Poor Dear

Shyla stood in kitchen making breakfast she had place the plate of breakfast in front of me "I see you you went with arsenic again" disbelief in her face as I took a bite. Then horror when she saw I was still eating a smile found it way on my lips, you may be thinking I'm crazy right about now.

Well I married my wife because I thought she was the most beautiful interesting person I'd met while down here I was a high up business man you see. I met her on a business trip a few years back we got married and she's tried to kill me ever since 'kill you? You're crazy for staying!' You may be saying right about now.

Well I love my wife so much that even though she's trying to kill me to win over the money and the business, I just don't have the heart to tell you that well, I'm immortal poor dear I think chuckling.