they were eating, a surprising figure appeared at the cafeteria entrance.

Zhu Zhuqing noticed and waved.

"Rongrong, come sit with us."

Ning Rongrong visibly relaxed and waved back with a smile.

"I'll grab food first, be right there."

Zhuge Lan: [_?]

Since when were those two so close?

Zhu Zhuqing had expected this, and explained softly.

Zhuge Lan was stunned!

Because…

It was simply unbelievable!

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