DEATH BATTLE FINALE

PREVIOUSLY ON KONOSUBA ...EHM MULTIVERSE CAFE

CONGRATULATIONS FOR PARTICIPATING AND DYING FOR DRACULES AMUSEMENT YOU SHALL RECEIVE A PARTICIPATION REWARD

REWARD GIVEN FOR PROVING TO BE DEFECTIVE MERCHANDISE: BROKEN PARTS

all the parts of genos that were broken or destroyed after his fights.

another light flashes a small hill of geno's broken parts appears in Tony's lab,rather then be angry at the pile of scraps,Tony was practically drooling

NOW THEN TIME TO START THE FINAL BATTLE , A ROYAL RUMMBLE !!.

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ISLAND TERRAIN

4 lights flash and the winners of the previous battles,saitamesh,ruby,slime batman and kazuma step out

saitamesh:"tch more mongrels"

ruby"hey let's still be friends after this !,do you guys like cookies? wait ofcourse you do ,who doesn't!"

batman:"...."

while kazuma was basically trembling while sweating uncontrollably"why god,why'd you have to do me like this , gilgamesh and rimuru!!, I might as well hakai myself!"

not wanting to waste more time on these mongrels gilgamesh does the same thing he did last time and opens up his gates of Babylon and starts shooting out his noble phantasoms,both ruby and batman react quickly while kazuma once again jumps behind a Bush covering his head and wishing for the best.ruby uses her food beam and starts converting all the noble phantasoms into cookies,with a random glass of milk inbetween,while batman simply runs at gilgamesh absorbing all the noble phantasoms thrown at him,annoyed giglamesh launches enkidu at ruby and meets batman in battle ,who is now sending out hundreds of hands made out of his slime to combat gilgamesh in physical combat,simply regenerating them when he destroys one, seeing enkidu coming at her ruby uses her food blast at full power to turn it into a small hill of cookies which drop on top of her,unable to handle this she throws common sense out the window and starts to eat it all forgetting the battle happening,while with batman and gilgamesh the battle had reached a sort of stalemate with gilgamesh destroying batmans limbs and sending out the occasional noble phantasom and batman simply regenerating his limbs and absorbing the weapons,when sick of it gilgamesh takes out EA noticing that the weapon was dangerous batman uses his final card.... launching back all the noble phantasoms he had observed during the battle all at once at gilgamesh,ea and the phantasoms crash killing batman and mortally injuring gilgamesh becouse he couldn't cover all the phantasoms launched with ea and some pierced through him,he gets thrown back and lands a couple meters away,getting up unstablly he tries to find and kill the remaining mongrels before he himself dies,when he feels someone grab his...dick?!, and looks down to see the mongrel in a tracksuit beneath his legs holding his dick and saying "HAKAAAAI" feeling his manhood be destroyed gilgamesh screams in pain before destroying the mongrel beneath him and dying aswell................all that can be heard in the silent field is the sound of cookies being eaten"crunch...crunch....crunch "

until its disturbed by a "oooh nice" when ruby sees the screen detailing her victory,it then returns back to the crunching.