It's so dark, where am I *Light Tick*
(Mysterious Person) You're awake, Can you talk, they said that they did a lot to fix your body, so you should be able to do a lot of what you weren't able to do before, modern technology is amazing isn't it?
(Akuma) *Coughs* Uh-h-uh Wh-o ar--e y-uo
(MP) Oh, sorry my name is Nippon, I was sent by the Hunters agency, and I'm here to evaluate you and see if you are a criminal or not.
(Akuma) O--k
(Nippon) Here it's a tablet, you should be able to type what you want to say, and it'll make it easier.
(Akuma) *Shakes head up and down*
(Nippon) alright, first thing, let's see what rank you are, Put your hand on this stone tablet, your board will be hidden unless you want to show it.
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F-Rank
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(Nippon) F-Rank, well that makes things harder. well since you had no information on you and had no membership badge at the agency. we couldn't find out who you are.
I had no System before so I couldn't get a membership badge, and all my information was wiped by the scientists. It was like I was never born.
(Akuma) My Name is Akuma, that's all I remember.
(Nippon) Memory loss? Well, that helps the situation. OK, this is all we'll talk about, make sure to come by the agency when you're let out of the hospital. ask for me, I'll get you set up with a dungeon if you want to join that kind of work.
(Akuma) *Head shakes up and down*
He left
(Voice 1) I don't like that guy, we should kill him.
(Voice 3) Are you stupid, if he's a part of the agency, he's probably strong.
(Voice 2) Nah, he looked weak, we can take him.
(Akuma) Can you guys please shut up? Now how do I open the menu?
(Voice 1) Put your hands in the air and scream.
(Voice 2) No, You stupid voice, it's yell I'm a dumbass.
(Akuma) You guys are no help... Uhm System Menu?
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System Menu
Name: Akuma
Strength: 3
Magic: 1
Mana: 1
Agility: 3
Endurance: 50
Rank: F
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Cursed Skills
None
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Cursed Shop
Points: Zero
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How is my rank F, but my endurance is 50? Oh, wait I remember your stats have to be all the same number for your rank to go up. like for Rank E, I have to have 20 in all my stats.
(Voice 3) That Sounds dumb, maybe we should go back to the scientists.
(Akuma) I'd rather anything than that. Wait I can move my arms and legs. well, my legs are not that much. my arms are all I need.
{The Next Morning}
(Nurse) Hello, Mr. Uhhh, it doesn't say. what is your name sir?
(Akuma) Akuma
(Nurse) Where did you get that tablet from, hm, well let me write your name here, ok is there anything I can get you?
(Akuma) Can I get a box of roaches?
(Nurses) Roaches? Why do you want roaches?
(Akuma) No reason really, just wanted to know if you all have some roaches hanging around.
(Nurses) Well yes, but, I'll ask the lunch ladies. bye, Mr. Akuma.
(Voice 2) She is suspicious, we need to kill her.
(Voice 1) She Asks too many questions, we should definitely kill her.
(Voice 3) Sorry I was sleeping, Why do we need Roaches?
(Akuma) How do you sleep? well if you want to know, I planning on killing the roaches, so I can get points the mysterious voice said to kill any living thing to get points.
(Voice 3) Why Roaches, Kill some plants they are living right.
(Akuma) I tried that last night but it didn't work. I kill the perfect plant for no reason.
(Voice 1) You're a horrible person, you should go kill yourself.
(Voice 2) Good idea kill yourself, then you will get points right?
(Akuma) I think that would work, but then I wouldn't be able to use the points because I would be dead.
(Voice 1) Dang, so no killing yourself, that's annoying.
(Akuma) Let's see what I would be able to buy with the points I get, I think the max points would probably be 10 right?
(Voice 3) No, it would be 50 points.
(Voice 2) I agree with that statement.
(Akuma) Why do you guys always have to talk?
(Voice 1) Because you need someone to talk to, we never talk when you're talking to someone.
(Voice 3) That's Deep
(Voice 2) Preach it, man.
(Akuma) alright Open Cursed Shop
(Voice 1) That's not how you do it, you have to say abracadabra.
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Cursed Shop
Search _______ Filter
CursedSwordMaster: 100
Basic Cursed Magic: 50
Basic cursed weapon-Dagger: 20
Cursed Passive Skill Slow Healing: 10
Points: Zero
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(Voice 3) So Wise
(Akuma) alright let's Filter so there is just stuff I can buy with 10 points.
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Cursed Shop
Search __10 pts.__ Filter
Cursed Passive skill Camera Jammer: 10
Cursed Strength Food: 10
Cursed Mask: 10
Cursed Passive Skill Slow Healing: 10
Points: Zero
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(Akuma) Strength Food, I guess that increases my strength by 1. Since i don't they would give me an easy time.
(Voice 2) That Cursed Mask is calling my name.
(Voice 1) Weirdo..
(Voice 3) I second that Fact
(Akuma) I wonder how low The points can go to?
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Cursed Shop
Search __1 pt.__ Filter
Cursed Passive Skill Hidden Board: 5
Cursed Random Skill *Warning One Purchase only*: 5
Cursed Random Stat increases by 5 *Warning One Purchase only*: 5
Everyday Items: 1
Points: Zero
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(Akuma) Can only be purchased once? is it because it's a really low price?
(Voice 3) I think we should gamble and put all our points into Everday items.
(Voice 1) I second that idea.
(Voice 2) I Third that idea.
(Akuma) Are you guys voting in my head, I'm not buying that.
(Voice 1) Dang I forgot were just voices
(Akuma) Listen, if you guys are good I'll get you one thing from the Everday Items.
(Voice 3) We promise.
(Voice 2) Wait what is being good?
(Voice 3) I don't know but let's just stay quiet till we figure it out.