Lewd System
[Tsk keep your voice down you are so annoying ]
"I said who are you,?" Kelan said while still panicking.
[My name is MYSTRO ]
"MYSTRO or you mean the pendant, but why did the pendant disappear?"
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"Hey, system I am talking to you!!"
[Aiii stop disturbing my nap boy! ]
"Do systems even take a nap?" kelan said as he gritted his teeth.
[Hmmm, yah brains fluids looks tasty ]
Kelan started to tremble, his legs collapsed like tofu.
"Are you some kind of parasite or something? and why does my brain look tasty?"
Kelan replied while still panicking.
[Tsk... You are no fun. I am you and you are me, thus I can't eat yah brain boya, I was just kidding ] mystro clicked his tongue.
And Kelan sighed with relief.
[I will guide you to the greatest pinnacle with the help of the system as long as you continue to level up. OK back to business dick head, you can check your stats, kill beasts and humans for EXP.
There is also a shop where you can buy a few weapons and skills but it's still locked for now. All you have to do is think about it and If you want to use your powers to the utmost, you have to become stronger. I am afraid that if you merge with me now with your pathetic weak body you will explode. I can also give you missions, failure equals punishment. you can check your stats now ]
"OK I understand, stats, " Kelan muttered.
[Name:kelan]
[Race:Human]
[LEVEL:1]
[STATS]
[AGI:5]
[SRT:5]
[STA:6]
[CHARM:0]
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[Tsk you are so ugly! charm 0]
[Daily mission:50 push-ups and 2 liters of water daily ]
[Reward:50 xp]
Kelan had a huge grin on his face that was twitching from ear to ear.
"Haha haha hahaha, yes I finally have a chance to become stronger"
[You also have the inspect function in the menu]
"Now I will have the opportunity to enter the military academy in Lucia." kelan thought.
The next morning Kelan completed his daily mission, he was sweating buckets and his body was extremely weak due to the workout.
[Daily mission completed host has been granted 2 stats points and 50 EXP]
[Race:Human]
[Name:kelan]
[Level:1]
[50/500xp]
[AgIity:5]
[Strength:5]
[Stamina:6]
[Energy:10/10]
[HP:10/10]
[Charm:0]
[2 stats point free ]
[Hey dick head I see that you have completed your daily mission, why don't we have some fun, there is a saying that says: All work no play makes Jack a dull boy] Mystro said with a grin on his face.
"Please can you stop calling me a dick head?"
[Tsk... you are ugly like your dad, you need to eat some food and gain some weight, what about the Ry you killed? You can sell it and buy some food because you will have to eat a double portion of what you usually consume and 1kg of meat per day. How do you expect a symbiote like me to starve?. I would feast on your intestines if I am hungry] Mystro mumbled.
Huh!!
Kelan was dumbfounded,
"Why do you have to be so inconsiderate, you bastard parasite?" Kelan cursed and pulled his hair in frustration.
[New mission: spank Ana's butt]
[Reward:100xp]
"Yoooouuuuuu bastard parasite I will fucking kill you.".....
[Failure to complete the mission: -50xp]
[Gagagaga ] mystro laughed evilly.
Kelan slammed the door of his room and went to the kitchen to look for Ana.
Ana was busy making breakfast and when she saw Kelan entering the kitchen, she said
"Kelan, how are your injuries?"
"They are completely healed mom, and mom I am sorry for bothering you yesterday" Kelan apologized.
"Awwwnnn it ok darling me and your father had forgiven you wholeheartedly",
"Thank you, mum,"
"You are welcomed."
[Hey dick head spank the bitch butt]
"No way I would do that mission, you bastard"
[Failure to complete the mission: -2000xp]
"You f***ing bastard, you want to subtract my future EXP"
"Mom please don't be mad please don't be mad." Kelan gritted his teeth as he mumbled.
TWAAKK!!!!
"Ahhnnnn, w-whhaaat! KELAN what have you done?" Ana muttered as she rubbed the spot where Kelan spanked her.
"You have the guts to spank mommy's butts huh?" Ana said while fuming with anger and staring daggers at kelan.